Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 8:26 pm
That's about it, no.
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Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 8:31 pm
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 8:32 pm
That's because it's my second glass! 
I know my limits.
I know my limits.
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 8:36 pm
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 8:36 pm
No what? No peas, no smoking, no vacancy, no shirts - no shoes - no service, no nukes, no peeing in the pool, no problem, no way, no how, no never, no thank you?
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 8:40 pm
Then I shall fool said assho- er... "Televangelist" and get a bigger glass and pour one glass and a half! that way I will drink the whole glass without reprecusions!
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 8:42 pm
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 8:44 pm
The glass isn't half full or half empty dammit!
It the bottom half is water and the upper half is air. And is it really half? I mean most glasses have a conial curve to it that makes the bottom smaller. It might just have 2/5 water in it.
It the bottom half is water and the upper half is air. And is it really half? I mean most glasses have a conial curve to it that makes the bottom smaller. It might just have 2/5 water in it.
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 8:48 pm
Is that so? not if I strain it FIRST! Haha! I am straining said liquid! Now the Televanelists will have to drink the most vile liquid on the face of the Eath, Montreal tapwater! It's filmy and it's french! Not even that Rush dude can purify THAT!
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 8:48 pm
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 8:52 pm
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 8:59 pm
Yes, "Tapwater, the life blood of a farm..." in Montreal! Mention bottled water 10 years ago and they would think you mad, now look at what kind of industry bottled water has become!
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 9:14 pm
75% of the world is water, and they get us to pay our hard (or not so hard) earned cash for it. I'd say that's quite a good peice of salesmenship.
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 9:17 pm
Just don't drink refined mineralized spring water, it tends to taste a little odd...
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2002 9:51 pm
"Daddy, I taste pennies" 
Imagine Ralph from the simpsons saying that.
Imagine Ralph from the simpsons saying that.
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2002 12:18 am
My hometown, historically, was rich in limestone. They mined the limestone out of Joliet and hauled it up to chicago to build the city. Go figure, our tapwater is lime-rich, and DAMN TASTY because of it.
And some fools wanna filter it. Bah.
Fools.
Fools in hats.
And some fools wanna filter it. Bah.
Fools.
Fools in hats.
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2002 1:06 am
Visit Vienna. Drink the tapwater. Smile. Collect a sample and let somebody with a little skill in chemistry analyze the mineral content. Gasp.
That stuff would be sold for very large sums of money elsewhere as 'mineral water'. We get it for free, straight from the mountains. If there's anything about Austria I can be truly proud of, it's that 19th-century aqueduct.
That stuff would be sold for very large sums of money elsewhere as 'mineral water'. We get it for free, straight from the mountains. If there's anything about Austria I can be truly proud of, it's that 19th-century aqueduct.