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I hate to interrupt while you're having fun but..<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ashton Webster:
<B>Ashton pierces his head with a Spear of Destiny.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Were you too a Wolfenstein addict? I mean, the <I>original</I> game... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif"><P>
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Long live and prosper<P>Big Nemo (...just like the classic comic character, only grown up)<P>------------------
No pessimist ever did anything good for mankind (Pope John XXIII)

I've played the shareware version of wolfenstein, and I want the full game really bad :/ <P>
as for the spear of destiny, I recall it making an appearance in the most recent TombRaider, so maybe Ashton's a TR fanatic?<P>------------------
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My friend gave me a copy of Wolfenstein 3d. Got it in a zip file, unfortunatley under win2k the sound doesn't work. I think its becuase of the compatibility thing.<P>------------------
Der Mutter die mich nie geboren hab ich heute Nacht geschworen
ich werd ihr eine Krankheit schenken und sie danach im Fluss versenken

So Geardog, let's continue our little neverending fight, shall we?<P>*as Geardog walks into the Arena, Ashton pierces his head with a Spear of Destiny. then he pulls out a knife and guts Geardog. finally, Ashton drops a grenade inside Geardog and blows his mutilated body to zillion pieces.*<P>This is gonna be fun...<P><P>------------------
Ashton Webster, the
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*Ashton pulls out an A-Bomb and drops it, killing everyone and everything.*<P>He he he...

*The aftermath of the nuclear device leaves desolation in its wake, all electronical devices are destroyed by the ensuing EMP.*<P><Arena Master> "Automatic weapons, archaic weapon and mele weapons are the only things that can operate for the next ten post while I manufacture new toys for you."<P>*All bodies are revived and the fray continues.*

Sure I like the old Wolfenstein. I like all old games.<P>------------------
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Are ya' talkin' or fightin'?!<P>*gets his rocketlauncher, readies a whole battery and fire loose.*
Mwahaha, suck on it!
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TheRedWolf:
<B>I've played the shareware version of wolfenstein, and I want the full game really bad :/
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er... we were talking about the <I>original</I> Wolfenstein 3D game - the one that would run on a i386 CPU at a resolution of 320x200... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif"><P>However, a friend of mine has just bought Return to Castle Wolfenstein, I could try it for a little and it looks really good - and I havent'tested the flamethrower yet! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
<B>as for the spear of destiny, I recall it making an appearance in the most recent TombRaider, so maybe Ashton's a TR fanatic?
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Spear of Destiny was the title of a sequel of Wolfenstein 3D, using the same graphic engine.<P>Fragspeed to you all! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">
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Long live and prosper<P>Big Nemo (...just like the classic comic character, only grown up)<P>------------------
No pessimist ever did anything good for mankind (Pope John XXIII)

*Ashton walks out of the explosion and eats Coraxar.*<P>Simple killing is the best! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P><P>------------------
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the spear of destiny is the spear that was used to spear jesus in the side while he was on the cross. it's supposed to be able to kill the immortal, it's made appearances everywhere, yes wolfenstein and tombrader, and as i recall, neon genesis evangelion and that short lived show "roar" that tryed to capitalize on the medeival fantasy trend set by hercules an xena, in my opinion, it was a better show.<P>meh, arent i a well of info on christian dogma?

Geardog rises up from the ground and says "Thanks for reminding me about wolfenstein." He them pulls out a chaingun and unleashes a full load on Ashton. He then drops the gun, walks over and says "Isn't there an other on game site where we can do this?"

*opens a dimensional portal to the world of Final Fantasy 8*
Follow me, everybody! Swords *AND* machine guns, what more could you ask for?<P>*carefully fails to mention the fact that it's a portal to the Time-Compressed world, where nobody but entrants exists. Cities cannot be entered. The land is desolate. The perfect Arena. Oh, and the weapons (automatic, bladed, and otherwise...ooh, nice chainsword) left behind by other "heroes" are just laying about.*<P>Have at it! (or not, if you don't want. I just opens the portals.)<P>------------------
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BigNemo- so was I, I don't have the power to play a lot of these new games.

*steps up into the Areana and frags one of you with a Quake 3 Rail gun and Vaporises the other with his Compression Rifle from Elite force*<P>=P LEss talking More fragging! ;D

*Ashton takes a deep breath of radioactive air.*<P>Ahhhh... something smells good here.<P>*the he borrows Drizzt Do'Urden's scimitars and turns everyone else into smelly pool of blood and guts.*<P>This really IS fun...
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Ashton Webster, the
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Yeah and Nah, maybe the people are really dead and are in Valhalla, where it is a timeless battlefield and you fight and die and get revived for all eternity. Or maybe it could be an alchemic formula that lets body cells regenerate from any kind of punishment. And maybe its simply magic <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">.<P>BTW, what I meant is `Never said anything against the USE of magic`, just covering all bases here.

Drizzt Do'Urden?<P>He sounds familiar, especially his scimitars..<P>Isn't he a Forgetten Realms character?<P>Dammit I should hunt my cousin down and force him to let me borrow that book (name forgotten but it is a trilogy) again.<P>------------------
Der Mutter die mich nie geboren hab ich heute Nacht geschworen
ich werd ihr eine Krankheit schenken und sie danach im Fluss versenken

Cypress appears and waves his hands in circular motions, and as his his hands move akimbo, he closes his fist except for his middle and pointer finger and then he mumbles in a forgoten tongue. An eerie glow with a bleuish heu emmenates from his fingers to create archaic runes as the hands move. The remains of the fallen begin to twitch as they have a black, empty shadow enter from what used to be their mouth. Now they rise as the mumble becomes a harsh whisper, the corpses begin an evil dance and laugh at Ashton, repeating `Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, death walks hand in hand pain and now you will feel ours! embrace our damned fate Ashton!` Cypresses whisper grows louder and louder and the words make all who hear them... makes their ears bleed as if the words where trully poisoned knives pricking the hearers ear drums with every vowal, every accent and pause cause an etrnity of pain to the auditif victim.<P>Ash, the only combatent left falls to his knees in horific pain trying to wiststand pain and begins to rise heroicaly refusing to surrender to the whimes of the acient necromancer. Cypress seing this humourous turn of event begins to howl the words of the damned, loud enough for all to hear them, all except Ashton who is now deaf from the previous onslaught. Furious, Cypresses form phases as if entering a new reality and looks skeletal, his eyes are now sunken and his skin is pale like the moon in mid october, his teeth are sharp like glowing knives, hot like they where forged out of pits of hell itself! Ashton, reaches for a weapon strewn from the decimated weapon racks and draws an old relic of a sword, the handle is rusted and the scabard is horribly tarnished, yet we=hen he draws the blade it is impecably clean, it is intact with old runes inscribed on the sides of the blades, only the necromancer`s eye can translate it.<P>Unfortunately for Ashton, all the cackling bodies collide into him simultaneously, engulfing him in putride flesh, quickly smothering him. Ashton`s heart begins to beat slower and he feels horribly tired, all goes black... Ash is gone. the only thing left is the sword and a pile of shiny armor on the ground.

Nerver said anything 'bout magic now did I?