for the amusement of all

Mikaiten · Post by **Mikaiten** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 7:21 pm

Read and be amused

[quote]
"How does a GameShark on the PlayStation work? On a 64 it plugs into the cartridge, but how does it work on the PlayStation?"

"Velcro."

"What?"

"Velcro."

"What?"

"You see, you put the game into the PlayStation like this. Then you put the GameShark on top of the game, close the lid, and boom! GameShark action for all."

The Gord then turned on a machine that was hooked up to the TV and it looked like the machine that he had set everything in to was the one being used.

"Wow! That's cool!"

And the person then left to tell all his friends.

...two days later

Max Damage · Post by **Max Damage** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 3:24 am

Aaaaah yes, Acts of Gord, the trials and tribulations of a game store manager, and often hilarious, too.

ph33r the st00p1d p33ps.

Supernerd · Post by **Supernerd** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 8:13 am

Love the Gord, fear the Gord.

*Bows to Gord.*

Foddercat · Post by **Foddercat** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 1:49 am

Whew... Just finished reading them all. Good stuff!

I don't believe him, but it's still pretty damned funny!

Striker · Post by **Striker** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 1:55 am

For the record, the shop actually exists, and so does the owner.

Whether or not the stories are true is another question...but at least you can go there and ask him

.

(or you could. I heard something about Gord quitting some time ago...)

Foddercat · Post by **Foddercat** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 2:02 am

A pity. I would have liked to ask him how he got away with beating so many people on the street!

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 3:14 am

Wifle bats laced with cement? Eggnog filled pillow cases instead of doorknobs? Asked others to prove their masculinity were they could not? Who knows! maybe he is just lucky or maybe I should actualy read it.