Session Start (critter.furnet.org:#macroyiff): Sat Apr 20 23:58:10 2002
*** Now talking in #macroyiff.
*** Topic of #macroyiff: Bringing big creatures and small creatures together. ^_^
*** Users on #macroyiff: El_SillY @Marthaen Supernerd @JoshFox @Artie @DracoKahn @MacroServ
*** End of /NAMES list.
<Supernerd> OOOH! HI EL SILLY!
<El_SillY> I hear evilness has been done unto my comrade Supernerd?
<Supernerd> The big evil Fur-Zilla raped me.
<Supernerd> He said he had a wedgie the size of Manhatten... and you know what that implies!
<Supernerd> Then he...
<Supernerd> he...
<El_SillY> how evil of it, we must fight this creature! do you have your asparagus?!
* Supernerd sobs.
<Supernerd> Y... yes.
<El_SillY> AHA!
<Supernerd> I also have a block of cheddar.
<El_SillY> where doth this creature hide?
<El_SillY> Ooo! Cheddar!
<Supernerd> In the innards of one Marthaen!
<El_SillY> I sense his bellybutton is vernerable
<Supernerd> Shall I enter? Cover me!
<Supernerd> I'm going in!
<El_SillY> DO SO!
* El_SillY throws asparagus at all
<El_SillY> take that!
* Supernerd takes his cheddar and asparagus and enters the belly button of Marth.
<Supernerd> Vicious lint-creatures!
<Supernerd> Cheese monster! Get him!
*** Josh (cajunwolf@05-071.112.popsite.net) has joined channel #macroyiff
*** Josh has left #macroyiff
* El_SillY pulls at Marthaens toe nail
<Supernerd> No! The enemy has brought reinforcements!
<El_SillY> ack!
* El_SillY pulls some more
<El_SillY> It will not mooove!
* Supernerd tosses his asparagus to El Silly.
* El_SillY brings up gigantic spoon and gives Marthaens toe a free piercing
<Supernerd> Try using that!
<El_SillY> More ammo!
*** CheeZor (~jaja@d150-56-7.home.cgocable.net) has joined channel #macroyiff
* El_SillY inserts asparagus in the spoon shaped hole
<Supernerd> CheeZor is here!
<Supernerd> My beloved minion!
<El_SillY> AHA!
<CheeZor> MMMmmm... I sense... lint monsters...
<Supernerd> YES! CheeZor! Attack!
* El_SillY screams "Asparagus supercharge"
* CheeZor eats the lint monsters. Every single one.
<El_SillY> go CheeZor
<El_SillY> woho!
<Supernerd> The belly button is clear!
* El_SillY climbs up into the belly button
<El_SillY> good view
<Supernerd> Let us enter the innards of the macro yiff together!
* Supernerd plunges inwards.
* El_SillY mimics Warcraft 2
* CheeZor follows his master.
<El_SillY> I can see my house!
* El_SillY walks into the depths of the bellybutton
*** Signoff: Marthaen (Connection reset by peer)
<El_SillY> Ohno!
<Supernerd> I think we killed him.
<El_SillY> the void opens!
<El_SillY> and it is vanquished!
<CheeZor> Ugh.
<El_SillY> *cheers of victory*
<Supernerd> Where are we now?
<El_SillY> hmmm
<El_SillY> it appears we are in a timless void of silence
<CheeZor> Clank-Clank.
<Supernerd> Not quite silent, as such.
*** Armand (Armand@m259-mp1-cvx1b.pop.ntl.com) has joined channel #macroyiff
<El_SillY> What maner of thing could make susch a noise!
<Supernerd> Ah! Another enemy to slaughter mercilessly!
<El_SillY> I can see it! Quick Supernerd! Take cover!
<Armand> ???
* Supernerd hides behind the couch.
* El_SillY lobs some asparagus at Armand
<Armand> AACK
<Supernerd> CheeZor! Get behind him!
<El_SillY> feel our wrath creature of great size!
* Armand bats atta asparagus
* CheeZor rolls behind Armand and slaps his ass.
<El_SillY> the asparagus attack was unsucsesful! this clearly is a mighty foe!
<CheeZor> WITH GREAT FURY!
<Armand> ow!
* Supernerd masturbates vigorously for no apparent reason.
* Armand staps away from Supernerd
<Armand> *steps
<El_SillY> Concentrate Supernerd!
<El_SillY> Aha!
<Supernerd> I am! I am! OH MY GOD! I'M JACKING OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
* El_SillY pushes Supernerd closer to Armand
<Supernerd> Phew. That felt good.
<Armand> hey!
* Armand runs away
<El_SillY> muhaha!
<El_SillY> he is vanquished!
<CheeZor> *Splat.*
<Supernerd> We have won again!
<El_SillY> good work Supernerd
* Armand runs back and bites El_SillY in the ass
<El_SillY> ACK!
<El_SillY> it attacks again!
<Supernerd> ARRR!
* Supernerd takes out a big frying pan.
* El_SillY slaps Armand around the groin region witha huge spoon
<CheeZor> ARR! Me good with frying pan!
* Armand is wearing a cup
<El_SillY> take that biter of ass!
<El_SillY> aha!
* Supernerd gives his Cheese Minion the frying pan.
* El_SillY arms nuclear bomb
<Supernerd> USE IT!
