*isn't dead yet* I feel happy!

[Toom]

[takes some exception to being poked, but, being generally ignored on this forum, lets it slide]

[Katana]

*poke* Deal with it. *poke*<P><P>------------------
St. Katana the Damned, Empress of Saturn and Her Outlying Moons and Rings and self-appointed Bartender of the Boards

[Toom]

Ouch! Dammit! Ouch once more!<P>Ah well.<P>[prepares to bite returning poking finger]

[FilmBuff]

*saunters up to the bar*<P>So, what does the bartender reccomend?<P>*starts shamelessly flirting with the cute grrl next to him drinking the pucker shot*

[Katana]

*saunters over, pours some drinks, and hangs out at the bar* Haha! I'm back. *pokes everyone new* *goes to start random threads*<P>------------------
St. Katana the Damned, Empress of Saturn and Her Outlying Moons and Rings and self-appointed Bartender of the Boards

[Elvengrrl]

YES! my bartender is back. *dances*<P>pour me a pucker shot? *^_-*

[Katana]

Ma'am. *tips her...um...bangs?* *pours a pucker shot*<P>*pours herself one, to "test the liquor"* It might not be good anymore. I've been gone for a while. *yeah...*<P><P>------------------
St. Katana the Damned, Empress of Saturn and Her Outlying Moons and Rings and self-appointed Bartender of the Boards

[Katana]

*pours the drink* *mutters something under her breath*<P>What? No, I said...um...tasty.<P>------------------
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[Katana]

I mix a mean White Russian, if I do say so myself. But if you're feeling like boredom, I have the typical whiskey, scotch, bourbon, etc. <P>------------------
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[Toom]

Ah, but how are your apple Martinis? Yum yum yum.<P>------------------
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[FilmBuff]

hmmm... never did care for white russians...<P>Just make me a vodka martini with Stoli Vanil.<P>*turns back to the lovely lady*<P>So, come here often?

[Katana]

*flips out* NON-ALCOHOLIC!!!! *whips out her HHG, takes comfort in the "DON'T PANIC" across the cover, and shakes her head* I guess I can improvise if you want, but what's the fun in non-alcoholic anything?<P><P>------------------
St. Katana the Damned, Empress of Saturn and Her Outlying Moons and Rings and self-appointed Bartender of the Boards

[Toom]

Has been awhile since I read HHGTTG, but surely a non-alcoholic gargle blaster couldn't possibly exist?<P>Heee, there's a bar in York that sells Gargle Blasters...it's basically a cocktail of Red Aftershock (most caustic drink ever), gin, and Irish whiskey. Few survive.<P>------------------
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[Siece]

*Siece requests a NA Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.*<P>--

[Katana]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Toom:
<B>Has been awhile since I read HHGTTG, but surely a non-alcoholic gargle blaster couldn't possibly exist?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>
Honestly, I don't know how they could. But, as a bartender, I refuse to be unable to mix a requested drink. *replaces all the alcohol with tabasco sauce* *partakes of whiskey*
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[Toom]

Admirable professionalism indeed <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">.<P>------------------
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[Katana]

You drinkin' or talkin'? *slides over an apple martini*<P><P>------------------
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[Toom]

Yessir!<P>------------------
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[Siece]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Toom:
<B>Has been awhile since I read HHGTTG, but surely a non-alcoholic gargle blaster couldn't possibly exist?
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Actually, there is...I used to have a recipe somewhere, but it's been temporarily misplaced, so you'll have to wait until I find it again to see it.<P>--