Saddam Hussein owns this thread.

El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 3:53 am

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You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're <I>SO</I> scared!
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Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 4:16 am

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By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star

Vazagi · Post by **Vazagi** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 4:26 am

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As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alliterative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power

El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 5:06 am

On 2002-04-04 04:16, Cypress wrote:
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Well I'll be... Alan Foreman was the maker of this questionair, wow... nice.

Yup, Alan knows his php, he draws a mean olive too.

Striker · Post by **Striker** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 5:10 am

Plus he's so far out left that due to the curved nature of space he's rapidly approaching the right-wingers

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Gotta love that guy's writing style.

(For the record, I'm another Blair. Well, I had hoped for Castro, who shares my Birthday if I recall correctly...)

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 5:27 am

He's a lefty, but not far off enough to kill people, I hope...

One name, Maximilien deRobespierre, there ya got an extreme lefty for sure.

Michael Ezaiany · Post by **Michael Ezaiany** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 6:29 am

Another Saddam here

Gen.Talon · Post by **Gen.Talon** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 6:36 am

Aww geez. I took the test and ended up as Hitler. ?O.o?

TheRedWolf · Post by **TheRedWolf** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 6:46 am

I got bush, LOL!!!!

Demawox · Post by **Demawox** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 12:26 pm

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You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
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Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 12:43 pm

Post the images! that's the whole fun of it, don't just say the results... show 'em!

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Arcaton · Post by **Arcaton** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 12:47 pm

You mean that panel about El Presidente Tone wasn't serious?

Gen.Talon · Post by **Gen.Talon** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 12:58 pm

As order under Cypress. Here I am.

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Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!
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El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 1:00 pm

Hitler thinks I'm the perfect human, well 2/3 of me that is, if only I was tall so Hitler would admire me *sigh*...

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Supernerd · Post by **Supernerd** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 1:15 pm

I'm Saddam Hussein. w00t!

Foddercat · Post by **Foddercat** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 1:54 pm

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You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
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Am I surprised? Heck no... er... well, maybe a little.

Grendelwulf · Post by **Grendelwulf** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 11:55 pm

Yay, I'm saddam hussein! BTW, nice sig Supernerd!

Deadcow · Post by **Deadcow** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 12:58 am

i'm Saddam again!
eh, i can't believe it took me 15 tries to get it off Hitler afterwards though. O.o
fwing fwing!

Psionyx · Post by **Psionyx** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 1:41 am

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As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alliterative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power? News flash for you: You're not!
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Garoshy · Post by **Garoshy** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 1:54 am

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By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star