This past week I met a girl wearing a shirt that said "Intifada." I stared at her for a while, unable to believe my eyes. She noticed, and said that it was the name of a band. She said that it wasn't "infitada," which meant "religious war, or something like that." "Holy war," I corrected. Blonde ditz. <grumble> Well, I didn't question any further because my memory has never been the sharpest, as Esyla will eagerly attest. For those of you who aren't news-savvy, the word is indeed "Intifada," and all morons wearing similar shirts should be bashed over the head with a metal bat-o-knowledge! Band my ass. That word, that concept, is the cause of hundreds of deaths in the Middle East.
EDUCATE THESE FOOLS! I COMMAND THEE!