Those Humorous Haikus

Postby Shay Caron on Fri May 11, 2001 6:21 am

Orestes, Nero:
One wears glasses, one's a loon--
Wait, they're both penguins.<P>Ore is pretty smart,
Using words like "juxtaposed",
Flying his Beetle.<P>Nero, though, the twit,
Spastically spouts poetry
When he gets caffeine.<P>In the astral plane
Nero floats while Nazis point
Cannons at the car<P>So Ore hits a switch,
Rockets on, prepares the gun,
Wastes the Nazi scum.<P>Thus life does go on
And we wait, impatient, for
The next episode.<P>------<P>These'll go on my web site when I'm able to update it again. Blame flan for pointing me at this comic when it started. <IMG SRC="">
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Postby Shagmunky on Fri May 11, 2001 7:24 am

now them's quality haikus!
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Postby The Eternal Paradox on Sat May 26, 2001 12:19 am

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