The new official Angry People game

Felix The Man · Post by **Felix The Man** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 2:50 am

I feel that Angry people should adopt "Earthbound" on the SNES as it's official game.basically you play as a 10 year old kid who is endowed with magical powers and given a baseball bat, he meets up with three comrades and they proceed to save the world. It is the work of strange Europeans that I wouldn't want to meet
top 5 reasons why Earthbound should be the official game of Angry People
5. If you know what to do, your mom will tell you to "have some hot ass and go to bed"4. Within the first hour of playing your assaulted by a knife-wielding gang boss and the entire town police force, to see if your "tough enough"3. You fight (and beat into submission) various posessed people, vehicles, and other strange stuff. Including Taxi Cabs, tick-or-treating children, dogs, bees, mushrooms, and the ever-deadly "New-Age Retro Hippie"2. If you enter the proper data, your most powerful attack will be "Psi Fuck Epsilon"1. When you beat a member of the living vegetable kingdom into submission it isn't defeated it "stops moving" likewise if you bash in the brains of any animal, including dogs, birds, and cats, they "become tame"as you can see this meets every critera of being the official game of Angry People, as for the official drink, it's Orangina.------------------
Magic wand, make my penis grow

Felix The Man · Post by **Felix The Man** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 3:58 am

so did you

FilmBuff · Post by **FilmBuff** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 8:02 am

I doubt any beverage besides Jones has a chance of being the official drink of AP, but Earthbound sounds like a good canditate for official game.I want some hot ass before I go to bed

FilmBuff · Post by **FilmBuff** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 8:08 am

Oh, wait! I just realized you committed the ultimate <a href="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/Forum27 ... ml">sin</a> of using the regular smile icon!*publicly humiliates Felix*

FilmBuff · Post by **FilmBuff** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 12:02 am

Yes, but I didn't start a topic with it, which is what the thread I linked forbids, so there! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif">

EsylaMcSassy · Post by **EsylaMcSassy** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 12:51 am

That game is not nor will it ever be the official game of Anrgy people because I have never played it and I never intend to.If there is ever an official game, it will be something like Duck Duck Goose, because i like irony.And The Official Drink is JONES.
Xander, stop pulling this shit or I will kicm your ass out on the street. THIS IS MY COMIC AND THE OFFICIAL DRINK IS NOT ORANG-FUCKING-GINA COZ I DONT LIKE THAT.
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Love and other indoor sports,
Esyla
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PhilTest2 · Post by **PhilTest2** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 9:55 am

but orangina is so good
but I guess if I ever tasted Jones soda i would say that is so good too, but I'm on the other side of the country from where Jones soda is. And that's my lat name...------------------
Canada kicks ass!
I'm a guest stripper... no not a stripper, I meant I... well, maybe on saturdays...
-Phil

FilmBuff · Post by **FilmBuff** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 12:36 am

Now kids, play nice.Esyla: I agree with your points on official stuff for AP, but you may want to keep yourself in check; this should be an open forum where people can say what they think without being kicked out. However

PhilTest2 · Post by **PhilTest2** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 9:32 am

Yea, Jones Jones Jones!!!
I love Orangina but now I really really really wanna try Jones soda. I heard about like two years ago in the news paper. And Xander, it's not your comic, and I just wanna say it, shut the fuck up!------------------
Canada kicks ass!
I'm a guest stripper... no not a stripper, I meant I... well, maybe on saturdays...
-Phil

Felix The Man · Post by **Felix The Man** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 11:09 am

Orangina is SO the official drink, and heres the reasonsEuropeans drink it at sporting events, europeans riot at sporting eventsit comes in a glass bottle, which can be used as a flower vase or jagged weaponits 12% juice, 2% pulp, BABYif Jones made an orange-tangerine soda it would be almost, but not quite exactly like Orangina, because Orangina is fruity nutcakeswhen you don't drink Orangina it makes baby Jesus cry------------------
Magic wand, make my penis grow

EsylaMcSassy · Post by **EsylaMcSassy** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 11:36 am

Xander, you are really pissing me off.Know your fucking role.

EsylaMcSassy · Post by **EsylaMcSassy** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 11:40 am

You're right Buffy.
I apologize for being so crass.Phil, you SHOULD try Jones Soda! It's the hottest thing since Rudolph Valentino ate sliced bread. check out <A HREF="http://www.jonessoda.com" TARGET=_blank>www.jonessoda.com</A> for cool info about it or <A HREF="http://www.poseur.org/unzine" TARGET=_blank>www.poseur.org/unzine</A> for my articloe about the company and an interview with the bossman.My favorite flavors are: Pink (now called Strawberries and Cream), Cherry, Green Apple, and Peachy Keen.
Jones Juice is also yummy! Berry White and Betty are quite tasty.

PhilTest2 · Post by **PhilTest2** » Tue Jul 17, 2001 7:21 am

But where is the company based? BC right? Don't think it has made it here yet, so I can't get any, unless you send a case along with the tshirt, hehe.------------------
Canada kicks ass!
I'm a guest stripper... no not a stripper, I meant I... well, maybe on saturdays...
-Phil

EsylaMcSassy · Post by **EsylaMcSassy** » Thu Jul 19, 2001 12:50 am

It was originally in Canada but they moved to Seattle. Where do you live anyway, Philly?by the way, i give everyone nicknames. buffy (filmbuff), josie (joe) and scrub-o-my-heart (scrubbo) are a few victims.
you are now philly. or creamcheese. whichever i feel like.------------------
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Esyla
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PhilTest2 · Post by **PhilTest2** » Thu Jul 19, 2001 4:16 am

I live in Gatineau, Quebec, it's just beside Ottawa, so I live right on the border of Quebec and Ontario. Yea, Philly's fine with me, believe it or not(I know it's kinda far fetched and all) but I've been called that before, crazy eh?
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Canada kicks ass!
I'm a guest stripper... no not a stripper, I meant I... well, maybe on saturdays...
-Phil