In an attempt to prove I could make a better Sporting league then the NFL, I decided to set up some scoring rules for the forum. Scoring will act sorta like KOOL-AID points, and when you reach levels that I feel are Spifftastic enough, I shall award REALLY SHITTY prizes. The Rules shall always be updated, so things can change. I'm not involved in the game, as I'm the point awarder. Here's the points you can obtain:
1 Point for every post
-2 points for a double post
5 Points if a Post is directly responded to by a FTT
15 Points if a Post is directly responded to by Alan Alda
5 Points for finishing posts with Spling, Whoop or Ploot
10 Points each time you make me laugh
20 Points for suggesting a rule that I like and should add to this list
25 Points if the thing that makes me laugh actually makes sense
50 Points for an obscure Star Wars Reference
25 Points for a blatant Star Wars Reference
75 Points for a Star Wars reference about Wedge Antilles
100 Points if I don't get the Star Wars Reference
50 Points for becoming a minion of the Fourtoon Tellers (only awarded once)
50 Points for Obscure Indiana Jones Referances
25 Points for obvious Indiana Jones Referances
50 Points for Obscure Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference
25 Points for obvious Monty Python and the Holy Grail Reference
-10 Points for saying 'NI'
75 Points for Blatant Carson Worshipping
-10 Points for NOT Cheering for the Leafs
75 points for killing a topic (no response in 3 days)
100 points for killing the board (no posts for three days)
100 points for starting a thread that catches "on fire"
-200 points if 10 of the fifteen posts in an on fire thread are yours
-500 points if all fifteen of the posts are yours<P>100 Points for Fan Art (IHTBTS Related)
125 Points for IHTBTS Guest Strips
250 Points for having any ONE of the Fourtoon Tellers telling you to "Shut Up" on this board
1000 Points for the first Person to know what Bah-weep-graa-naa-weep-ninny-bong means (Except for LostFactor, he knows what it means, I'm sure)
1,000,000 Points if you get me tickets to a Toronto Maple Leaf's Hockey Play off Game<P>That's about it for now. I'm sure I'll think up others as I go along.
I also have the ability to modify point values and award points for just about anything.<P>Reply here only to suggest new rules<P>The Game Begins NOW! (Saturday, March 24, 2:35 pm EST)
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