I swear I didn't know what this was going to be like when I did it...honest!<P>Do your own here: <A HREF="http://pokeslash.tvheaven.com/files/instantslash2.html" TARGET=_blank>http://pokeslash.tvheaven.com/files/instantslash2.html</A> <P>or read mine...careful, this turned out kind of scary!<P><i>
The darkness was all around as Scrubbo walked through Dick's Last Resort down towards his room at the Courtyard, random thoughts of kinky circus sex crossing his mind.
He had been shocked earlier when Esyla had told him she often dreamed about Darren "Gav" Bleul involved in chop! chop! chop! with a Canadian, but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Pauly .
One day he would discuss his feelings with Damonk, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Pauly masturbating himself with a copy of Black Plague, issue #1.
The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the spork he was carrying with him. Would Pauly's nose feel like that to his bum?
What would Pauly think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating edible panties off Pauly's beautiful chin?
Scrubbo rubbed the spork against his nose whispering Pauly's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his room at the Courtyard but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Pauly's name into the night.
Meanwhile, Pauly had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. Dick's Last Resort was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the edible panties he was carrying and leisurely scratched his nose.
He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Scrubbo calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his edible panties and ran towards the sound of his fellow toon teller's voice.
Pauly stumbled through the darkness towards Scrubbo. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his fellow toon teller being attacked by a Canadian? Was he about to be raped by Tatsuya Ishida dressed as Darren "Gav" Bleul? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his bum.
Scrubbo, Scrubbo, my fellow toon teller, screamed Pauly. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Scrubbo leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the spork and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare chin pointing in the air.
Pauly! Scrubbo gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Damonk said you were in your room at the Courtyard engaged in some kinky circus sex with Esyla.
No, I was alone in my room at the Courtyard with nothing but my copy of Black Plague, issue #1 for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your chin was, and how I would like to stroke my nose against it, and have you kiss my bum, and now I see your chin for myself I realise that not even Darren "Gav" Bleul has a chin to compare with yours.
Oh, fellow toon teller, Damonk said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Esyla.
What! That old Canadian, I'd rather get involved in chop! chop! chop! with Tatsuya Ishida, a spork and edible panties than dream of kinky circus sex with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my bum curl.
Oh, Pauly, my fellow toon teller!
Cue soft music, sounds of kinky circus sex and chop! chop! chop!, soft focus and fade.........
</i><P>*shudder* i warned you!!<P>------------------
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