Lets make an arcieve of charaters David can use!! (for RTD)

Garoshy · Post by **Garoshy** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 1:11 am

Yeah! lets post our charaters here so Dave can easly find them and pick a charater that fits for his story! (For the Rework the Dead serie...)

And PLEASE don't begin talking in this forum... It will be harder for David finding the info he wants!

Anyway here is my charater Garo...
And since I don't have any fancy pictures of Garo, I'll just have to describe him...

His full name is Garoshy, but everyone calls him Garo or Gao...
Garo is a rader thin and medium sized lynx. His fur is Orange-red and he has the expected black spots on his fur.. (don't bother drawing the spots if you don't want to...) He allways wear white/yellow a cap no matter what.. (exept for the shower and bed)

Garo is educated whit in computers and joined the army when I realized that he wouldn't be any use as a computer nerd..

He is a quite talk active guy and allways willing to help. When he is out in the field he often talk to himself in an attempt trying to calm himself down...

He is not much of a soldier, since he never been fond of blood and gore. This doesn't mean he can't endure blood and gore.
He just get a really bad stomach feeling..
All though the first time he met a Rework he had to throw up, this nearly costed his life. (this happend before he joined the army)

He allso attaches him self too much to his comrads and friends.. Which means that he really gets upset when comerads and friend dies..
The army uses him for scouting since he is light on foot, has a keen eye and he can easly outrun the Reworks...

When he is unlucky he allways make up some weard joke where he blaimes he is unlucky because he was born on Friday the 13th..
I can image that he dies saying: "Thats just my luck!"

If you (David Hopkins) can think of other ideas and storys about Garo, so feel free to use them...

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Karma Leafbarer · Post by **Karma Leafbarer** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:35 am

While this is thoughtful of you to try and ease the strain on Dave looking for a cast, he reserves roles in Jack for friends and artists he admires....and most are just characters he's made up. If he has a need for extra characters, he will post and ask people to fit the bill and tell you what he's looking for. But thanks anyway

Garoshy · Post by **Garoshy** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:43 am

Oh sorry... your probaly right... all though I ment characters for RTD...

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Urban Wild Cat · Post by **Urban Wild Cat** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:47 am

Plus, you spelt 'archive' incorrectly.

Karma Leafbarer · Post by **Karma Leafbarer** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 3:10 am

Actually he'll let you know on characters for RTD too....right now, the RTD saga has already been storyboarded out and the characters are all filled. Here and there, he will come upon places for cameos and bodies that he needs and then he'll ask. But for the mostpart, he's good to go

Garoshy · Post by **Garoshy** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 3:26 am

Okey! okey! I said I'm sorry!!! Is't that good enought for ya?

Bustercharlie · Post by **Bustercharlie** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 5:14 am

gestalt

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Ashton Webster · Post by **Ashton Webster** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 5:16 am

You're sick, BC...

Bustercharlie · Post by **Bustercharlie** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 5:29 am

gestalt

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WolfLGO · Post by **WolfLGO** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 6:32 am

That's just not right.

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 7:08 am

Cypress arrives in karate gi.

Cypress: "Buster! I've come to destroy your reign of terror!"

Buster: "What!!?"

~Hya!~

~Ya!~

~Tiiaaaaaaaaa!~

Ha! My cute kitty powers negate your power of "shit fly hit fan" style karate!

~Hoooaaaaaaaahhh!~

Come! let us do honorable combat!

Enter Japanese DBZ music and not the cheap American Scumination version.

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Paul_Pinewood · Post by **Paul_Pinewood** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 8:11 am

Since the topic has already changed into artshow

Anyway, that's the ONLY certain way to see my own character in JACK or RTD theme

My. The one on the rock

http://www.finfur.org/bin/paul_p/jack-fa-1.JPG

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 8:22 am

Ohh... pretty neato!

I'm working on the ultimate DBZ parody... wait and see for the final result! It will be my 500 post and it will be good.

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Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 10:07 am

Cypress: "Ha!"

Buster deflects the cute kitty pic. "Hmph! you wont stop me with little cute kitties!"

Son Cypress Powers up.

"No, but maybe these will do!"

Fires three blasts of energy that transform into cute kitty pics!

~YAAAAA!!!~

Buster Charlie is unfased and begins to laugh evily.

Cypress: "Shi...bata! ^Sh..shit!^"

Cypress is in a bind. "Kr, kr... (Japanese equivalent of nervousness)"

Then out of nowhere Foddercat arrives much to Cypress' amazament.

Cypress: "Sasato... ^No way^"

Cypress appears beside Foddercat "Yata! yatasuta karva! ^Oh yes I was right!^" Foddercat looks at him suprised "Cy...Cypress?"

Buster charges and they begin to attack him to no avail, easily swatting them like flies.

