Haikus.

Mofo · Post by **Mofo** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 1:43 am

Good one!
beware of the gothsthey will eat up your babiestheir sister's not hot------------------
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Quixotic · Post by **Quixotic** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 2:13 am

It was a miracle of rare device,
A sunny pleasure-dome with caves of ice!
A damsel with a dul - damn it, hold on someone's at the door......uh-oh... on the shoulders of giants------------------
Quixotic

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 6:15 am

Man.. That's not a Haiku.Contest will start soon.
Almost everyone will lose.
That means you, loser.There. You big baby. Either way, that's NOT 10.Man. I shouldn't have doubted myself.------------------
usagi. <A HREF="http://www.warp9tohell.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.warp9tohell.com</A> - it's funnier than andy capp.[This message has been edited by usagi (edited 04-12-2001).]

Violentmae · Post by **Violentmae** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 6:38 am

Ok - Indulge me. How the hell do you write Haikus? I counted your syllables and it seems to be 5 on the first line 10 on the second and 5 again on the third. Is this correct? Ok well that's what was in Usagi's poem at least. I ain't too poetically versed (rimshot), 'cept for dactylic hexameter.
-jen <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/confused.gif">

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 8:46 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by violentmae:
I counted your syllables and it seems to be 5 on the first line 10 on the second and 5 again on the third.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Okay, before I explain, I'd love to see where 10 comes from.ALAMOSTA EVVERYONE LOSES.I can't believe I doubted myself.
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usagi. <A HREF="http://www.warp9tohell.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.warp9tohell.com</A> - it's funnier than andy capp.

MrQuikSlvr · Post by **MrQuikSlvr** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 8:55 am

Rocky Maivia
Bad-ass Egyptian mofo
The Mummy Returns------------------
-Mr Quik

MrQuikSlvr · Post by **MrQuikSlvr** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 9:10 am

The Dow is falling.
Tech stocks all bottoming out.
Time to buy, buy, buy.------------------
-Mr Quik

MrQuikSlvr · Post by **MrQuikSlvr** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 9:30 am

How many Haiku's
Does it take to show you all
It's five, seven, fiveBand from Anaheim
Live from the Tragic Kingdom
And there is No DoubtEagle in the sky
Soaring over creation
*BLAM* Got me one moreOk ok... I'm bored... watching Behind the Music: No Doubt.------------------
-Mr Quik

Mofo · Post by **Mofo** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 11:36 am

I wrote a haiku today. I feel it exposes my inner beauty and creativity, all the while proving that I can be enigmatic and thoughtful.
china let our troops go now home, their stocks are worthless they want to go back
You are now a better person. Post your own!------------------
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Mofo · Post by **Mofo** » Fri Apr 13, 2001 5:48 am

contest this weekendprepare to be creativethere can be only one------------------
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Mofo · Post by **Mofo** » Fri Apr 13, 2001 5:54 am

links page up soon toohope we don't forget anyoneblame usagi, though------------------
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Mofo · Post by **Mofo** » Fri Apr 13, 2001 6:05 am

babies make good hatsbut don't wear them in publicpeople will be mad------------------
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The Mexican Wifebeater · Sat Apr 14, 2001 5:30 am

Tons of fun are cats.
Put them in a paper bag.
Kick them down the stairs.Tons of fun are cats.
Take a drive on the turnpike.
Throw them out the side.Tons of fun are cats.
shoot and pound them, smash kill them.
annihilate them.

Violentmae · Post by **Violentmae** » Sat Apr 14, 2001 11:32 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> Okay, before I explain, I'd love to see where 10 comes from.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Well all the phoetic training I have had has totally fucked up my ability to count syllables. I got 9 the second time around. AlmOst EvErI(long e)wE(shcwa)nE(schwa)
aw fuck it. so it's five seven five. thank you!
-jen <A HREF="http://boii.com/etc/easteriscancelled.jpg" TARGET=_blank>http://boii.com/etc/easteriscancelled.jpg</A>

MrQuikSlvr · Post by **MrQuikSlvr** » Sun Apr 15, 2001 10:25 am

Kitties are evil
Especially hairless ones
Do not gnaw on themThe great Question Mark
Invented by my father
Quite standard I think------------------
-Dr Evil Quik[This message has been edited by MrQuikSlvr (edited 04-15-2001).]

Mandingo · Post by **Mandingo** » Mon Apr 16, 2001 2:40 am

This forum is weak.
I need to procrastinate.
Someone post something.

Munk · Post by **Munk** » Tue Apr 17, 2001 4:41 am

Epilepsy rocks
Hey, no work for me today!
You're jealous, aren't you?Buddy Christ loves you
His finger's been up his ass
Better his than yoursMarvin Gaye is dead
He got shot by his own dad
Dumb motherfuckerWhen you're feeling alone
You would be wise to 'member
Mangler watches you.Munk's penis is bigger
Bigger than it used to be
The rack does wondersThis is fun! I could do this all day. Good thing I won't.

Munk · Post by **Munk** » Tue Apr 17, 2001 4:44 am

Munk: Keenspace cadet
Cadet Shmadet, I'm your god
WORSHIP ME, FUCKERS.

MrQuikSlvr · Post by **MrQuikSlvr** » Tue Apr 17, 2001 7:33 am

I go home next month
To the land where palm trees sway
NO YOU CANNOT COME!He must be Ringo
I'm sure of it, I hate him
You ain't no daisy"I'm a good woman"
"That, or you're the Devil"
Wise words from the DocEverQuest is crap
DragonRealms is much better
Graphics are for wimps"What kind you going get?"
"Probably cookies and cream"
"Anything but that"Oh sweet Jessica
You can be my Dark Angel
Anytime you like <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">Damn this post is long
I think I better stop now
Save some for later------------------
-Mr Quik[This message has been edited by MrQuikSlvr (edited 04-17-2001).]

Zapjones · Post by **Zapjones** » Wed Apr 25, 2001 3:51 am

Life is pretty sweet
especially in my pants
I've got a hard on
~Caleb