Not the Ultimate Post

[John T]

Bah-weep-graa-naa-weep-ninny-bong. That's the universal greetin', don't cha know.<P>Oh, and does it count if *I* respond to something? I'm a FTT, tho not technically a FTT. If that makes sense. And I'm all about Star Wars refs, Wormie. But if this contest gets too inane, I'm jumpin' ship faster than Biggs. But this contest is kind of weird. I've got a BAD feeling about this. Of course, I'll live through it. I've got the incredible power of survival, like that mad mofo, Wedge. I bet he's immortal. He's been takin' swigs from the cup of a carpenter. But man, Keenspacers. WHY did it have to be Keenspacers? I think this whole contest belongs in a museum. It all reminds me of the time Kyp Durron, Luke's apprentice, blew the shit out of Cardia, that imperial training facility. Actually, it doesn't. I just wanted to say that.<P>And damn, Carson. You're cool. Hurray for Canada. And beer. Keith's beer. I'd worship you if I didn't worship God. Or are you...?<P>------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
<A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A>
<I>"I mean, he's become like the Godfather
of the Space or something!"</I> ~ Damonk, FRAMED!!!
The <A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>FourToon Tellers</A> may live - for now.

[ZOMBIE USER 1674]

Geez, I really wish my brilliant idea didn't include all this adding.
Mr. Troutman here did properly identify the Universal greeting from transformers properly. So he's got 1000 points already. I really hate adding.
FOUR Obsure Star Wars reference at 50 points each is another 200 points for the Trout.
Add a reference about Wedge, and he's got 75 points. Man, you've already set the record for highest post after your FIRST bloody line.
Add ANOTHER 3 OBSCURE Indiana Jones References at 50 points each for ANTOHER 150 freak'n points.
Since you've not blatantly worshiped me before you get 75 points and I'm giving you another 25 points for actually stringing that all together.
AND I LAUGHED, DAMNIT! AT ONE THAT MADE SENSE! Another bloody 25 points<P>Let's total this up: 1500 points AND A bag of DANGER BLAZIN' HOT JUMBO COCKTAIL PEANUTS with HABANERO CHILI PEPPERS<P>I think you've killed me.<P>------------------
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-Carson Raycraft

[Lostfactor]

BAH! That thousand points should be MINE! How do you know that Troutman isn't simply a Transfan in deep, deep cover!*<P>Troutman... THE BATTLE RESUMES! <em>*grins evily, draws energy sabre, and begins spraying micromissiles at Troutman*</em>
-Eliot "Cybertron and all your base are belong to us!" Lefebvre<P>* (No, deeper than that.)<P>------------------
We're only given a little time in our lives to waste. Make the most of it.
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[ZOMBIE USER 1674]

Any points that would have been awarded are null and void for using the All your bass quote. Even if it had Cybertron in it<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://www.ihtbts.com" TARGET=_blank>It Hurts To Be That Stupid</A> : Free Beer! (A two drink minimum)
Speaking of Coolness, the <A HREF="http://fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>FourToon Tellers</A> are SPIFFY!
Insult me over <A HREF="http://www.icq.com" TARGET=_blank>ICQ</A>: 14675605
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-Carson Raycraft

[Lostfactor]

Hey, it ain't even MY quote!<P><a href=http://members.aol.com/zobovor>Check the bottom</a>
-Eliot "Not like there were points there to begin with" Lefebvre<P>------------------
We're only given a little time in our lives to waste. Make the most of it.
<A HREF="http://www.lostfactor.net" TARGET=_blank>Electronic Transcendence Productions</A>
And if that one doesn't work, try the <A HREF="http://members.fortunecity.com/lostfactor" TARGET=_blank>mirror site.</A>

[John T]

YES! *raises his fist in triumph.*<P>------------------
John Troutman
The SporkMan Chronicles
<A HREF="http://www.sporkman.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.sporkman.com</A>
<I>"I mean, he's become like the Godfather
of the Space or something!"</I> ~ Damonk, FRAMED!!!
The <A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>FourToon Tellers</A> may live - for now.