Just Answer Joe

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Tue Nov 20, 2001 11:44 am

I'm making this because... because I want to get questions answered too.
Why do I want that?
You figure it out.
Also, when am I going to get around to becoming famous and mocking you all?
Say. Can you tell me what is the purpose of war?
And how come their aren't more green, juicy fruits?------------------
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NotoriousMEQ · Post by **NotoriousMEQ** » Wed Nov 21, 2001 6:18 am

you want to do this because being a tool of the masses will eventually make you old and wrinkly like anne landers.or into two seperate persons neither of whom are dear abby, but both of them write her column!!!!and you already ARE famous but have no yet begun to mock!!!wars are so people can write memoirs that can be made into movies that will flop in the US because they suck, but will do well in asia because ben affect will be in it and he "is so cute".and Juicy Fruit doesnt make a "green" juice. ha HA!------------------
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 3:04 am

Okay, miss smarty pants. So what's the deal with beavers?
And, why do people take things for granted untill they are gone?

FilmBuff · Post by **FilmBuff** » Thu Nov 22, 2001 7:33 am

the deal with beavers is buy one get one free every fourth tuesday.because when something is gone, you cannot take it anywhere, let alone for granted.wait, miss smarty pants was supposed to answer, wasnt she?

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Fri Nov 23, 2001 1:07 am

because then you wouldn't have to wear big coats when you go out in it
three
believe it of not there are only five, but they move around so fast that you can't tell------------------
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Fri Nov 23, 2001 9:00 am

I'll ask the questions around here.
Oh. Feel free to answer previously answer-ed questions. I don't mind.
Say, why can't snow be warm instead of cold?
And how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll centre of a tootsie pop?
And how many grains of sand are there on all the beaches in all the world?

ZOMBIE USER 1674 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1674** » Fri Nov 23, 2001 10:53 am

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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Sun Nov 25, 2001 1:55 am

Are you my mommy?

Elvengrrl · Post by **Elvengrrl** » Sun Nov 25, 2001 2:19 am

no, Joe, but i think Esyla might be... *giggle*------------------
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Sun Nov 25, 2001 6:10 am

But then, who's my daddy?

EsylaMcSassy · Post by **EsylaMcSassy** » Mon Nov 26, 2001 4:39 am

Why am I Joe's mommy?
Ew...that's dirty, grrl!If I am Joe's mommy, then surely Rivers Cuomo is his daddy...who else could produce such an emo child?------------------
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The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Mon Dec 03, 2001 5:18 am

ah, but one song does not an emo make, my friend------------------
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Mon Dec 03, 2001 11:44 am

Where have all the cowboys gone?------------------
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<A HREF="http://jwalkin.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>J-Walkin'</A> smells cool!
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> shows you that... It shows you nothing!
<A HREF="http://spoon.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Spoon on High</A> featuring Fire On The Mountian. But only on Sundays.
<A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> is the last of these links. Big whoop!
"You're fast becoming the Don Juan of the 'Space, Joe!" says Damonk. So you know it's true!

Meredith Gran · Post by **Meredith Gran** » Wed Dec 05, 2001 5:50 am

"And how come their aren't more green, juicy fruits?"Because kiwis eliminate the competition.And now, just to spite you: Joe, if I asked you if you were a big silly dumb silly head, would your answer be the same as your answer to This question?

NotoriousMEQ · Post by **NotoriousMEQ** » Wed Dec 05, 2001 11:04 am

Oklahoma!

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Wed Dec 05, 2001 11:20 am

N... ye...
...
*cries*
I'm not gonna marry you now, Kiwi!!
*runs away*

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Wed Dec 05, 2001 12:21 pm

yeah, they all rode off there in the sunset.

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Sun Dec 09, 2001 2:11 am

What's the word?And who did the mash?

NotoriousMEQ · Post by **NotoriousMEQ** » Sun Dec 09, 2001 12:31 pm

bird is the word, you knew that. you said so last night!as for who did the mash- it was either hawkeye, a monster, or a bunch of preteen girls with crushes on multiple boys.------------------
<A HREF="http://eattheroses.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Eat The Roses</A> is my manga-comic of sexiness!
<A HREF="http://karn.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>KARN</A> is that thing I do on saturdays...
and i have <A HREF="http://www.tiefgrau.com" TARGET=_blank>this art page</A> too!!
But my signature will never be as long as Joe's.

Psiogen · Post by **Psiogen** » Sun Feb 03, 2002 6:51 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by NotoriousMEQ:
bird is the word, you knew that. you said so last night!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>No, no! The only word is love! It's so fine! It's sunshine!------------------
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