I am a late comer to this contest, I do admit. But I can kiss up, make obscure references, and inform the populace about yaks as well as anybody, save Carson himself. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> Hey, if Tigerhawk can be counted as a contender after appearing in only 3 episodes, I can get in on this boat.<P>I can only conlude that I must be the king. I haven't got sh*t all over myself. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> (Can I get points for self-worship? It strikes me as just killing time, and I've got better things to do tonight than die.)<P>Of course, I expect that somebody will try to crush me with a large rolling boulder. And if that doesn't get me, the natives will. But that's okay - I've lived a full life. I've been frozen in carbonite. I've had teenage girls write love messages on their eyelids so they can flash them at me during class. I've broken into a space shuttle and brutally murdered the inhabitants. I've even been lucky enough to have a strange man take me away from my mother to fufill some cockamamie prophecy. It's all good. The only thing I regret is never eating monkey brain deserts. Or fried beetles.<P>Gee... it's going to be a while before I see Erin again. It's hard to do. It feels like getting my heart forcibly removed by a religious fanatic that likes to lower people into volcanoes. And hopefully, I'll get told to shut up by Super Joe. Whoop!
-Eliot "I should have done the math for this" Lefebvre<P>------------------
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