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MizunoL · Post by **MizunoL** » Tue Apr 03, 2001 3:39 am

I would run faster than a speeding bullet, I suppose. If I jumped over tall buildings I'd probably collide head on with pigeons. Mostly I want to be the first person to post on the second page though. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">Can a person really be "egg"-cellent?Rats. I thought I would be the first post on the second page. I guess that's 41.[This message has been edited by MizunoL (edited 04-03-2001).]

Russ · Post by **Russ** » Tue Apr 03, 2001 7:46 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by MizunoL:
Can a person really be "egg"-cellent?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I never "sausage" a person.What's better, pancake or waffle?------------------
russ
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Tim Broderick · Post by **Tim Broderick** » Tue Apr 03, 2001 9:41 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by MizunoL:
Line dancing is worse, especially when your teacher gives up trying to teach you halfway through and tells you stories of his childhood which somehow all center on pellegra.

Left or right?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Depends, which way are you going? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">Would you rather be able to leap tall buildings at a single bound or be faster than a speeding bullet?------------------
Tim Broderick
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Liz · Post by **Liz** » Wed Apr 04, 2001 5:09 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by russ:
What's better, pancake or waffle?
[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Waffles have a convenient shape for maximum syrup delivery. It just runs off pancakes onto your plate. Which is worse, java banner ads on a slow computer or this stupid pop-up wireless mini-camera ad?Liz

P0g0 · Post by **P0g0** » Wed Apr 04, 2001 5:41 am

As for Pancakes v. Waffles, I have to go with the pancakes. Waffles just get too damn syrup-logged.
java adds = spawn of Satan.Next question:Which is the uglier geographic term, "archipelago" or "isthmus"?

Matt Trepal · Post by **Matt Trepal** » Wed Apr 04, 2001 5:54 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by p0g0:

Which is the uglier geographic term, "archipelago" or "isthmus"?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>"Isthmus," no doubt. An awkward word to pronounce, and no romantic connotations, either.What's hokier: "The Force" or the "Vulcan Mind Meld?"------------------
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Shiro · Post by **Shiro** » Thu Apr 05, 2001 1:34 am

The Pepsi girl is worse. Shirley Temple is either dead right now, or I heard she was a diplomat. That's much better than being cute and irritating, plus she isn't on TV every day.The best movie theater by my house has that goddamn fake western thing at the beginning of every movie. AAAAARRRGH!!! I want to pound and pound it with a shovel!Would it be scarier to be locked in a closet with Walt Whitman or Ralph Waldo Emerson?

Russ · Post by **Russ** » Thu Apr 05, 2001 9:16 am

Emerson, because I've always thought "Waldo" was a disturbing name.If you inherited a truck from a dead distant relative, would you rather it be an old milk delivery truck or a garbage truck?------------------
russ
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MizunoL · Post by **MizunoL** » Thu Apr 05, 2001 10:53 am

"The Force" was hokey back in 1800's when it was called Transcendentalism.Shirley Temple or the Pepsi girl: Which one is more evil?

Remi · Post by **Remi** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 5:36 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Shiro:
Would it be scarier to be locked in a closet with Walt Whitman or Ralph Waldo Emerson?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Walt Whitman, because he might start reciting some of his poetry <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/rolleyes.gif"> I would only be afraid of Ralphy if he brought along Thoreau, then it would be, "You're a sellout!" "No I'm not, I'm just not an insaniac idealist like you." "Weenie!" "Literalist!" and on and on...As for the truck, I'd have to go with the garbage truck. No only would it totally destroy a milk truck in a head-on collision (see Tim, I like destruction as much as the next red-blooded American male) but it's great for picking up the ladies. Okay, maybe not, but you could cruise the streets and no one would mess with you. However, if this relative left a mail truck, I would take that. I've always wanted a mail truck. -Remi

Shiro · Post by **Shiro** » Sat Apr 07, 2001 9:01 am

My vote goes to Walt. I wouldn't want to be in an enclosed space with that guy.After his death, how will Dave Matthews be tortured in hell?*note: I know it's not an either/or question but we could come up with some really fun answers.

MizunoL · Post by **MizunoL** » Sun Apr 08, 2001 3:36 am

Since everyone else is breaking the rules, I am too. Being stuck in a closet with Emerson would be terrifying. Not only is he dead, he's a friggin' transparent eyeball. I do have to say that being stuck in a closet with Vanna White would be even scarier though.Dave Matthews in Hell... I hope it involves him being forced to listen to his own music for the rest of eternity while being poked with sharp sticks and having monkeys defecate on his head. Except more humiliating and painful. ------------------
-MizunoLThere are no Pan-Asian supermarkets down in Hell, so you can't buy Golden Boy peanuts.

Remi · Post by **Remi** » Sun Apr 08, 2001 8:01 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Shiro:
After his death, how will Dave Matthews be tortured in hell?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Make him fall in love with a webcomic that updates extremely sporadically?-Remi

Haberdash · Post by **Haberdash** » Sun Apr 08, 2001 10:37 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Shiro:
 After his death, how will Dave Matthews be tortured in hell? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>he and andrew lloyd weber will be forced to paddle each other's bared tuchuses whilst crooning "tea for two" on every infernal hour, for the pleasure of richard simmons and his chihuaha, "nibblepubles".

Shiro · Post by **Shiro** » Mon Apr 09, 2001 1:12 am

I ain't sure myself, but I sure as hell hope it involves flesh-eating space worms.

MizunoL · Post by **MizunoL** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 2:02 am

Spielberg finishing a Kubrick movie. The other way around might prove very intersting. I'd love to see what Kubrick would've done with "Goonies."Do we need another hero?

Moss · Post by **Moss** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 7:58 am

1) The garbage truck, because it permits one to be surrealistic and threatening while driving through the streets of the city in the middle of the night.2) What's more disturbing: Robert Rodriguez making a kids' movie, or Steven Spielberg finishing a Stanley Kubrick movie?

P0g0 · Post by **P0g0** » Tue Apr 17, 2001 6:49 am

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Do we need another hero?
------------------------No.What's a more disgusting idea, drinking milk in the shower or a Cadbury Egg filled with grape jello?

Melty · Post by **Melty** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 6:32 am

Drinking milk in the shower, because a Cadbury egg filled with Jello is impossible. If you poured the hot liquid Jello into the chocolate shell, the shell would melt; if you poured melted chocolate around a Jello egg, the egg would melt. This is not the sole reason drinking milk in the shower is disgusting. But at least it's not as disgusting as eating chicken in the shower. Also, it's not as disgusting as the new Jello commercial, where an adorable little moppet girl in formal dress frolics through the Jelloverse, and a Jello butterfly flies into her mouth, and then she opens her mouth again and a BUNCH of Jello butterflies fly out. ::shudder::Anyway, getting to my question, which animal is the coolest in the Cadbury commercial where all the animals try to be the Cadbury bunny but fail? And if that question's not really valid, then which would you rather have as a punishment, a caning, or a year of imprisonment?

Remi · Post by **Remi** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 7:17 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by melty:
 Anyway, getting to my question, which animal is the coolest in the Cadbury commercial where all the animals try to be the Cadbury bunny but fail? And if that question's not really valid, then which would you rather have as a punishment, a caning, or a year of imprisonment?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Cadbuty animal: the camel. There is nothing cooler than a camel with bunny ears going "buk buk buk". At least in the animal-with-bunny-ears-going-buk-buk-buk coolness universe.As for caning vs. imprisonment...I would rather, um...I don't know, they're about equal in my mind. What's more fun, Readers Digest or Spin?