An Email I recieved

ZOMBIE USER 1674 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1674** » Sat Sep 01, 2001 9:30 am

I found this TOO funny not to share with everyone Carson, please forgive me for writing such a long letter, but I sincerely
believe that what you are about to read can be of great benefit to you. You are
receiving this letter because you responded to my advertisement on leadgreed.com
If you responded in error, or wish to be removed, simply hit reply and type
remove in the subject line.Bullshit! I responded to no such thing. If you were clairvoyant you'd KNOW that! My name is Cheryl Jones, and although we don't know each other yet, we do
have a common bond. Since birth, I've been blessed with a gift from God called
clairvoyance, which essentially means that I can connect with the energy of
others from a distance and read into their past, present, and future, and
provide valuable insight and professional advice. I have and continue to help
countless people worldwide every day in dealing with relationship and financial
issues.So what's this connection? Huh? Can I see the future as well as you? First, I must tell you upfront that no one can magically make your problems
disappear, issue spells hexes or curses, or anything of that nature. If you gain
anything from this letter, PLEASE, do not send money to anyone professing they
can do this, or anything else that seems too good to be true.Exactly, you are getting no money. Hooray! Being born clairvoyant was, and still is a challenging life. I too have had
my fair share of troubled relationships in the past and know exactly what you
are going through. When it comes down to dealing with life's everyday issues,
I'm a woman just like any other. I suffer through hard times, wondering, "Why
me?, How in the world am I going to get through this mess? Is the man I'm with
really right for me? Is he faithful?, What should I do?"Nope, none of those problems. Sorry, I'm not going through any of those things. I know that things will work out if I try hard. I'm the eternal optimist. Knowing how the gift of clairvoyance can help answer these questions, I too
sought the help of others who professed to have this gift. Unfortunately, as you
are probably aware, many are frauds. I too was promised miracles, only yet again
to find myself with a broken heart and empty wallet.And thought it was a great scam, so here you are... After witnessing first hand all the false promises made, hyped up T.V.
commercials, magazine ads and web sites, I swore up and down that my gift would
be used to benefit a few select individuals who really wanted and needed my
help, as it was intended. I am a single woman, working alone. When you call for
a reading, you will always speak with me personally. I am not part of a network,
or in a group of people sitting around a conference table answering telephones
reading pre-written scripts.I won't speak to you at all. Simple. I know it's extremely convincing to hear that your loved one can magically
be reunited with you, someone can cast a spell to draw anyone to you, or that
winning lottery numbers can be dropped in your lap tomorrow, but think about it:
Would anyone who could legitimately do this be willing to share this
information? If so, it would have been so widespread by now that everyone alive
today would be filthy rich and living in total bliss with the partner of their
dreams. You and I both know how far-fetched this sounds.Damned right. Life is what you make it, and you're not helping me make life anything. Okay Carson, so now you're probably sitting there wondering if all this is
not possible, than why is a clairvoyant stranger writing me and saying that my
life could change forever by picking up the telephone?You're half right. WHY ARE YOU WRITTING ME? I have no interest in this The truth is simple. Only you have the power to take action and improve
your life. Only you can do what it takes to repair a damaged relationship or
move on and find an ideal partner.Correct. Wow, you give away this advice for free? You probably don't get many calls, do you? As a professional in this business and having been in your shoes countless
times, I share your frustration and can provide a real service that guarantees
accurate results, because I have your best intentions in mind. Once we speak, I
will clearly see your current circumstances and see what your future holds based
on what actions you take or overlook. This vital information will empower you to
make decisions leading to optimal results. Here are just a few questions you may
have which I know I can be of help with: *How does the person I'm with really feel about me?
*Is he/she being faithful?
*Would it be in my best interests to end this relationship?
*Will someone new be entering my life?
*What does this person look like?
*Do you see children or others in my future?
*Will my financial situation change?
*Do you see me at a better or different job soon?
*What should I do, right now, to get the results I desire? Revealing accurate information concerning current and future relationships
has been my forte since I first discovered this gift. Sometimes, answers to
questions you may not ask about, such as financial matters, pop up anyway. You
may even be shocked at some of the secrets we discover!I care not to know the future. It takes the excitement out of life. I bet you're glad you wrote this novel now. Are you stuck in a dead-end relationship, dead-end job, or just tired of
being alone waiting for that special someone to show up? Why not stack the deck
in your favor, right now, and find out exactly what you need to do to be on the
best path your life has to offer?Yeah, let's set life on auto-pilot! Hooray! Once we speak, you'll instantly realize that I am a genuine compassionate
woman with a remarkable ability to help you. In a matter of thirty minutes, I'll
provide insight and specific information to you so profound and powerful that I
guarantee you will want to save my phone number for the future or pass it on to
friends.No you won't, I'm not going to phone you. Since I am extremely proficient at what I do, I can tell you that a call
typically lasts 30-40 minutes, sometimes longer. Regardless, I charge one flat
rate of $77 for my service, as I cannot do an accurate reading if you are
focused on how high the charge will be during the call. Please note that I can
only accept MasterCard, Visa, or Discover for payment.Boy, that's funny. Why would I pay $77 for that? Now I've taken the first step and reached out to contact you, but the final
decision is yours. Within a matter of hours you could be in possession of vital
information leading to better times ahead, or this information can go
undiscovered. The choice is yours.Hmmm... this clairvoyant thing sounds like a great scam. Maybe I'm clairvoyant and can charge 77 bucks to tell some sucker how to improve his life. Hey, Billy Joe, quit fucking the cow and you're life will be better! I truly hope that you have no doubts about me and will take action and call
me today at (949) 499-1101. If you like, you may leave your contact information
at the following link and I'll call you within 24 hours to schedule an
appointment: <A HREF="http://www.diversifieddirectmarketing.c ... ntment.htm" TARGET=_blank>http://www.diversifieddirectmarketing.c ... ent.htm</A> Either
way, remember, I'm here to help you when you need it.Me? Doubts?Your Friend,
Cheryl Jones
(949) 499-1101
VISA/MC/DISCOVER ONLY
P.S. Remember, I work alone, so if you get my voice mail when calling, please be
sure to leave your name and telephone number so that I may call you back
promptly.You'll not be hearing from me, you hack!

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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Sun Sep 02, 2001 11:17 am

If she was claire-voient, what's with all this "he/she" crap?And why would she ask if you were stuck in a dead-end job or relationship?It just doesn't make sense.------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 1674 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1674** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 8:57 am

No kidding, but I think I'm clairvoyant!See, I predict that <A HREF="http://jwalkin.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>J-Walkin</A> will soon have even MORE insanityAm I good, or what?I also predict i'm going to go have Waffles------------------
<A HREF="http://www.ihtbts.com" TARGET=_blank>It Hurts To Be That Stupid</A> : "Drinking is the first thing that comes to mind when I think of Any of us..." <A HREF="http://fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>FourToon Tellers</A> : I was their July Arch Nemesis... which means I pretty much just drank their beer.
-<A HREF="http://www.livejournal.com/users/craft" TARGET=_blank>Carson Raycraft</A> : Drunk, and Proud of it!

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Mon Sep 03, 2001 10:25 am

HOLY POOP ON A STICK!!!
You're right!...want to read my future?------------------
Oy! You there! Look!
<A HREF="http://jwalkin.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>J-Walkin'</A> smells cool!
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> shows you that... It shows you nothing!
<A HREF="http://spoon.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Spoon on High</A> featuring Fire On The Mountian. But only on Sundays.
<A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> is the last of these links. Big whoop!
"You're fast becoming the Don Juan of the 'Space, Joe!" says Damonk. So you know it's true!