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Postby Yamcha Hibiki on Thu Aug 23, 2001 1:05 am

Dear Joe,<P> How can I get a catgirl of my very own?
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Postby SuperJoe on Thu Aug 23, 2001 1:34 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psiogen:
<B>Q. What the fuck?<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Tuna melts.<P>
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Postby SuperJoe on Thu Aug 23, 2001 1:40 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NotoriousMEQ:
<B>dear joe,<P>i'm having a problem!! i've been sceduled to run off with my dearest shelby for years, but suddenly the evil nick yu has carted her off to new york! do i leave her in his evil clutches, or run off with any number of my other girls on my waiting list?<P>and what do it do about my sudden love of scrubbo's voldo dance??<P>and is it cheating on my not_husband not_damonk to kidnap and seduce his goodie goodie twin?<P>and when can i run off to the bahamas with YOU!?! ^_~<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>First off, take your other ladies and save Shel... unless she doesn't want to be saved. In that case run off with Evidoosie.. can I call her that?
Second, everybody loves Scrubbo's voldo dance, so it's alright to feel like that. You can't help it.
Third, it was it doesn't count, because you're really not_cheating.
Fourth, just as soon as I shower, get my bags packed, and have a muffin.
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Postby SuperJoe on Thu Aug 23, 2001 1:56 am

Oh... and, Yamcha.
Getting a cat girl is simple.
All you have to do is find a cat of your choice and a girl.. of your choice.
Bring these two ingrediants to the top secret underground lab, under the statue of a giant bull, then toss them in the geno splicer, and there you have it!
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Postby The Joester on Thu Aug 23, 2001 3:01 am

dear joe<P>should i end my comic? i'm supposed to end it when summer ends, which is tomorow, but i'm not sure i should. making a comic is fun and all. <P>also, why are monkeys so funny?<P>------------------
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Postby Psiogen on Thu Aug 23, 2001 5:25 am

Q. What the fuck?<P>------------------
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Postby Todd Michaels on Thu Aug 23, 2001 6:46 am

Dear Joe,<P>Why are there so many songs about rainbows,
And what's on the other side?<P>------------------
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Postby SuperJoe on Thu Aug 23, 2001 7:24 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Joester:
<B>dear joe<P>should i end my comic? i'm supposed to end it when summer ends, which is tomorow, but i'm not sure i should. making a comic is fun and all. <P>also, why are monkeys so funny?<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>First of all... NO!! DON'T END IT!!
I like it.
Second of all... Monkeys are funny because they have thumbs and tails. And big ears.
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Postby SuperJoe on Thu Aug 23, 2001 7:33 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Todd Michaels:
<B>Dear Joe,<P>Why are there so many songs about rainbows,
And what's on the other side?<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>
Because rainbows are pretty, and there's nothing on the other side. A rainbow is a continuious circle, but it goes through the land, and you can't see that part.
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Postby NotoriousMEQ on Thu Aug 23, 2001 9:49 am

dear joe,<P>i'm having a problem!! i've been sceduled to run off with my dearest shelby for years, but suddenly the evil nick yu has carted her off to new york! do i leave her in his evil clutches, or run off with any number of my other girls on my waiting list?<P>and what do it do about my sudden love of scrubbo's voldo dance??<P>and is it cheating on my not_husband not_damonk to kidnap and seduce his goodie goodie twin?<P>and when can i run off to the bahamas with YOU!?! ^_~<P>------------------
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Postby SuperJoe on Thu Aug 23, 2001 11:29 am

Now it's time for the FTT advice column... thing..
It's Just Ask Joe. Where you ask me stuff. And I answer.<P>------------------
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Postby Fragged One on Fri Aug 24, 2001 12:22 am

Dear Joe,<P>Why do people not get references to (jiggy) Muppets?
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Postby FilmBuff on Fri Aug 24, 2001 7:14 am

Joe, I saw these questions somewhere, and figured that if anybody knew the answers, it would be you:<P>Is life worth living?
Is death worth dying?
Is cheese worth cheesing?
Have I had too much to drink?
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Postby SuperJoe on Sat Aug 25, 2001 11:30 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fragged One:
<B>Dear Joe,<P>Why do people not get references to (jiggy) Muppets?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>They do. It's just that muppets frighten them so they won't admit it.<P>
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Postby SuperJoe on Sat Aug 25, 2001 11:52 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FilmBuff:
<B>Joe, I saw these questions somewhere, and figured that if anybody knew the answers, it would be you:<P>Is life worth living?
Is death worth dying?
Is cheese worth cheesing?
Have I had too much to drink?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Sure as shootin'.
Never done it, but i'm sure it's not THAT bad.
YES! OH GOD! CHEESE IS WORTH ANYTHING! SELL YOUR CHILDREN FOR IT!!!
Never.<P>
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Postby SuperJoe on Mon Aug 27, 2001 12:28 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FilmBuff:
<B>What's the difference between an orange?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Two telephone poles.<P>Because most of us don't have doors.<P>------------------
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Postby Yamcha Hibiki on Mon Aug 27, 2001 12:52 am

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if I a woodchuck could chuck wood?<P>------------------
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Postby Psiogen on Mon Aug 27, 2001 2:04 am

If God exists, how can you explain "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"?<P>------------------
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Postby The Joester on Mon Aug 27, 2001 4:19 am

will you do my homework for me?<P>------------------
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Postby SuperJoe on Mon Aug 27, 2001 9:10 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yamcha Hibiki:
<B>How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if I a woodchuck could chuck wood?<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>
Approxamatly 300 cubic meters.
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