in honor of cap'n deth...

The zeppo · Post by **The zeppo** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 1:29 am

...who wants to hear a pirate joke?
well, too bad. 'cause i'm gonna tell it anyway...so, a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. he walks up to the bartender and orders a pint.the bartender gives 'em a funny look and asks...'hey, buddy, why do you gotta steering wheel attached to your groin?"and the pirate says..."aaarrrrrr...it's driving me nuts!"yeah, yeah. i'll leave the funny stuff to guys whom are good at it.

Mofo · Post by **Mofo** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 1:34 am

Hahaha. Finally! Someone who knows how to tell it right! I hope Usagi is watching.------------------
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Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Fri Jun 08, 2001 9:01 am

yeahyeahyeahWHATEVER.
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Mofo · Post by **Mofo** » Sat Jun 09, 2001 7:26 am

Did you see the new pirate movie?It's rated ARRRRRR!------------------
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Flurb · Post by **Flurb** » Sat Jun 09, 2001 7:53 am

There once was a band of ruthless pirates who went around the seas to fight for their loot.One day they see a ship drifting in the ocean and the captain yells "Arrrrr fetch me my red shirt!" the crewmates does so and they go to battle and end up victorious! The next day they see another ship heading towards them and the captain yells to his crewmate once again to get his red shirt! They end up victorious! The crewmate asks the captain one day as to why he always asks for his red shirt, he replies that if any enemy gets blood on his shirt no one would know! The crewmate thinks this is a great idea and continues working.The next day the captain sees 10 ships heading towards them he calls for his crewmate and yells..."GET ME MY BROWN PANTS"[This message has been edited by Flurb (edited 06-09-2001).]

Nummygrrl · Post by **Nummygrrl** » Sat Jun 09, 2001 8:54 am

That's MY joke! I was gonna tell it! You brat. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/frown.gif">

India_Ink · Post by **India_Ink** » Sat Jun 09, 2001 10:28 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by nummygrrl:
That's MY joke! I was gonna tell it! You brat. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/frown.g ... TE>yeah... me too....