Just Ask Joe

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Thu Aug 30, 2001 9:54 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by NotoriousMEQ:
i was just about to ask if i look fat in these pants... there goes that question!dear joe, would canada explode if i visited it? is it safe?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>You can only visit Canada if you see me...
Well.. Unless you see Fra.. I mean, Damonk.Dammit.. Now I'm starting to call people by their real names.

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Thu Aug 30, 2001 9:57 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Rabidazell:
Joe: Why the platypus?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Because it's funny

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Thu Aug 30, 2001 9:57 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Rabidazell:
Joe: Why the platypus?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Because it's funny

Yamcha Hibiki · Post by **Yamcha Hibiki** » Fri Aug 31, 2001 2:17 am

What about if I replaced your mom with a can of spinach right before your conception?------------------
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Fri Aug 31, 2001 2:35 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Yamcha Hibiki:
What about if I replaced your mom with a can of spinach right before your conception?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Then I would be Popeye, and I'd beat you up.

Yamcha Hibiki · Post by **Yamcha Hibiki** » Fri Aug 31, 2001 4:43 am

Yipes! *Runs away*------------------
Yamcha Hibiki:
<A HREF="http://yamcha.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Shinkutokimekisempukaku</A> - It's not just a gamer comic, it's a space gamer comic!
<A HREF="http://kane.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Sub-Culture</A> - A mouse, a fox, and a whole lot of nothing.
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> - Proving that even 7 people put together can't make a decent comic. :p

M_Havercrombe · Post by **M_Havercrombe** » Fri Aug 31, 2001 5:28 am

Dear Joey, My cat Muffins started acting very peculiarly while I had a guest over this last Sunday. The lady in question, a Mrs. Davensport of the local Chamber of Commerce, was sitting in the living room with me having a lovely bit of tea and a pleasant chat about what people we'd seen wearing what outfits at the Policeman's Ball that year when Muffins, who is usually a quiet, staid individual indeed, raced across the living and leapt onto Mrs. Davensport's shoulders. He completely cleard the back of the sofa AND the brick-a-brack table artfully arranged behind it. (Thank goodness for that! Some of those little statuettes are QUITE hard to come by! They are my treasures aside from Mr. Muffins!)As if this weren't shocking enough, he then appeared to grasp her head with his cute little forepaws (he has "mittens" I should add, cute white paws on an otherwise dark grey leg) and he began vigorously thrusting his hips back and forth.Is it normal for male cats to occasionally attempt to hump the skulls of houseguests? I've never seen him do anything like this before! Needless to say, Mrs. Davensport was QUITE taken aback by the whole situation and it required a vigorous round of cunnilinguis before she would even consider accepting an appology. She insisted that Mr. Muffins should have put on a prophylactic first, and I heartily agree!Which brings me to my question, dearest Joey. Is there a brand of kitty condom you condone? I'd hate for Mrs. Davensport to stop coming around due to the unprotected affections of Mr. Muffins! Oh, and any recommendations you could give me on how to train Mr. Muffins to sheathe his member properly would be greatly appreciated. He's quite a handful sometimes. You wouldn't BELIEVE the trouble I had to go through to get him to quit crapping in the gravy tureen at supper.Ever yours.....Mrs. Havercrombe------------------
[This message has been edited by M_Havercrombe (edited 08-31-2001).]

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Fri Aug 31, 2001 5:34 am

i may be the wrong joe, but i say the answer is obviously to get a dog instead. ------------------
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Todd Michaels · Post by **Todd Michaels** » Fri Aug 31, 2001 6:12 am

Joe: why the repetition?------------------
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Todd Michaels · Post by **Todd Michaels** » Fri Aug 31, 2001 6:12 am

Joe: why the repetition?------------------
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Todd Michaels · Post by **Todd Michaels** » Fri Aug 31, 2001 6:14 am

Now for something we all want to know:Does Damonk look fat in Meg's pants?------------------
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Fri Aug 31, 2001 8:48 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Todd Michaels:
Joe: why the repetition?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Because my internet provider gives slow service, and I am impatient, so I clicked Submit more than once.

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Fri Aug 31, 2001 8:52 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Todd Michaels:
Now for something we all want to know:Does Damonk look fat in Meg's pants?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Only when he stops working out. But he'd be whipped into shape soon enough, wouldn't he?
You know. From the "excersise."

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Fri Aug 31, 2001 10:30 am

Well, Joe, that is a good answer. But it's for a different question.As for the cat, threaten to use it's own intestines as it's condoms, if it doesn't cut that out.

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Sat Sep 01, 2001 3:55 am

"Should I get a dog?"

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Sat Sep 01, 2001 9:12 am

what question did i answer?

EsylaMcSassy · Post by **EsylaMcSassy** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 12:05 am

Question:
Just how mimsy WERE the borogoves?------------------
Love and other indoor sports,
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EsylaMcSassy · Post by **EsylaMcSassy** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 12:24 am

Joe:
How many muffins can a muffin man muff is a muffin man could muff muffins?wait no...that wasn't my question.
My question was: Who do you love more, Claire or Muffins?------------------
Love and other indoor sports,
EsylaRead <A HREF="http://angrypeople.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Angry People</A> or I'll shove a flaming crowbar up your nose and sprinkle lime pixie sticks in your shoes.
I tell ya, <A HREF="http://www.radcomics.com" TARGET=_blank>Life's So Rad</A> these days...
<A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> aren't cartoonists...they're fruit and cake!

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 12:31 am

To answer the first question, 500 muffins.What was the other question?Oh.. it was.. uh.. tha.. Uh...Umm.. err... ohh... ahhh... that is to say...DAMMIT! WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN SWEET, YUMMY MUFFINS, AND SOFT, SUPPLE CLAIRE!?!*runs away crying*...Claire. Sorry, muffins.

LoveMuffins · Post by **LoveMuffins** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 12:40 am

I knew you'd pick her!!You bastard!!!
What of those nights of moist, buttery passion??
What of our LOVE?!?!?*weeps uncontrollably*------------------
Everybody needs hot, moist, buttery muffins....mmm....