IRON SHAMROCK CONTEST

Postby Nd on Sun May 06, 2001 4:09 am

Damn, I sure as Hell wouldn't wanna come in fourth place...<P>------------------
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Postby AustinWombat on Sun May 06, 2001 11:05 am

As co-creator of Iron Shamrock, I am pleased to annouce that (As a shamelessly capaitalistic marketing tool to promote this comic) we are holding the 2nd annual Iron Shamrock "Readers Choice" cotest. <P>Since we know that Iron Shamrock readers are a cut above the average Homo Sapien, we won't patronize you by telling you any of the rules.<P>All entries must be posted here by the anniversary of D-Day. Winners will be announced on Juneteenth Day. <P>Prizes are as follows:<P>The GRAND PRIZE winner will receive his or her own authentic Irish village (not availalbe in some areas, some assembly required, CA residents must pay sales tax).<P>FIRST PRIZE: An ode personally composed to you by the robotic duplicate of Bobby Burns.<P>SECOND PRIZE: A breeding-pair of Indonesian fighting sheep.<P>THIRD PRIZE: A week in Boston.<P>FOURTH PRIZE: Two weeks in Boston.<P>
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Postby Nd on Tue May 08, 2001 12:32 am

And Boxjam takes the lead, though Adam gains valuable points for supplying the rules... Sorry Adam, but I've already seen the Monkey-mania site.<P>Enter often, don't settle for 1 week in Boston, much less 2...<P>------------------
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Postby BoxJam on Tue May 08, 2001 9:19 am

Mine:
<A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/adoraloveskaiser/dates.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.geocities.com/adoraloveskaiser/dates.html</A> <P>------------------
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Postby Lord Emsworth on Wed May 09, 2001 5:03 am

Sigh. I really need get back to studying for my humanities finals, but perhaps you might find <A HREF="http://www.lethargiclad.com/tor/" TARGET=_blank>this</A> page of interest, if only on an odd visual level. <P>And for some inexplicable reason, I found myself laughing audibly at <A HREF="http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/53.html" TARGET=_blank>this</A>
while reliving odd half-foregotten childhood memories (which were better off forgotten.)<P>Oh, and <A HREF="http://www.comicbookresources.com/columns/oddball/enlarge.cgi?date=2000-11-20" TARGET=_blank>this</A> image is a trifle bizarre(on multiple levels, even.)<P>Those are my entries for now (though I may try to add more after finals.) <P> <p>[This message has been edited by Lord Emsworth (edited 05-09-2001).]
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Postby AustinWombat on Wed May 09, 2001 5:04 am

I know I'm a co-sponsor of the contest. I don't care. Here's my contribution:<P> <A HREF="http://www.ianr.unl.edu/pubs/poultry/g718.htm" TARGET=_blank>http://www.ianr.unl.edu/pubs/poultry/g718.htm</A>
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Postby BoxJam on Wed May 09, 2001 6:10 am

I counter with:<P><a href=http://www.keenspace.com/forums/Forum260/HTML/000030.html>http://www.klaatu.com/Stains/RemoveBlood.html</a>.<P>------------------
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Postby Michael on Wed May 09, 2001 6:40 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by nd:
<B>Anyone remember this other <a href="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/Forum74/HTML/000043.html">contest</a>? Or do you think the winner's just afraid to claim their prize?
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>You never actually declared a winner, you feeb.<P>------------------
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Postby Nd on Wed May 09, 2001 7:29 am

Currently in the lead is Lord Emsworth who through his Tor link, inadvertantly supplied me with the url for one of my all-time favorite comics <b>Lethargic Lad</b>. He lost a few points however for making me look at Captain Lou Albano. <P>Adam pushes forward to second place. With a little help of the Japana-kiwi Monkeys...<P>Boxjam maintains 3rd...<P>Squishy gets twice as many points as his link generates...<P>Michael should have written another limerick...<P>POINTS:<P>Lord Emsworth: 5634.6
Adsinfinitum: 5634.5
Boxjam: 5634.4
Squish <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/frown.gif">"> x2
Michael: zero for calling me a feeb.<P><P>------------------
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Postby Michael on Wed May 09, 2001 7:54 am

Feeb.
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Postby Michael on Wed May 09, 2001 7:57 am

There once was a feeb from McBlarneyDougal (er)
Whose sense of humor was most jugular
He liked his pet rock
and read Chopping Block
And ended his life going nuclear.<P><P>------------------
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Postby Nd on Wed May 09, 2001 11:36 am

Adam supplies 2 very unfunny links.<P>Austin Wombat stuffs the Ballot Box with cannibal chickens.<P>Boxjam confuses with what looks to be a cool link which only goes to this lame-ass forum.<P>points:
adsinfinitum:2
Austin Wombat:13
Boxjam:20<P>remember to play often and tell your friends...<P>------------------
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Postby Nd on Wed May 09, 2001 11:48 am

Anyone remember this other <a href="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/Forum74/HTML/000043.html">contest</a>? Or do you think the winner's just afraid to claim their prize?<P><P>------------------
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Postby AustinWombat on Thu May 10, 2001 6:10 am

As a public service announcement on the vital issues of our day:
<A HREF="http://www.ihatemimes.com/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.ihatemimes.com/</A>
<A HREF="http://members.tripod.com/~okiecrab/" TARGET=_blank>http://members.tripod.com/~okiecrab/</A> <P>Cheers.
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Postby Michael on Thu May 10, 2001 8:07 am

I wanna enter this contest, too:
<A HREF="http://www.trygve.com/uekiss.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.trygve.com/uekiss.html</A> <P>The definition of a Hegelian kiss was bad enough to cause me physical pain, so it might fit into this ... list.<P>------------------
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Postby Nd on Thu May 10, 2001 11:04 am

And Michael wins the limerick contest!<P>
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Postby Michael on Thu May 10, 2001 11:30 am

W00t! I never win anything!<P>Take <I>that</I>, Lee Herold! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!<P>------------------
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Postby Nd on Fri May 11, 2001 12:53 am

I'm kind of amused that Austin Wombat posted no rules, yet we get odd links thanks to Adam starting the ball rolling. Then Boxjam layeth down the law and it is so.<P>Michael still hasn't claimed his prize from the other contest and his first entry scores a 1313...<P>------------------
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Postby Michael on Fri May 11, 2001 1:08 am

What do I have to do to claim my prize? I don't have to sit through a sales presentation, do I?<P>------------------
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Postby Michael on Fri May 11, 2001 7:15 am

<A HREF="http://rocketguy.com/index.html" TARGET=_blank>http://rocketguy.com/index.html</A> <P>------------------
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