<CheeZor> YES SIR!
<El_SillY> Nuclear poking groin spoon attack!
<Armand> why are you acting to weird today?
<Armand> no.
* CheeZor beats Armand with the frying pan.
<CheeZor> SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!SPANG!
<Armand> blah
* El_SillY spoon detonates
<Supernerd> WOW! THAT'S SOME SPANG!
* Armand stops playing until you calm down
<El_SillY> feel your privates cover the lunar surface!
* Supernerd has sex with Armand.
<Armand> o.O
<Supernerd> On the moon!
<El_SillY> now now, really Supernerd, consentrate!
*** Armand has left #macroyiff
<El_SillY> aha!
<El_SillY> it worked!
<Supernerd> WOO! WOO!
<Supernerd> We shall defend this room from all comers, for it is ours! YES!
<El_SillY> Wooo!
<Supernerd> It is time to feast on the corpses.
<El_SillY> yey!
<El_SillY> ooo! White sauce,,,
*** Supernerd is now known as NerdDin
<El_SillY> hmmm
<El_SillY> this tastes funny
*** CheeZor is now known as CheesIn
*** El_SillY is now known as El_Spang0
<El_Spang0> the beast are quiet!
*** `Draco (~Onyx@12-220-242-174.client.insightBB.com) has joined channel #macroyiff
<El_Spang0> aha!
<El_Spang0> Arm your self Nerd!
* `Draco blinks at El Spang0... heh.
* `Draco waves to everyone else
* El_Spang0 throws some asparagus at `Draco
<El_Spang0> begone vile creature!
* `Draco Vile?
* DracoKahn nuzsles "Draco
* `Draco says that, dammit.
* `Draco hugs DK.
<`Draco> El: You apparently have never met me, then >:)
* DracoKahn smiles and rumbles
* El_Spang0 prods `Draco
<El_Spang0> Spare your breath for your last words!
* `Draco is prodded, and eyeridge-raises at El.
<`Draco> Is... that a challenge?
* DracoKahn prods "Draco too
<El_Spang0> aha!
<El_Spang0> Allies from the ranks of the enemy!
* `Draco chuckles at DK, licking him.
*** CheesIn is now known as CheeZor
*** NerdDin is now known as Supernerd
<`Draco> El: I have no Oerthly idea what you're babblin' about.
<Supernerd> I am back, and my minion too!
<El_Spang0> the element of surprise is on my side! Aha! Supernerd!
<El_Spang0> we must defend our privates! In both senses of the word!
* `Draco looks at Supernerd (aptly named? ^.^) and his ... minion. "Oh... gods..."
<Supernerd> Let us fight the giant yiffs!
<El_Spang0> Yes! let us!
<CheeZor> *Grunt.*
* El_Spang0 takes a bite ou of `Dracos right thumb
<El_Spang0> aha!
* `Draco raises a big, big, big, BIIIIIG foot... and eyes the three.
* Supernerd eats DracoKahn.
<El_Spang0> CheeZor attack!
<`Draco> Aha?
<DracoKahn> ick
* `Draco goes to stomp the three. Hard.
* El_Spang0 runs away
<El_Spang0> tactical retreat!
* DracoKahn rips from supernerds stomach Alien Style
* CheeZor pulls out his frying pan and shields himself and his master from the giant foot.
* El_Spang0 finds some more asparagus to lob at `Draco
<`Draco> Yeah, I'll give you a tactical retreat...
<Supernerd> Hey! That's my stomach!
<El_Spang0> feel my vegie wrath!
* Supernerd puts his innards back together.
* El_Spang0 uses his godly powers to heal Supernerd
<El_Spang0> let us prod some buttock nerd!
* El_Spang0 prods `Dracos buttocks
* `Draco smirks at El.
<`Draco> You may want to quit that. I may end up *LIKING* it.
* CheeZor uses his super-cheese powers to fly up to Draco's face and poke him in the eye with a pointy stick.
<El_Spang0> Me? Like! HA!
* Supernerd prods Draco's buttocks with a gatling gun.
* `Draco is poked, and roars, his huge paws clapping shut suddenly, attempting to splat him like a bug.
* `Draco (At Cheezor. >.<)
* El_Spang0 pulls out is rocket launcher and gives `Draco an anal probe
* `Draco eyes Spango...
<El_Spang0> feel they intestine turn into thick goo!
* `Draco ... and SN.
* CheeZor is a cheese demon. +3 resistance to being squished by giants.
* CheeZor is unharmed.
* El_Spang0 is a Spoon God +5 resistance agains imaginary creatues in general
* CheeZor pokes Draco in the eye again.
* El_Spang0 joins in the eye proding
<DracoKahn> ok guys cut it out
* Supernerd eats DracoKahn again.
<El_Spang0> aha! A threat! the big ones have awakend!
* `Draco rolls his good eye... and sits down on the ground, snarling.
<El_Spang0> he is vcanquished unto the grouns Supernerd!
*** Supernerd has been kicked off channel #MacroYiff by DracoKahn (Dont eat me [kick count:25])
<El_Spang0> my allaies diasper!
* CheeZor cuts out DracoKahn's rib-cage with a spatula.
<El_Spang0> Go CheeZor! Go!
*** DracoKahn has left #MacroYiff
Session Close (#macroyiff): Sun Apr 21 00:37:06 2002
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