Hark, dost thy ears be'ith cut off!

[Mikey C]

Did the subject make ANY sense? Probably not. Now, this here ain't gonna be some fancy 'city-boy' forced post like those others, this is gonna be a fancy 'city boy' (not) forced post that is midly different from the others. I've recently become intrigued by a golden spork, one of my english profs were's it on a silver chain around her neck. I wish it was a sentient, independent being so it could stab her multiple times...again, and again, and again and again! TWICE. Oh, it'd be beyond a flesh wound. I'd like to lob scimitars at her and then have everyone proclaim Carson king, THAT is the basis for supreme exectutive power! Everyone should like the golden spork. Carson and I were thinking about how cool a transformers rpg would be, and wether or not it'd be any good if it were set in an online world.
So...how you doing?
I think I'm just killing time and wasting space now. Yep. Sure am. I should be at a bar right now. Playing pool. Pool's fun. Cue sticks are great for sword fights until security gets angry. Doggy?
I have a picture of Carson riding a hockey stick around like a horse...he's wearing his INDIANA JONES HAT! IRN BRU.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was a damn good martial arts movie.
Plink.<P>------------------
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

[ZOMBIE USER 1674]

Okay, let's do some additions:
Title that's SNIFTY: 50 points
The golden spork killing Professor: 50 Points
TWICE, a word of the day: 50 Points
Onscure MPTHG reference: 50 points
That's 200 points, with 100 more if you scan in that picture of me!
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-Carson Raycraft

[Mikey C]

What?
I feel ripped off by that meager amount of points.
I had 3, that's THREE MPTHG references. THRICE! Dammit, I had a Framed!!! reference as well.
It had swordsfights in it AND Doggy! Now please tell me that you just skipped over these by accident. You've already explained that my transformers reference was worthless because I'm not Lostfactor and that's understood and somewhat accepted.
Indiana Jones reference as well btw.
Now, pay more attention next time before I get Sir Robin after you. And yes, I KNOW the theme song.<P>------------------
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

[ZOMBIE USER 1674]

I did miss the other two MP references, so you get 200 points.
I'm going against my better judgement and giving you 75 points for DOGGY... I shouldn't, but I am (maybe it's the alcohol)
As for the Indiana Jones Reference, it's a reference to my hat. And you'll get the 100 points for it WHEN you scan the bloody thing in, not before hand. GET ON IT BOY!<P>275 points more for Team Mikey C<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://www.ihtbts.com" TARGET=_blank>It Hurts To Be That Stupid</A> : Free Beer! (A two drink minimum)
Speaking of Coolness, the <A HREF="http://fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>FourToon Tellers</A> are SPIFFY!
Insult me over <A HREF="http://www.icq.com" TARGET=_blank>ICQ</A>: 14675605
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-Carson Raycraft