Nobody loves me

[Mikey C]

Can I grab the points if I know the Lancelot/Galahad thing???? Cause I do. And I want points. Lostfactor doesn't need them. I asked him.
<b>Mike</b>: Can I have your Lacelot/Galahad points?
<b>Lostfactor</b>: Yes.
<b>Mike</b>: Thanks.<P>See!! C'mon! let me have them.<P>*No Lostfactors were harmed or actually even questioned in the making of this post.*<P>------------------
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

[Lostfactor]

Funny, I remember the conversation going more like this:<P>MIKEY: Lostfactor, I WILL take those points from you!
LOSTFACTOR: You'll have to fight me for them.
MIKEY: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
LOSTFACTOR: One shall stand, one shall fall.
MIKEY: Why throw away your life so recklessly?
LOSTFACTOR: That's a question you should ask yourself.<P>*fighting, then Mikey loses his pinky*<P>LOSTFACTOR: Give up yet?
MIKEY: Why?
LOSTFACTOR: You lost your bloody pinky!
MIKEY: 'Tis but a flesh wound.<P>*more fighting*<P>MIKEY: Join me, Lostfactor. Feel the power of the Dark Side. I am your father.
LOSTFACTOR: No... NO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
MIKEY: Join me! Or face my double-bladed SNAKE!
LOSTFACTOR: I hate snakes... but you'll never get my points!<P>*Lostfactor jumps in mine cart and rides through volcanic caverns to freedom*<P>MIKEY MINION: Should we try to recover him?
MIKEY: Why bother? His death is assured!<P>And there you go. I wanted to work in something about "Mesa giving up", but it didn't work out.
-Eliot "Whoop!" Lefebvre<P>------------------
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[Mikey C]

So I shortened the conversation a little. Don't blame me, blame the Germans....or the moon people.
I would've just gone SSJ2 on you eventually anyway. OH HELL YEAH.
So can I answer for some points now Carson???

[Lostfactor]

I'm depressed. I need cheering up.<P>Why does nobody love me? I mean, I'm a nice enough guy. I'm kind. I'm a good conversationalist. I'm even a talented spanker. (Ask about that at the Castle Anthrax. I bet Lancelot's gay.) But nobody loves me, no matter what I do. I mean - okay, sometimes I do some questionable things. I've occasionally fumbled around in a strange woman's dress, but that was because I needed something she'd dropped in there. I've forgotten to repay people money I owed them, but it was never so bad they sent assassins after me. I've used Jedi mind tricks on people, but that was because they were trying to cheat me in the first place. Yet I still get no love from anyone online. It's worse than being Tarantulas.<P>So please, people, love me. Tell me you love me. Let me know that I'm not universally despised. I really need some cheering up. I need someone to tell me "Do not greive", for today to mark the dawning of a new era. I want today to be a festival, complete with teddy bears that live in trees and strange blue ghosts. Let elephants spray water at us and children laugh at us. Please. Really. Please cheer me up.
-Eliot "I feel ploot" Lefebvre<P>------------------
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[ZOMBIE USER 1674]

Maybe this'll cheer you up LF. And we DO love you... you and your squishy goodness!
For the Castle Anthrax reference, you get 50 points (I'll give you another 50 if you can tell my why I'd find it especially Funny that Galahad calls Lancelot 'Gay').
Two indy references that are obscure (I almost missed them... almost, bloody temple of doom) for 100 points
4 obscure Star Wars references for 200 points
And one Transformer reference for 50 points
And Quit feeling PLOOT (for 20 points) You're in first place<P>Should I take points away fro you not worshipping yourself?<P>Since it's a sad day for you I'm also giving you "An Inflatable Emu"<P>Total: 420 points and "An Inflatable Emu"<P>(Oh, and the do not grieve thing, I think it's from transformers, but I'm not sure. If it is, you'll get 100 points for it... you and your inane Transformer Knowledge)<P>------------------
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-Carson Raycraft<p>[This message has been edited by Carson (edited 03-28-2001).]

[Lostfactor]

"Do not greive. Soon, I will be one with the Matrix."
-Optimus Prime, <cite>Transformers The Movie</cite><P>Says it all, really.
-Eliot "Now I feel a little better... spling" Lefebvre<P>------------------
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[ZOMBIE USER 1674]

That's what I thought <P>125 points ('cause you said spling too)<P>------------------
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[Mikey C]

MWA HA HA HA, my moment of glory!
<i>GET ON WITH IT!</i>
Fine then....bloody twits.
The reason it's funny is because Lancelot is Galahad's father. It certainly is odd that Galahad calls his father gay knowing full well that he's not.
I am a poster....there are some who call me....Mikey C
*multiple exlosions occur using up Mikes entire special effects budget.*
Sean Connery is GOD!
POINTS! ...and breasts.<P>------------------
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

[ZOMBIE USER 1674]

Bravo Mike... Bravo indeed. 100 points for you, and another 50 points for a Monty Python reference. 25 for stating the obvious and NEGATIVE ELEVENTY BILLION for using up our special effects. Or not... whatever<P>------------------
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[Lostfactor]

Well, he's the Authurian Galahad's father, but considering that we never even seen Gwen in MP&tHG, or even that much of Camelot ('tis a silly place, but it's only a model), it's sort of a moot point... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P>Ah, well, I should have known that anyways. I have cheated in this computer game. I will now commit suicide.
-Eliot "Spling me, baby, I'm winning" Lefebvre<P>------------------
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[ZOMBIE USER 1674]

Alright Mike, you can answer now. You'd better get it right boy, or I'll let LostFactor... uhm... Throw mangos are your head.<P>LostFactor: Here comes some more points for you <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">
Lack of Faith: Blatant Star Wars - 25
One Shall Stand, One Shall Fall (and the couple of following lines, if I recall correctly): That'd be my pal Optimus Prime in TFTM - 50 points (Oh, and Mike may answer the Galahad/Lancelot question now 'cause Megatron actually does survive the fight... for a bit)
Monty Python "'Tis only a flesh wound": 25 points.
Another Star Wars Reference: 50 points (because of the double bladed snake)
Two Indy References: 100 points
And I can't remember where the "His death is assured is from (possibly from any number of movies) so I'll give you 50 points for it, so you can't get double points later!
25 Whoop points<P>325 Total<P>
YES MIKE, YOU MAY ANSWER NOW!
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-Carson Raycraft

[Lostfactor]

"Should we go after them?"
"Why bother? Their death is assured!"
-Cyclonus and Galvatron, referring to Wheelie and Blurr, in <cite>Five Faces of Darkness</cite><P>A few minutes before, in a galaxy... actually, in the exact same galaxy...<P>"Their deaths are assured now!"
"Assured nothing! I want their heads!"
-Cyclonus and Galvatron<P>And now for something completely different:<P>"Yes, master."
-The totality of Darth Maul's dialogue<P>To save you math: that's two Transformers quotes, one Star Wars reference, one Star Wars quote, and you could probably count "and now for something completely different" as a Monty Python reference. And I'll end this post with Ploot.
-Eliot "This post is now ending with ploot" Lefebvre<P>------------------
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