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Hot Peppermint tea, with gobs of honey in it (makes it taste like a candy cane that way) and maybe a squezze of lemon. Makes mine feel better. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>

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Substitute whiskey for the tea, and you got yourself my remedy.<P>------------------
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Substitute your mom for the whiskey, and there you go! <P>------------------
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Industrial Potassium, it cures a sore throat.<P>Well, it pretty much cures the problem of HAVING a throat. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">

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sore throat, anyone? What works for you? I've got one that just won't go away.<P>------------------
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I'm gonna go with sex.<P>Or cough drops.

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Gargle with some hydrogen peroxide or warm salt water.<P>------------------
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Substitute H2O for H2So4

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Why do I get the feeling that most of these "cures" would probably end up killing me instead of helping?<P>------------------
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sulfuric acid wouldn't kill you. ok, i'm lying, it would. but at least you wouldn't have a sore throat anymore.
but even though i'm trying to kill you, i still love you (in a totaly platonic and non-homosexual type of way).

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Post by Violentmae »

OR hot tea with loads of Rum (or whiskey) and honey in it, that works well. Or go with Ink up there - Sex - Orgasms fix everything. My granma always use to give us warm lemonade with rum in it, that works too, knocks your ass out and you sweat sweat sweat. Or Jager, jager like orgasms fix everything. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">

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Post by Flurb »

drink... stuff....

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