Just Ask Joe

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Sat Oct 13, 2001 2:39 am

why does no one love me? are you gonna eat that? ------------------
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 2:14 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Yamcha Hibiki:
Did you see what the radio was playing on Wednesday's Fusion D?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yes I did.But did YOU know that Keenspace hasn't been telling me when people posted here?

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 2:32 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Joester:
why does no one love me? are you gonna eat that? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Because you like to put dead people on park benches.
And yes I am going to eat that.

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 2:37 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by SirTurnip:
Ok, here are some questions that are meant to challenge the fabric of your cranium!Why are all Politcians ugly or at least, why do they become ugly when they become politicians?Which is better, hot pizza or cold ice cream?How would Macgyver get out of this situation?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Because if they weren't ugly we wouldn't take them so seriously... ...what?
Cold ice cream.
He would make a bomb out of computer code, and belly button lint to blow this thread up.

SirTurnip · Post by **SirTurnip** » Fri Oct 19, 2001 2:43 am

Ok, here are some questions that are meant to challenge the fabric of your cranium!Why are all Politcians ugly or at least, why do they become ugly when they become politicians?Which is better, hot pizza or cold ice cream?How would Macgyver get out of this situation?------------------
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Sun Oct 21, 2001 2:59 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Meredith Gran:
Dearest Joe,How come my white-out bottle says "All Purpose formula corrects anything.", but when I drank it, it only worsened my cold?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Because it's evil and trying to kill you.

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Sun Oct 21, 2001 3:00 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Meredith Gran:
Dearest Joe,How come my white-out bottle says "All Purpose formula corrects anything.", but when I drank it, it only worsened my cold?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Because it's evil and trying to kill you.

Meredith Gran · Post by **Meredith Gran** » Sun Oct 21, 2001 4:06 am

Dearest Joe,How come my white-out bottle says "All Purpose formula corrects anything.", but when I drank it, it only worsened my cold?

Meredith Gran · Post by **Meredith Gran** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 2:43 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by SuperJoe:
 Because it's evil and trying to kill you.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>But! But... I trusted it... ;_;

FilmBuff · Post by **FilmBuff** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 9:40 am

What would happen if we all ate breath mints and exhaled simultainously?

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Mon Oct 22, 2001 10:12 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by FilmBuff:
What would happen if we all ate breath mints and exhaled simultainously?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Everything would smell nicer.

Matt Trepal · Post by **Matt Trepal** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 3:44 am

Dear Joe:Is God really Man's greatest invention?------------------
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 4:00 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Matt Trepal:
Dear Joe:Is God really Man's greatest invention?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>No. Spam is Man's greatest invention...
Wait.. who is this Man guy?

Damonk13 · Post by **Damonk13** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 5:17 am

Why don't my arms move?

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Tue Oct 23, 2001 5:25 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by damonk13:
Why don't my arms move?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Because Megs tied you up again.

WreckFat · Post by **WreckFat** » Thu Oct 25, 2001 10:18 am

What are the chances of getting "Just Ask Joe" to be a regular feature on the 4TT site, instead of buried on the message board?Why do we only hurt the ones we love?When you become a big famous comic artist, will you let me ride your coat tails?

WreckFat · Post by **WreckFat** » Thu Oct 25, 2001 10:20 am

What are the chances of getting "Just Ask Joe" to be a regular feature on the 4TT site, instead of buried on the message board?Why do we only hurt the ones we love?When you become a big famous comic artist, will you let me ride your coat tails?

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Sun Oct 28, 2001 1:18 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by WreckFat:
What are the chances of getting "Just Ask Joe" to be a regular feature on the 4TT site, instead of buried on the message board?Why do we only hurt the ones we love?When you become a big famous comic artist, will you let me ride your coat tails?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I've been thinking about having it as a monthly thing, I just never got around to disscussing it with the group yet.The ones we love make us.And finaly... yes.

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Sun Oct 28, 2001 1:20 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by WreckFat:
What are the chances of getting "Just Ask Joe" to be a regular feature on the 4TT site, instead of buried on the message board?Why do we only hurt the ones we love?When you become a big famous comic artist, will you let me ride your coat tails?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I've been thinking about having it as a monthly thing, I just never got around to disscussing it with the group yet.The ones we love make us.And finaly... yes.

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Sun Oct 28, 2001 1:25 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by WreckFat:
Why won't you answer me? Is it the stupid accidental double post? Is it because you don't love me anymore? Baby, I can change, you just gotta give me a chance! Please don't do this to me, you're all I've got. I promise I'll stop drinking, and I'll try real hard not to hit you no more. You've just got to give me one more chance, and I swear I won't do you wrong.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>It's because I never recived the letter that tells me somebody posted here. That's the only reason. I know you only hit me because I make you! I'M SORRY! LET ME MAKE YOU A SANDWICH AND GET YOU A BEER WHILE YOU WATCH THE SPORT OF YOUR CHOICE ON TELEVISION!