*encourages everyone to join my all-actions birthday party t

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*is bored*
*knows exactly what this party needs*
i know exactly what this party needs...KAREOKE! however it's spelled
*grabs a kareoke machine and puts in the Stray Cats*
*sings*

black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
i'm flat broke but i don't care
i strut right by with my tail in the air
stray cat strut i'm a (lady's cat)
i'm a feline casanova, HEY! (man, that's that)
get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man
get my dinner from a garbage can.
(meow) yeah, don't cross my path!

i don't bother chasing mice around (whoa no)
i slink down the alley, looking for a fight
howl to the moonlight on a hot summer night
singin the blues while the lady cats cry
wow stray cat you're a real gone guy
i wish i could be as carefree and wild
but i got cat class and i got cat style

i don't bother chasing mice around
i slink down the alley, looking for a fight
howl to the moonlight on a hot summer night
*jumps up an octave* singin the blues while the lady cats cry
wow stray cat you're a real gone guy
i wish i could be as carefree and wild
but i got cat class and i got cat style

rockabilly for life! *gets boo'd off the stage*

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*puts on another song, which at first appears to be stary cat strut, but no...it is goodbye, by save ferris!*

Deep in the heart of every man, lies a hidden dream or plan
to be a millionaire, life without a care!
ba-da-da-da-da!

*dances poorly*

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*jumps up and down a little*
"Now I will smash beer bottles on your head! Your HEAD!!"

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*puts on the Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles theme song*

everyone sing!

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*sings*
When the evil Shredder attacks, these turtle boys don't cut him no slack!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Heroes in a half-shell, turtle power!

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*posts to the party thread while in the same room as Esyla*

*looks forward to this thread hitting the one-year mark*

*drinks a Jones*

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*posts at the party thread while in the same room as elvis' ghost*

ruby ruby ruby ruby soho
yeah, so anyway, read Pickle Jar.

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Destination unnnnnknown...

(Rancid are so very, very awesome live).
"Now I will smash beer bottles on your head! Your HEAD!!"

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*realizes that in two days this thread will be a year old*

*announces this revilation to the cartoonists assembled on his couch*

*much rejoicing*

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Woohoo!
*celebrates her 20th birthday all over the place*

it doesn't stop being my birthday til i go to sleep!

*dances to DHC*

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happy birthday

*plays the harmonica for esyla*
yeah, so anyway, read Pickle Jar.

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*kicks the forum*

bah.

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*would kick the forum, but has heard it kicks back*

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*doesn't kick the forum because...why can't we all just get along?*
yeah, so anyway, read Pickle Jar.

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*kicks Joe*

that's why

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Now that the comic is back and the forum has posts....this thread must live!!

*puts on some mephiskapheles and skanks on the ceiling*

get me, I'm Lionel Ritchie!
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*ostentatiously fails to speak*

*eats pie, listens to Weezer*

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*solidly refuses to let this thread die*

*throws pie around the room while skanking on the ceiling and drinking Jones*

muahahahahahahaha!!!

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I'd join, but I don't know how to emote partying except
*drinks by keg for 10 hours straight then passes out standing up for ten minutes*
Never come between a Japanese businessman and a schoolgirl's panties.

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*reveals that the keg is labeled "root beer"*
*pumps herself a glass*

mm...that henry weinhard makes a tasty root beer.

*nudges othello with her toe*

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