Lets get this thing going!!!!

Mikey C · Post by **Mikey C** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 3:03 am

You'd figure that after offering free beer that this place would be swamped. I say we go a step further and get some porn on here! That'd attract just the kind of people we want. "Say YES to porn" [Smith, 2001]. Who says I plagerize?? Fucking Classics teacher...I OWN her. The janitors went on strike at the highschools here in da Bay today...now the highschools are ever more dirty. Not PORN dirty, but you know....Hick Dirty.Is there a point to this post? No. Do I ever make valid points? Hell no. All I have to say is that Dragon Ball Z is out-freaken-standing. I mean, who WOULDN'T want to fly and shoot crazy ass fireballs?I have Astronomy class in a half hour...so I have to end this post so I can go drink before going. But before I end this, I'm going to go on about absolutely nothing until I really have to go. My spelling and grammer really suck don't they. Why am I asking so many questions? Am I on drugs? (no) Am I drunk? (not yet). Is Carson drunk? (probably) Does Damonk even know who Carson is or that Carson draws strange pictures of him...does he know of Carson's "private" collection of nudie pictures, which are PORN.*NOTE* All mentions of PORN in this post are copyright to that creepy quasimodo looking kid in my english and history class named Darren. He never stops talking about his porn.I've almost run outta time...I wonder if this is a big post. Prolly not. Carson, go drink 3 beers...right now. ------------------
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

ZOMBIE USER 1674 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1674** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 3:11 am

And that was my friend Mike. Just ignore him, he enjoys the smell of exhaust a bit too much.He also think he's Kubla Khan------------------
<A HREF="http://www.ihtbts.com" TARGET=_blank>It Hurts To Be That Stupid</A> : Trust me, I know!-Carson Raycraft

HellSmurf · Post by **HellSmurf** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 3:30 am

But Mike is right, the quasimodo guy is creepy and has animal porn! And that just happens to be gross! However, past that point Mike is pointless. Drink up Mike, sleep through astronomy and that's all I've got to say.

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 4:53 am

I like Mike

ZOMBIE USER 1674 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1674** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 5:49 am

I like Mike too, i'm just upset everyone now knows about my hidden stash. You'll pay Campbell, with your sobriety!
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<A HREF="http://www.ihtbts.com" TARGET=_blank>It Hurts To Be That Stupid</A> : Free Beer! (A two drink minimum)
-Carson Raycraft

Mikey C · Post by **Mikey C** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 7:21 am

<center>Topic of the moment:
WHY UGLY GIRLS HIT ON MYSELF AND MY FRIENDS</center>This is an interesting thing...not many people know too much about it. We know why girls hit on us, but not why the ugly ones do. Is it some sort of hope that they have, some NEED. My friend Craig and I have this ugly girl that sits beside us, talks to us and doesn't shut the fuck up EVER. We don't like her other then the fact she makes good notes that we can copy. She hits on us constantly, and you'd think that she'd get the hint that after us never doing anything back to her that we're NOT interested...stupid ugly girls. Nauddy (Craig) and I have come to the conclusion that being one of God's gift to women (there are many, we're not saying we're the only ones or the best, Carson's one too btw), all women constantly hit on us to try and reap the pleasural benefits. See folks, it's all about the ladies pleasure, it comes first. THe ugly girls want pleasure, but they're too ugly to experience any other way except with us, but we don't want them cause they're ugly...it's a circle dammit! If this post made any sense, send a toonie to: Me.I ramble alot. PORN
Wasn't that exciting??!! Let's do that again..only this time, BETTER!<center>PORN</center>Of course, if none of the html worked, I'm going to look like even more of a fucktard. See, my problem is that I'm really creative, and would actually draw comics except for three problems:
1) I can't draw worth a potato.
2) I'm quite lazy and a massive procrastinator, nothing would get done.
3) I'd get really bored of doing it...sorta like this post.
<center>THE END</center>
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HA HA HA HA...TRICKED YOU! And I'm not even on drugs! This is normal mode!! I think...I dunno...those special brownies earlier...but they were only mentioned...not consumed...i'm thinking outloud...ahhhh!!!
Ok..now i'm done. I hope I've entertained.------------------
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

ZOMBIE USER 1674 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1674** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 8:24 am

....I'm scared.... Reaaaaaally I am!------------------
<A HREF="http://www.ihtbts.com" TARGET=_blank>It Hurts To Be That Stupid</A> : Free Beer! (A two drink minimum)
-Carson Raycraft

Anniegirl · Post by **Anniegirl** » Wed Mar 21, 2001 3:28 am

Since when do girls hit on you Mike? Besides the hideous losers... And God's Gift to Women??? If you have seen Dogma, God is a Woman and a woman would not give another woman a man and call it a gift

Unless his name is Jon but I'm biased...

Mikey C · Post by **Mikey C** » Wed Mar 21, 2001 3:56 am

If Jon is a gift, go get a refund.
Yes I've seen Dogma, you're god is Alanis Morrisette, congratulations. I'm sure she'll want to have lesbian sex or whatever with you, since you proclaimed men aren't a gift.There used to be more here, but I was having a bad day.[This message has been edited by Mikey C (edited 03-21-2001).]

HellSmurf · Post by **HellSmurf** » Wed Mar 21, 2001 4:59 am

Oh Mike, Please for the sake of the Gods Please! Frosh is not a good example, we know all those women were pissed to the gills! They probably would have hit on a tree if the breeze had blown it and it moved enough for them to notice, and yeah those trees would have gotten further than you too! So I know you think your sexy mike, but we the Ferrisites know better. We know your just a weak little morsel of a man and the next time you think to boost your ego in front of us, just remember, we're the ones who know enough to tear you down. Oh and muffin, I still love you and lets study for classics soon. BAH!

Greggy · Post by **Greggy** » Wed Mar 21, 2001 5:31 am

As Debbie likes to say: "Dogs are man's best friend. A woman's best friend is a gay man." *Chortle* Sorry, I didn't want Mike to be the only one here on an ego trip. (However slight this may be.)Erm, yeah, I'll shut up now. *Nods*

ZOMBIE USER 1674 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1674** » Wed Mar 21, 2001 5:53 am

Carson is staying out of this one.
Carson is completely neutral.
The only way to settle this is KICKBOXING!------------------
<A HREF="http://www.ihtbts.com" TARGET=_blank>It Hurts To Be That Stupid</A> : Free Beer! (A two drink minimum)
-Carson Raycraft

Mikey C · Post by **Mikey C** » Wed Mar 21, 2001 7:54 am

Yeah, you Ferris people THINK you know shit about me. You know that I'm a quiet kid that sits in the back. But Letitia, you should know better. You've seen the flashes of the real me in Classics and English, those times where I seem to go crazy. That's when I brutally smite the quiet kid and come up with the real me. The outgoing and insanely fun me. Oh yes, beware. Tomorrow, English Literature, 1130am. Be there. I will.------------------
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?