*encourages everyone to join my all-actions birthday party t

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 12:01 pm

*is bored*
*knows exactly what this party needs*
i know exactly what this party needs...KAREOKE! however it's spelled
*grabs a kareoke machine and puts in the Stray Cats*
*sings*

black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
i'm flat broke but i don't care
i strut right by with my tail in the air
stray cat strut i'm a (lady's cat)
i'm a feline casanova, HEY! (man, that's that)
get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man
get my dinner from a garbage can.
(meow) yeah, don't cross my path!

i don't bother chasing mice around (whoa no)
i slink down the alley, looking for a fight
howl to the moonlight on a hot summer night
singin the blues while the lady cats cry
wow stray cat you're a real gone guy
i wish i could be as carefree and wild
but i got cat class and i got cat style

i don't bother chasing mice around
i slink down the alley, looking for a fight
howl to the moonlight on a hot summer night
*jumps up an octave* singin the blues while the lady cats cry
wow stray cat you're a real gone guy
i wish i could be as carefree and wild
but i got cat class and i got cat style

rockabilly for life! *gets boo'd off the stage*

EsylaMcSassy · Post by **EsylaMcSassy** » Sat Jul 20, 2002 1:16 pm

*puts on another song, which at first appears to be stary cat strut, but no...it is goodbye, by save ferris!*

Deep in the heart of every man, lies a hidden dream or plan
to be a millionaire, life without a care!
ba-da-da-da-da!

*dances poorly*

Toom · Post by **Toom** » Sun Jul 21, 2002 9:44 am

*jumps up and down a little*

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 11:31 am

*puts on the Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles theme song*

everyone sing!

EsylaMcSassy · Post by **EsylaMcSassy** » Thu Jul 25, 2002 11:19 am

*sings*
When the evil Shredder attacks, these turtle boys don't cut him no slack!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
Heroes in a half-shell, turtle power!

FilmBuff · Post by **FilmBuff** » Sun Jul 28, 2002 9:43 am

*posts to the party thread while in the same room as Esyla*

*looks forward to this thread hitting the one-year mark*

*drinks a Jones*

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Mon Jul 29, 2002 4:15 pm

*posts at the party thread while in the same room as elvis' ghost*

ruby ruby ruby ruby soho

Toom · Post by **Toom** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:05 am

Destination unnnnnknown...

(Rancid are so very, very awesome live).

FilmBuff · Post by **FilmBuff** » Sun Aug 04, 2002 9:56 am

*realizes that in two days this thread will be a year old*

*announces this revilation to the cartoonists assembled on his couch*

*much rejoicing*

EsylaMcSassy · Post by **EsylaMcSassy** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 2:01 am

Woohoo!
*celebrates her 20th birthday all over the place*

it doesn't stop being my birthday til i go to sleep!

*dances to DHC*

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Thu Aug 15, 2002 3:52 pm

happy birthday

*plays the harmonica for esyla*

EsylaMcSassy · Post by **EsylaMcSassy** » Tue Aug 20, 2002 10:33 am

*kicks the forum*

bah.

FilmBuff · Post by **FilmBuff** » Wed Aug 21, 2002 8:25 pm

*would kick the forum, but has heard it kicks back*

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 7:26 pm

*doesn't kick the forum because...why can't we all just get along?*

FilmBuff · Post by **FilmBuff** » Thu Aug 22, 2002 8:30 pm

*kicks Joe*

that's why

EsylaMcSassy · Post by **EsylaMcSassy** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 11:21 pm

Now that the comic is back and the forum has posts....this thread must live!!

*puts on some mephiskapheles and skanks on the ceiling*

get me, I'm Lionel Ritchie!

The Moose King · Post by **The Moose King** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 11:22 pm

*ostentatiously fails to speak*

*eats pie, listens to Weezer*

EsylaMcSassy · Post by **EsylaMcSassy** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 11:33 am

*solidly refuses to let this thread die*

*throws pie around the room while skanking on the ceiling and drinking Jones*

muahahahahahahaha!!!

InquisitorOthello · Post by **InquisitorOthello** » Tue Jan 14, 2003 10:11 am

I'd join, but I don't know how to emote partying except
*drinks by keg for 10 hours straight then passes out standing up for ten minutes*

EsylaMcSassy · Post by **EsylaMcSassy** » Tue Jan 14, 2003 11:19 am

*reveals that the keg is labeled "root beer"*
*pumps herself a glass*

mm...that henry weinhard makes a tasty root beer.

*nudges othello with her toe*