Raiders of the Lost Easter Candy: Interactive Story

John T · Post by **John T** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 3:12 am

Meanwhile, hanging outside Steph's window, 8 floors from doom..."Damn, it's hard to see inside!" John cursed as he held on to the window sill for dear life. "Wait, she might be naked! Wait! WAIT! No, it's just a cream colored shirt. Hey, she's getting a phone call! I could go tap her line! But that would be an invasion of privacy. That would be wrong. Uh oh. I'm slipping. Aw, crap. AHHHH!!!"John fell into several thorny bushes and cursed as a few pigeons crapped on his head.------------------
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 3:14 am

Meanwhile Joe walks by and tosses his cup of himself he got at Starbucks in the bushes. Because he felt like it.
Then he trips on his feet and the bus comes, so he gets on and leaves the story.------------------
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Elvengrrl · Post by **Elvengrrl** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 3:21 am

"So you're telling me that someone is ransoming your Easter candy?!" Stephanie cracked up. "Sure, I'll tag along...it may be fun. Always wanted to go to London..."All of a sudden she heard a yelp right next to her window. She rushed over and peared down."John?" Steph blinked. He looked up and blushed, waving sheepishly. Steph laughed. "I'll be right down...." She picked up the phone again. "Ky? Would you mind if i brought someone along for the ride?"------------------
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John T · Post by **John T** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 3:27 am

"Wait a second!" John shouted, "I hate self-insertion fiction! And I can't write it myself worth a crap! AHHH!!!"John ran wildly after Joe's bus and hopped onto the back of it, Eddie Valiant style, speeding off into the sunset.------------------
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 3:34 am

But when John hopped into Joe's bus Joe realized that he was still in the story so he pulled John out the back and they rolled down the street and ended up beside Kyla's car.
"Well this is odd. I guess we're in the story now, eh?" said Joe as he stood up and brushed off. "Don't you love it you fool?"------------------
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John T · Post by **John T** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 3:37 am

"CURSE YOU, JOOOOOOE!" screamed the Troutman was he realized he was still being written. "I'd better be getting some huggles out of this."------------------
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Elvengrrl · Post by **Elvengrrl** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 3:45 am

Steph raced downstairs after hanging up the phone...and found Kyla, Joe, and John standing around a car."Should I have brought luggage?" She laughed. Kyla grinned. "Told ya I'd be over in no time!"Steph hugged Kyla and Joe. Then she walked over to John and gave him the biggest huggleglomp ever."Hi there!" Steph grinned.------------------
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John T · Post by **John T** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 4:02 am

"Oop!" John exclaimed, reasonably pleased now.------------------
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Siece · Post by **Siece** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 4:09 am

Gathered around the car, our heroes suddenly remember that they live in the United States, and so can't drive to London.They return to Steph's apartment, and try to book a flight. On this short of notice, however, an international flight would cost a lot more than they have at the moment, and so they instead call on their local dragon, to see if he is both willing and big enough to fly four people accross the Atlantic.They find Siece in his human form, sitting at a computer in the lab. He actually is busy, but since he was only working on his web page and trying to gain access to parts of the college network that he's not supposed to have access to, Siece decides that this can wait, grabs his cane and the Satchel O' Fun, and follows his companions outside. Once outdoors, Siece locates some thick bushes, and disappears into their depths. Almost a minute passes, and then the bushes are destroyed as the person within them suddenly becomes *much* larger. His transformation complete, Siece is now a dragon, and easily large enough for all four to ride in comfort[1]. Siece carefully folds his discarded human clothing and puts it in the Satchel, which he then hangs around his neck. Then he kneels so the others can mount, and their flight begins...[1]OK, I'm not that big IRL, I'm taking a bit of dramatic licence...--
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 6:09 am

Just as Joe was about to mount the dragon he realized that he was Canadian, and since Canadians can do anything, he jumped in the water and decided to swim there.------------------
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Katana · Post by **Katana** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 11:19 am

