What the hell?

[Scrubbo]

I was told I get free beer here!
I DON'T SEE NO STEENKIN FREE BEER HERE!<P>That's it. I'm outta here!<P>------------------
Scrubbo
<A HREF="http://www.sillyconev.com" TARGET=_blank>Silly Cone V</A> I swear to God, this comic feels like a cross between Mr. Wizard and a Menthos commercial right now!
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>comicollage</A>
Look at my maniacal gelatin! LOOK AT IT DAMMIT!
<A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> will fill your days with creamy goodness! No really! We will!

[ZOMBIE USER 1674]

Geez, you work at a place that STOCKS GUINNESS IN THE KITCHEN and you still want free beer. <P>You'll get your Beer soon enough<P>I had a Sleeman's Steam put aside for you last night, but you didn't show up. And no using the otherside of the contenient arguement either Scrubbo.<P>------------------
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-Carson Raycraft<p>[This message has been edited by Carson (edited 05-05-2001).]

[Scrubbo]

NO FREE BEER!
SCRUBBO SMASH!<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
<P>------------------
Scrubbo
<A HREF="http://www.sillyconev.com" TARGET=_blank>Silly Cone V</A> I swear to God, this comic feels like a cross between Mr. Wizard and a Menthos commercial right now!
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>comicollage</A>
Look at my maniacal gelatin! LOOK AT IT DAMMIT!
<A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> will fill your days with creamy goodness! No really! We will!

[ZOMBIE USER 1674]

Uhm... The Free Beer is right over here Scrubbo.<P>Isn't that right guys? <P>------------------
<A HREF="http://www.ihtbts.com" TARGET=_blank>It Hurts To Be That Stupid</A> : Free Beer! (A two drink minimum)
Speaking of Coolness, the <A HREF="http://fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>FourToon Tellers</A> are SPIFFY!
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-Carson Raycraft

[Rtist54]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!<P>He Scrubbo Smashed ya!<P>That's the best wrestling move I've ever seen!<P>~Pauly<P>------------------
What!?! you haven't seen my comic yet!?! What are <A HREF="http://www.untitledagain.com" TARGET=_blank>U</A> <A HREF="http://www.untitledagain.com" TARGET=_blank>A</A> Wussy!?!<P>And whatever you do, DO NOT CLICK <A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>HERE</A>!!! Or <A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>HERE</A>!!!! Or even <A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>HERE</A>!!!

[Screwball McGoo [gDC]]

The beer is free... If you can find it.<P>Carson has it. I swear.<P>------------------
Free! Kind of...

[ZOMBIE USER 1674]

See, McGoo knows what I'm talking about. <P>You all trust McGoo! Would he lie to you? Know, he's ONE OF YOU!<P>There is free beer. In fact, I shall have one right now<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://www.ihtbts.com" TARGET=_blank>It Hurts To Be That Stupid</A> : Free Beer! (A two drink minimum)
Speaking of Coolness, the <A HREF="http://fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>FourToon Tellers</A> are SPIFFY!
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-Carson Raycraft

[FilmBuff]

On the topic of notbeers, my little sister frightened me recently with her first alcohol-related joke:<P>Her: Hey Chris, how is Coors Light like having sex on the beach?
Me: I don't know, how are they alike?
Her: They're both fuckin' close to water!<P>I had to admit, it was funny. But still, I'm not even of local drinking age; I don't need my younger sister telling jokes about her beer preferences. (it's the over-protective big brother part of me kicking in; next I'll be intimidating her boyfriends...)<p>[This message has been edited by FilmBuff (edited 05-09-2001).]

[ZOMBIE USER 1674]

THAT is a great joke. Reminds me of the old Labatt's Blue Light "If I wanted Water, I'd ask for water" commercials.<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://www.ihtbts.com" TARGET=_blank>It Hurts To Be That Stupid</A> : Free Beer! (A two drink minimum)
Speaking of Coolness, the <A HREF="http://fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>FourToon Tellers</A> are SPIFFY!
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-Carson Raycraft

[Screwball McGoo [gDC]]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Carson:
<B>Know, he's ONE OF YOU!
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Be afraid! Be ve-he-hery AFRAID!<P>------------------
Free! Kind of...

[SuperJoe]

What's that you say? Condoms?<P>
BWA HA HA!!! I HAVE SULLIED THIS THREAD WITH THOUGHTS OF CONDOM BOY!<P>------------------
Doesn't it suck when somebody's signature is longer than their post?
Now check the links, biatch:
<A HREF="http://jwalkin.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>J-Walkin'</A>!
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A>
<A HREF="http://spoon.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Spoon on High</A> featuring Fire On The Mountian
and <A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A>
Damn!

[ZOMBIE USER 1674]

Don't make me Drive to BC just to kill you Joe. <P>------------------
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-Carson Raycraft

[Scrubbo]

*looks for beer*<P>*finds it*<P>What the hell? Miller Genuine Draft? LIGHT?<P>*storms out*<P>------------------
Scrubbo
<A HREF="http://www.sillyconev.com" TARGET=_blank>Silly Cone V</A> Woah oh oh! Oh you gotta let me know, will Tom 2 stay or will he go?
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<A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> rock like mean bananas. Except for me. I kinda get brown and squishy like an overripe banana.

[ZOMBIE USER 1674]

YOU'RE CALLING THAT STUFF BEER SCRUBBO!?<P>Sheesh. I've got the good stuff over here. Rickard's Red, Red Baron, Alexander Keith's Even some Guinness, Caffrey's, Kilkenny, and Harp.<P>Sheesh, I don't even wanna know where the Miller Genuine Draft came from.<P>(And how can you get genuine draught into a bottle? Doesn't it stop being draught once it's bottled?)<P>And just to torture Scrubbo some more:
<IMG SRC="http://ihtbts.keenspace.com/carson-hockeystick.jpg"> <P>------------------
<A HREF="http://www.ihtbts.com" TARGET=_blank>It Hurts To Be That Stupid</A> : Free Beer! (A two drink minimum)
Speaking of Coolness, the <A HREF="http://fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>FourToon Tellers</A> are SPIFFY!
Insult me over <A HREF="http://www.icq.com" TARGET=_blank>ICQ</A>: 14675605
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-Carson Raycraft<p>[This message has been edited by Carson (edited 05-09-2001).]

[Screwball McGoo [gDC]]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Carson:
<B>Drive to BC </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>'Cause then we'd have to discuss Johnny Hart again.<P>------------------
Free! Kind of...