by The Joester on Sat Jul 20, 2002 12:01 pm
*is bored*
*knows exactly what this party needs*
i know exactly what this party needs...KAREOKE! however it's spelled
*grabs a kareoke machine and puts in the Stray Cats*
*sings*
black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
i'm flat broke but i don't care
i strut right by with my tail in the air
stray cat strut i'm a (lady's cat)
i'm a feline casanova, HEY! (man, that's that)
get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man
get my dinner from a garbage can.
(meow) yeah, don't cross my path!
i don't bother chasing mice around (whoa no)
i slink down the alley, looking for a fight
howl to the moonlight on a hot summer night
singin the blues while the lady cats cry
wow stray cat you're a real gone guy
i wish i could be as carefree and wild
but i got cat class and i got cat style
i don't bother chasing mice around
i slink down the alley, looking for a fight
howl to the moonlight on a hot summer night
*jumps up an octave* singin the blues while the lady cats cry
wow stray cat you're a real gone guy
i wish i could be as carefree and wild
but i got cat class and i got cat style
rockabilly for life! *gets boo'd off the stage*