Il Duce?!? Wasn't that Mussolini? Dude, you don't wanna' be him; he was executed by his own people (shot, kinda' like you just getting plugged by CPOK) and then hung upside down in the town square as a gesture of shame.
Hmm... *grabs Cypress' body by the legs, wraps some rope around them and proceeds to hoist him up the flagpole feet first* There you go. Just like you wanted: Il Duce ex Machina.
Say the word and I'll cut you down.