Buster Charlie glowers. "Goro kanataish tilda! Raah! ^Allow me to finish this quickly!^ ~HYA!~"

He creates an image so foul it would make the strongest of beings squirm in disgust!

They realise their only option for survival was to merge into one powerful warrior using the "tapala'sti" earings.

Foddercat: "Shogute, Haik! ^Give it quickly!^"

Cypress: "Foddercat!" He tosses him the "tapasla'sti" earing who Foddercat catches with ease.

Buster Charlie: "Soregunto, sayonara! ^this is the end!^" He begins his attack.

Foddercat attaches the earing, wincing he says. "Harindow, kutone? ^Hows that? is this right??!^"

The earing on both fighters begins to glow in unision.

Cypress: "Thank you, Foddercat." (The Japanese script actualy had Goku say that in english of all the damndest things!)

Buster Charlie: "Hehahaw!!!"

Boom! Cypress and Foddercat are engulfed by a bright shiny aura and take off the ground colliding into a bright flash of light, merging together to make the ultimate kitty warrior.

We get on a close up on Buster's shocked face. *Gasp!*

The light subsides and only one fighter stands, having the appearence of both Cypress adn Foddercat. (Foddercat was a cat fur, and Cypress was a human so they became something in between only now their gi is mad cool)

~YOSHA!!!~
^OKAY!!!^

Old japanese anouncer "They have merged into the ultimate being, will they be able to stop Buster's disgusting raing of terror? Find out next episode.

(Seriously, I'm working on part two!)

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Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 10:18 am

GAAAH! stupid link! How can I make the ultimate DBZ parody if I cant put up damn images!!? I know! I'll use another one!

BTW, the third Shrek image was supposed to be teh same only much much larger.

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 11:24 am

Guess since the um... "special" pic is gone I will just continue at a slower rate... DBZ parodies are fun but DAMN! translating is hard!!! especialy when they pick up speed in the middle of a scentance so you have no idea if they said something like...

"Honeru coneshtaden!!!" or "honey cones-da-man!!!" So imperfections in spelling are expected.

Also, this fighting will continue in the parody but Cydercat will fight with kitties and Majin Buster Charlie will use anoying things like "Garbage Bags Kids" or "Shreek" or something... I hate those damn things!

Foddercat · Post by **Foddercat** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:42 pm

Okay. I think I figured out what this 'special' pic must have been. I'm no longer curious

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 1:28 pm

It's best for your overall mental health... ack! image is coming back... get it off, get it off!!!

-Penance- · Post by **-Penance-** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 9:02 pm

Jesus H Christ, Cypress.

I just saw some thing about a hyperactive kid who was finally cured by being prescribed marijuana...

You want some?

JRedant · Post by **JRedant** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 9:27 am

Hmm, okay, this sounds interesting, and I'll do one better by making it into a story.

*ahem*

My character's name is Reggie.

Reggie pretty much lived a normal kid life going through grade school and high school. Except coming through grade 10 to the time he graduated, his group of friends became smaller and smaller. He never dated. No, no one has died or mysteriously dissappeared, but his interest in other people was starting to gradually dissappear. He also spent his weekends and evenings after school at home. He would talk on the phone once in a while to his friends, some of them would even invite him to parties and such, but he would normally turn them down. At first, it was okay. He was getting his homework finished and done in time but then the quality of his school worked went down. Even spending evenings with his parents didn't interest him or even hanging out with his brother and sister. His day just consisted of going to school, coming home and playing Nintendo while eating Ravioli and Coca Cola. He would fantasize about what his life would be like but he would never fulfil any of his fantasies. He never got a job and never took college seriously enough to even apply. His parents desperately try to get him involved. He would for a day or two but then sink back into his bedroom. It wasn't even located downstairs, so he was still able to see the weather, the sun and the rain. The garden that his father worked so hard at. Reggie didn't even help with the garden. He would fantasize about girls, about being a grade A computer science student and about maybe joining a band. But felt he had no energy enough to put it off so he went back to his GameCube. After high school, he stayed home. His group of friends had parted ways and went on to college or work. Reggie soon found that he only had one or two friends, but figured that was all he could handle, since any more would be a waste of time. That's pretty much how he lived his life. He would get a job delivering pizza, but that would last about a month and he would be back in his room again. He actually had a relationship with a girl, but that didn't last very long. It would be a week before she got bored of him. When his parents died, he fought to continue to live inside his house that had now became his shell, his only purpose to live. When he was thrown out, he packed his Gamecube, TV, a few clothes, a spoon and a six pack of coke. His brother, who was in Toronto at the time, took him under his wing. Reggie's brother lived off campus and had a spare bedroom that wasn't in use, so Reggie moved in. Reggie never budged from that room. He spent half the day crying and half the day doing nothing. This bothered Reggie's brother, and tried to get him out of it, but nothing worked at all. At the age of 35, Reggie died from poor health.

The unresolved question is, where direction did Reggie go?