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Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2001 1:05 am**

Dear Joe, How can I get a catgirl of my very own?

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2001 1:34 am**

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Psiogen:
Q. What the fuck?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Tuna melts.

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2001 1:40 am**

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by NotoriousMEQ:
dear joe,i'm having a problem!! i've been sceduled to run off with my dearest shelby for years, but suddenly the evil nick yu has carted her off to new york! do i leave her in his evil clutches, or run off with any number of my other girls on my waiting list?and what do it do about my sudden love of scrubbo's voldo dance??and is it cheating on my not_husband not_damonk to kidnap and seduce his goodie goodie twin?and when can i run off to the bahamas with YOU!?! ^_~<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>First off, take your other ladies and save Shel... unless she doesn't want to be saved. In that case run off with Evidoosie.. can I call her that?
Second, everybody loves Scrubbo's voldo dance, so it's alright to feel like that. You can't help it.
Third, it was it doesn't count, because you're really not_cheating.
Fourth, just as soon as I shower, get my bags packed, and have a muffin.

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2001 1:56 am**

Oh... and, Yamcha.
Getting a cat girl is simple.
All you have to do is find a cat of your choice and a girl.. of your choice.
Bring these two ingrediants to the top secret underground lab, under the statue of a giant bull, then toss them in the geno splicer, and there you have it!

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2001 3:01 am**

dear joeshould i end my comic? i'm supposed to end it when summer ends, which is tomorow, but i'm not sure i should. making a comic is fun and all. also, why are monkeys so funny?------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2001 5:25 am**

Q. What the fuck?------------------
Sylvan
Read <A HREF="http://spork.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Spork</A>, the only comic proven to be severely damaging the fabric of the universe.

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2001 6:46 am**

Dear Joe,Why are there so many songs about rainbows,
And what's on the other side?------------------
Todd Michaels
<A HREF="http://boardersandsister.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Boarders and Sister</A>
<A HREF="mailto:boardersandsister@yahoo.com">boardersandsister@yahoo.com</A>

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2001 7:24 am**

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Joester:
dear joeshould i end my comic? i'm supposed to end it when summer ends, which is tomorow, but i'm not sure i should. making a comic is fun and all. also, why are monkeys so funny?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>First of all... NO!! DON'T END IT!!
I like it.
Second of all... Monkeys are funny because they have thumbs and tails. And big ears.

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2001 7:33 am**

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Todd Michaels:
Dear Joe,Why are there so many songs about rainbows,
And what's on the other side?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Because rainbows are pretty, and there's nothing on the other side. A rainbow is a continuious circle, but it goes through the land, and you can't see that part.

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2001 9:49 am**

dear joe,i'm having a problem!! i've been sceduled to run off with my dearest shelby for years, but suddenly the evil nick yu has carted her off to new york! do i leave her in his evil clutches, or run off with any number of my other girls on my waiting list?and what do it do about my sudden love of scrubbo's voldo dance??and is it cheating on my not_husband not_damonk to kidnap and seduce his goodie goodie twin?and when can i run off to the bahamas with YOU!?! ^_~------------------
-Meaghan
"The undergarments are the window to the soul"- not <A HREF="http://www.fuzzyfur.net/DSOS/adv/" TARGET=_blank>webrunner</A>, but Captain Star
<A HREF="http://eattheroses.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Eat The Roses</A> - good with or without undergarments!!! (okay, mostly without ^^)
The <A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Four Toon Tellers</A> aren't wearing any PANTS!!!

Posted: **Thu Aug 23, 2001 11:29 am**

Now it's time for the FTT advice column... thing..
It's Just Ask Joe. Where you ask me stuff. And I answer.------------------
Oy! You there! Look!
<A HREF="http://jwalkin.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>J-Walkin'</A> smells cool!
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> shows you that... It shows you nothing!
<A HREF="http://spoon.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Spoon on High</A> featuring Fire On The Mountian. But only on Sundays.
<A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> is the last of these links. Big whoop!
"You're fast becoming the Don Juan of the 'Space, Joe!" says Damonk. So you know it's true!

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2001 12:22 am**

Dear Joe,Why do people not get references to (jiggy) Muppets?

Posted: **Fri Aug 24, 2001 7:14 am**

Joe, I saw these questions somewhere, and figured that if anybody knew the answers, it would be you:Is life worth living?
Is death worth dying?
Is cheese worth cheesing?
Have I had too much to drink?

Posted: **Sat Aug 25, 2001 11:30 am**

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Fragged One:
Dear Joe,Why do people not get references to (jiggy) Muppets?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>They do. It's just that muppets frighten them so they won't admit it.

Posted: **Sat Aug 25, 2001 11:52 am**

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by FilmBuff:
Joe, I saw these questions somewhere, and figured that if anybody knew the answers, it would be you:Is life worth living?
Is death worth dying?
Is cheese worth cheesing?
Have I had too much to drink?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Sure as shootin'.
Never done it, but i'm sure it's not THAT bad.
YES! OH GOD! CHEESE IS WORTH ANYTHING! SELL YOUR CHILDREN FOR IT!!!
Never.

Posted: **Mon Aug 27, 2001 12:28 am**

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by FilmBuff:
What's the difference between an orange?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Two telephone poles.Because most of us don't have doors.------------------
Oy! You there! Look!
<A HREF="http://jwalkin.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>J-Walkin'</A> smells cool!
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> shows you that... It shows you nothing!
<A HREF="http://spoon.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Spoon on High</A> featuring Fire On The Mountian. But only on Sundays.
<A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> is the last of these links. Big whoop!
"You're fast becoming the Don Juan of the 'Space, Joe!" says Damonk. So you know it's true!

Posted: **Mon Aug 27, 2001 12:52 am**

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if I a woodchuck could chuck wood?------------------
Yamcha Hibiki:
<A HREF="http://yamcha.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Shinkutokimekisempukaku</A> - It's not just a gamer comic, it's a space gamer comic!
<A HREF="http://kane.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Sub-Culture</A> - A mouse, a fox, and a whole lot of nothing.
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> - Proving that even 7 people put together can't make a decent comic. :p

Posted: **Mon Aug 27, 2001 2:04 am**

If God exists, how can you explain "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"?------------------
Sylvan
Read <A HREF="http://spork.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Spork</A>, the only comic proven to be severely damaging the fabric of the universe.

Posted: **Mon Aug 27, 2001 4:19 am**

will you do my homework for me?------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

Posted: **Mon Aug 27, 2001 9:10 am**

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Yamcha Hibiki:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if I a woodchuck could chuck wood?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Approxamatly 300 cubic meters.