El Carpeto must go down the pants and hit a target 2m wide..

Postby Mikey C on Sun Mar 25, 2001 4:51 am

Though, I suppose Carson doesn't mind the ass kissing...
*Extra points for whomever buys Carson a steak dinner.*
Carson, in your characture of Scrubbo...I find his lack of pants disturbing.
The XFL really, really, REALLY sucks. I tried to watch a game, but decided that doing homework would be much more interesting.
Heather Graham is hot.
If you were a transformer, what would your name be?
Do you like pie?
Are these questions getting bothersome?
Dactylic Hexameter is all about the bum, and the titty. There are 3 people in the entire world that would get that joke.
DID YOU KNOW?
-Carson once chugged half a bottle of scotch, did cartwheels, and passed out on his own backlawn and dry heaved only 15 min into his OWN party.
-Carson is very fond of "Doggy".
-Carson has a friend named: Logjam.
-Carson has a friend. (j/k man, you're god).
-Carson suffers from severe road rage, and will often launch cruise missiles from his camry.
-Carson once told a customer he couldn't talk to him as his manager won't allow him to speak with idiots.
-Carson burnt his Canadian Tire shirt in a glorious ceremony celebrating his freedom. He then ran around the forest naked screaming something about becoming one with the force. (May it always be with you)
-Carson likes deer meat, cooked or not.
-Carson apparently has a 15" shlong.
-Carson and myself were beaten down the stairs at St. Pauls Cathedral by an 86 year old funny british man. We're still trying to figure out how the hell he beat us.
-Carson and I have teh ability to sleep while walking and looking interested while touring the more boring parts of London.
-Carson slept through the plane landing in England, and me punching him, and people screaming. He woke up with an IRN-BRU reference.
-Carson will do naughty things for IRN-BRU.<P>Well..that's all you need to know for now.
Shwing.<P>------------------
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 1674 on Sun Mar 25, 2001 5:04 am

Alright Mikey C, it's about time to got into this battle:<P>Two Star Wars references with the use of PANTS - 150 points
Offering to buy me a steak dinner (I know you want to) - 100 points
The return of "Do you like Pie" - 3 points
Telling people more then they probably want to know about me - 100 points
353 points for this post,
plus the 2 points from before give you a total of:
355 points
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Postby SuperJoe on Sun Mar 25, 2001 6:51 am

Curses. If only I knew your insane background history. Oh well. I'm still in the lead, but not by much, if somebody gets a whole lotta' points.
Which can happen.
15" is pretty long. I wouldn't want to sit down if I had something like that. A sparrow probably couldn't caryy that.
But it's true that the posts seemed forced now. Just here for a game. A simple little game. Man Carson! You've caused everyone to post because of a GAME! YOU MUST BE REALLY POWERFUL AND SHINY, or something.
Geez. My next post will be chalked full of pointy goodness... and that doesn't mean thumb tacs. It mean points. As in the game. What am I supposed to end with?
Spling?
Ploot?
Something else.....
Whoop?
Is it whoop?
IS IT?!?!?
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 1674 on Sun Mar 25, 2001 7:52 am

You're not getting by me that quickly. I see point value in this post!
There was blatant Carson worshipping, so that's 75 points.
An extra 100 points because you called me shiney, and I like shiney.
5 points for using a magic word, and believe it or not, I laughed at this one, so that's another 10.
190 points for this post. For a total, head to the scoreboard<P>------------------
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Postby SuperJoe on Mon Mar 26, 2001 4:06 am

Dammit Jim. I'm a doctor, not a rodeo clown!
I knew that... I did... damn my mind!
And I knew that literatry device where they use the same first letter repeatedly.. I just forget what it's called.
CURSES! I won't be in the reed very much longer.
Yes I did say reed.
It's not a typo... unlike every other one of my mistakes... oh well. I still get cheese and ham.<P>------------------
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Postby SuperJoe on Mon Mar 26, 2001 10:55 am

I actually laughed too. And now I've used all the magic words.
And a sparrow can't carry a coconut.
Well, maybe an African sparrow.
But they don't migrate.<P>------------------
Doesn't it suck when somebody's signature is longer than their post?
Now check the links, biatch:
<A HREF="http://jwalkin.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>J-Walkin'</A>!
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A>
<A HREF="http://spoon.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Spoon on High</A> featuring Fire On The Mountian
and <A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A>
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Postby Mikey C on Mon Mar 26, 2001 10:59 am

It's a swallow! Not a sparrow.
Now, to repay for your sins you must answer me these questions 3, 'ere the other side you may be.
<b>What</b> is your name?
<b>What</b> is your quest?
<b>What</b> is the air speed velocity of a gun laiden monkey?
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 1674 on Mon Mar 26, 2001 11:11 am

Whoop! Point tally!
Joe: You would have gotten atleast 25 points for your post if you indeed called it a SWALLOW. But always look on the bright side of life. I'm giving you HAM for that post<P>Mike: Correcting the Monty Python error is 50 points, using a blatant Monty Python reference is 25 points, plus 10 points because you look like the bridge keeper. I'm also giving you 75 points for using Monkeys with Guns in that post.
I'm a sucker for a simian with a shotgun.
Total for you is: 160 points<P>Check the scoreboard<P>A BONUS 100 points to the first person to email me at craft@ihtbts.com telling me what literatry device is used in "I'm a Sucker for a Simian with a shotgun" <P>------------------
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