Holy fucking Christ on a ham sandwich. Everybody loves puppies right? And even if you don't, you wouldn't go out of your way to kill a puppy, right? Normal people just don't do things like that. Without further ado, I present to you this weeks F*cktard:
<a href="http://www.wftv.com/news/3716865/detail.html">Asshole shot by his own puppy</a>
Apparantly this pathetic excuse for white trash was busy shooting some puppies with his .38 revolver. Come on, first off, there have got to be better things to do in Pensacola than just sit around jerking off to some puppy death. I mean, at the very least you could go give your sister some incestuous cock as opposed to killing something that's pretty much defenseless.
Fortunately the karma wheel rolled over this prick pretty quickly. That's right, one of the puppies went all Hong Kong Phooey on his ass and shot the bastard right back. It's too bad the bullet didn't blow his balls off- the last thing we need are people like this reproducing.