EVIL!

[ZOMBIE USER 1674]

Alright! Welcome to a month of MASS evilness! As I am the EVIL henchman of the month (Bah, give me two days and that Troutman sucker's gone). First I've delayed the FTT serial update. Yeah, the teller's will say that they're busy, but IT'S ME DAMNIT! The whole page talking about how evil I am isn't up on the FTT site because it's TOO EVIL to be uploaded! Finally, I'm so evil, even the FTT's enemies are out to get me (including that foolish old man Todd Michaels).<P>MWAHAHAHAH! Prepare for 30 days of EVILNESS! (unless I feel REALLY evil and make July last forEVER!)<P>Mwhaahahahahahahahahahah!<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://www.ihtbts.com" TARGET=_blank>It Hurts To Be That Stupid</A> : Free Beer! (A two drink minimum)
<A HREF="http://ihtbts.keenspace.com/reallife.html" TARGET=_blank>THE HORROR!</A>: Yes, we do actually exist.
Speaking of Coolness, the <A HREF="http://fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>FourToon Tellers</A> are SPIFFY!
-<A HREF="http://www.livejournal.com/users/craft" TARGET=_blank>Carson Raycraft</A>

[SuperJoe]

Uhh.. yeah. And if somebody makes a page for the short write up I did on your evilness, then you'll be even more evil.

[SuperJoe]

Well it's up now. It's just not any good.

[Scrubbo]

One of these days we'll get our collective act together.<P>Sure......
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Scrubbo
<A HREF="http://www.sillyconev.com" TARGET=_blank>Silly Cone V</A> What the hell is going on with this strip, anyway?
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>comicollage</A> Nominated for "Most Nudity of Hairy French Super Heroes!" and "Best Nasal Porn!"
<A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> are having a <A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com/contest/fttcontest.html" TARGET=_blank>contest!</A> Really they are! Damonk will even tell you about it if you ask nicely.

[Maboo]

I'm amazed Jess hasn't even made Henchman of the Month yet. Guess we'll just have to pulverise a few more Tellers...<P>Mab

[SuperJoe]

Well I'm never around when the voting process takes place, so that might be a reason.
Cuz those other tellers always listen to me.
Because I could mop the floor with them.
Although Damonk's the only one with the hair for it.<P>------------------
Oy! You there! Look!
<A HREF="http://jwalkin.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>J-Walkin'</A> smells cool!
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> shows you that... It shows you nothing!
<A HREF="http://spoon.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Spoon on High</A> featuring Fire On The Mountian. But only on Sundays.
<A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> is the last of these links. Big whoop!
"You're fast becoming the Don Juan of the 'Space, Joe!" says Damonk. So you know it's true!