First, a bit of explanation. Back last semester (because college students don't think in months like normal people) Stephie had a website, complete with an interactive story. The interactive story was hosted by a service called mycomputer.com, on one of their free message boards. They unexpectedly decided to start charging, and erased the story with no real warning when Stephie didn't want to pay. Or something like that, anyway. So we lost the Chronicles of the Green Weasels. After an IM conversation, Steph and I decided to start a new story, on her board, and I was given permission to be the initial story-starter-person. So, without furthrer ado...
--------------------Kyla was Bored. Yes, with a capital freakin' B. What to do, what to do?The phone rang. "Hello?""You have a package down in the mailroom.""'Kay, I'll be right there."Kyla jumped down from her bed (which is really high off the ground, since she's a dork like that) and grabbed her purse, setting out to walk to the mailroom. She picked up the package, and brought it back to her room."I wonder what this could be..." She opened it up, and found that the box was full of...nothing. "How weird."
Then she saw a note in the bottom. Her eyes narrowed and she picked it up. "I have kidnapped your Easter Candy. If you want it back, meet me in London in three days. Don't come alone..."Kyla stared at the note in surprise. Wait, someone stole my EASTER CANDY!? They're gonna DIE! "Wait, don't come alone?" But who would she bring with her? "Hmm..." An idea began to form within he mind. She picked up the phone and dialed a number. "Stephanie? I have a HUGE favor to ask you..."

John T · Post by **John T** » Fri Apr 13, 2001 12:07 am

John walked out of the cave. "It's just me, sorry."Kyla was stunned. "Just you?! Then who is -" she pointed into the bushes, "-THAT GUY?!"John walked out of the bushes looking pleased. "Me? I'm John. I thought you knew that."

Siece · Post by **Siece** » Fri Apr 13, 2001 12:23 am

Siece looks at the John from the bushes, then at the John from the cave. Then he sniffs both of them, and sits and thinks for a bit.Siece then turns to the John from the cave. "Time travel can get messy really fast," Siece tells him. "So, what's so important that you decided to risk an "End of Eternity[1]" scenario to come here, to this when?"[1]A really good[2] book by Asimov[2]and sadly out of print--
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Elvengrrl · Post by **Elvengrrl** » Fri Apr 13, 2001 1:08 am

Stephanie kept looking from one John to the other. "buh....""Time travel?" Kyla asked. She turned to the John from the cave. "Explain.""Well..." he began.------------------
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John T · Post by **John T** » Fri Apr 13, 2001 1:18 am

"I can explain!" shouted John as he swam to shore."Can not!" said John, walking away from the cave."I think we should let him try," said John, rummaging in the bushes for his crappy Mario 2 velcro wallet."Never!" shouted John, as he leaped down from the treetops."At least they're all wearing different shirts," said Kyla."Wait!" screamed Joe, "That PENGUIN is wearing MY shirt!""Am not." said the Penguin as he emerged from the shrubbery."Hey!" said John as he tunneled out from underground, "Did I hear someone mention shrubberies?""Just the narrator," explained John."Oh. Okay then," said John.

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Fri Apr 13, 2001 1:40 am

Just then, all the Johns except the one from the bushes blew up.
"Well that was odd." Said the talking penguin.
Then they all went out for ice cream.

John T · Post by **John T** » Fri Apr 13, 2001 3:22 am

"Wait," screamed a chunk of John^3's head, "that ice cream is HAUNTED!"------------------
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Katana · Post by **Katana** » Fri Apr 13, 2001 7:21 am

So, anyway, the four ride Siece to London.But they discover that Siece has a crappy sense of direction."Capetown? Where the hell is Capetown? Isn't that Madagascar?" Kyla frowned at the map. "I can't find it in Madagascar.""Actually, it's in South Africa." Joe, being Canadian, had a better sense of geography than the others...even if he, too, ended up in South Africa when he had attempted to swim to London."Great, we're in South Africa." Steph looked about dubiously.John did too. "Hey, look! Bushes!" He dragged Steph off as the others studiously averted their eyes. A few hours later, our heroes had regrouped, and were enlisted to solve a mystery involving the Capetown Safari Tours company, on threat of death from the locals. "Someone's been eating tourists on the Safaris. You must discover who, or you will never get to London. Mwahahaha."Damn, that old man was scary.

John T · Post by **John T** » Fri Apr 13, 2001 8:21 am

John assumed the role of Freddie Jones as he thumbed toward the dark and shadowy parts of South Africa. "Me and Daphne, er, Steph, will go 'check out' what's going on over there!" said he, "The rest of you can go do your thing and actually solve the mystery."He grabbed Steph and they ran off to "investigate" things.------------------
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Fri Apr 13, 2001 9:55 am

Joe wondered where his talking dog was, but decided it was best not to push it, so he picked Kyla up over his head and started running around the safari area, looking for badgers, but then he tripped on a secret passageway. He got up, helped Kyla and once again began to look for badgers, as Kyla sensably went to see where the passage way would lead.------------------
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