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[Lostfactor]

I am a late comer to this contest, I do admit. But I can kiss up, make obscure references, and inform the populace about yaks as well as anybody, save Carson himself. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> Hey, if Tigerhawk can be counted as a contender after appearing in only 3 episodes, I can get in on this boat.<P>I can only conlude that I must be the king. I haven't got sh*t all over myself. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> (Can I get points for self-worship? It strikes me as just killing time, and I've got better things to do tonight than die.)<P>Of course, I expect that somebody will try to crush me with a large rolling boulder. And if that doesn't get me, the natives will. But that's okay - I've lived a full life. I've been frozen in carbonite. I've had teenage girls write love messages on their eyelids so they can flash them at me during class. I've broken into a space shuttle and brutally murdered the inhabitants. I've even been lucky enough to have a strange man take me away from my mother to fufill some cockamamie prophecy. It's all good. The only thing I regret is never eating monkey brain deserts. Or fried beetles.<P>Gee... it's going to be a while before I see Erin again. It's hard to do. It feels like getting my heart forcibly removed by a religious fanatic that likes to lower people into volcanoes. And hopefully, I'll get told to shut up by Super Joe. Whoop!
-Eliot "I should have done the math for this" Lefebvre<P>------------------
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[SuperJoe]

Shut up.
Oh damn. You get points now.
Spling.

[Lostfactor]

<em>Arigatou, Super Joe.</em><P>(The fun part of typing that is thinking about it being pronounced in anime. Not that I can think of a good reason why it would be said in anime. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> )<P>Don't feel bad, though. You get Spling points. Spling, spling, spling.
-Eliot "Spling?" Lefebvre<P>------------------
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[ZOMBIE USER 1674]

Okay LostFactor: You get 20 points for LostFactor worshiping.
One Monty Python reference for 50 points
Five Indy References for 250 points
Two Star Wars References for 100 points
You said Spling in your second post for 5 points
And Joe told you to shut up for 250 points
I think the shuttle reference is to the Transformers movie, or the Agenda BeastWars arc, but tell me what you were implying and I'll give you 100 points because I'm not sure what you're implying
675 points for this post. Whew<P>
Joe: You said spling - 5 points
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[Lostfactor]

Whoop! I shoot to third place!<P>But Carson, great one, there are two Transformers quotes in that message! The subject line itself is a quote (from Ultra Magnus), and "I've got better things to do tonight than die" is a notorious Springer line. Plus, Tigerhawk is a Transformers reference! (And yes, I was referencing the Movie, but the Agenda arc works too. Funny, isn't it, how the Autobots seem to build shuttles that work so well for slaughtering inhabitants...) Ploot.
-Eliot "Spling me, baby" Lefebvre<P>------------------
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[ZOMBIE USER 1674]

Damnit! I had the two transformers referneces written down (TigerHawk and the Springer Quote), and just forgot to include them in my post. Nleck! More points for you!
Well, that's technically 4 transformers references I didn't pick up on, which makes them double points.
Plus the us of Ploot.. 5 points<P>And i know what you mean by the Autobots shuttles<P>405 Points for you is the solution <P>------------------
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-Carson Raycraft<p>[This message has been edited by Carson (edited 03-28-2001).]