Where am dog with thirteen leg? I seek!

Lewis · Post by **Lewis** » Mon Apr 23, 2001 10:42 am

I were walking down street yesterday. Suddenly pain in leg. Look down I see angry radioactive dog. Dog have thirteen leg..Thirteen leg dog refused to pay for Bolivian back-rub from two-foot tall Albanian. Dog kill Albanian. Albanian are being my father. I challenge thirteen leg dog. He kick my ass, and cut off nose.For twenty year I train. Train specially for fighting thriteen leg dog. Pretty hard finding that kind teacher, but did it. I seek dog now, help me find.When thirteen leg dog I meet, say I:Thirteen leg dog, you not pay for back-rub, kill father, and bite leg. Prepare to die.Then father, master Albanian giver of Bolivian backrubs, spirit be in peace.------------------
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Asrian · Post by **Asrian** » Tue Apr 24, 2001 4:31 am

Woof woof. Snarl growl. *Bare teeth, sits down and tries to lick his nuts, but too many damn legs in the way. Stands back up again, annoyed.* Woof. *Salivates profusely*------------------
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Lewis · Post by **Lewis** » Tue Apr 24, 2001 10:00 am

Magnet's made of STEEL! Lobster's made of MEAT!------------------
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Mike nln · Post by **Mike nln** » Wed Apr 25, 2001 5:32 am

No, no no.Magnet made of Iron.RABBIT made of STEEL.------------------
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Lewis · Post by **Lewis** » Wed Apr 25, 2001 8:07 am

Oh yeah, thanks.Rabbit's made of STEEL!Lobster has a BEAK!------------------
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but at least he didn