sup yo what's the dilly?

[HellSmurf]

I have come to the realization, you can never go wrong with a shaved yak. As a comedic device it's genius, because it's insane, yet plausible, like Mike handing in an assignment on time, wait that isn't plausible, I must rephrase. It's like Krista not hitting on our British English professor, yet again, not plausible. Okay, it's like our Classics prof. not bringing up orgies, hold the phone, I'm beginning to think the shaven yak is not plausible. I'm lost, I live in Corbeil, somebody help me, a shaven yak is knocking on my door.

[Speech Probation Officer]

Okay, that was a completely useless story that went nowhere and wasted several minutes of my life.<P>Hellsmurf is now on speech probation.<P>
On another note, I would like to point out the stupidity of having to register to post on boards. I have just proven that it serves no purpose, as I will probably never use this account again, thereby just wasting space on some Keenspace computer. It took under 10 seconds to register, so it's not annoying.<P>Lastly, some poor shmuck who owns tim@hotmail.com is going to get a lot of E-Mails about my postings on this board...

[ZOMBIE USER 1674]

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[HellSmurf]

Speach probation dude, you can't do this to me, I'm an english major! A successful one at that! Professor Janzen will have to have words with you, she thinks my insanity is genius, and it's your own damn fault you wasted time. May the shaven yak have mercy on your soul, because I gave him a beer and now we're good friends. Carson my man, here's a beer to you too! I drink to your good health and I still want a character dammit.