New to the board and *shudder*

DavidHopkins · Post by **DavidHopkins** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 2:18 am

Ashton? I now proclaim you official greeter of the Jack forum drop me an e-mail with a caricter discription in it <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">

Wild wolf · Post by **Wild wolf** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 6:56 am

lol congrats ashton. Welcome to the board crim

Crimsonivory · Post by **Crimsonivory** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 9:19 am

Well I'm new around these here parts, and spent the better part of a night reading the whole strip. and I have to admit, the whole *shudders* Musical Holes thing is just plain hellish, something like you'd find ina a rape victim's nightmares. Anyways Hiyo board------------------
Out! Out! Damn spot! -Lady Macbeth

Ashton Webster · Post by **Ashton Webster** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 10:41 am

Yaaaaaaaaay, another one on the board!
Yaaaaaaaaay, I'm the first one to welcome you - again.
Welcome to the forum, crimsonivory!

ZOMBIE USER 6344 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 6344** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 2:58 am

*lol* w00tever man <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">Welcome crimsonivory, great to see new ppl on the board <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">

Seife · Post by **Seife** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 3:24 am

I got a warm welcome! Yeehee!Welcome crimson!------------------
They want my heart right
but then I look down
and it beats left 2 3 4-Rammstein,"Links 2 3 4"

El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 6:09 am

Welcome and please sell me your soul now, I need em when I'm pushing god of the throne.What? Didn't you know? Souls make great levers!------------------
If I shot you and your dead body falls on me and breaks my neck, have I committed suicide?

Geardog · Post by **Geardog** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 7:06 am

Welcome to the board, crimsonivory. I'm new here as well and I can tell you this place is very....uh...interesting.To Ashton: You never gave me a warm welcome.

Ashton Webster · Post by **Ashton Webster** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 7:20 am

To Dave -> You want MY character description? I'm honoured. Could you post your E-mail adress?To Geardog -> *Ashton stands before Geardog, holding a flamethrower* Want a warm welcome? *smiles like a really insane person for a while. after a few minutes, Ashton drops the flamethrower to the ground* I've already killed you so why should I kill you again? 
So...Welcome Geardog!
Happy now? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
[This message has been edited by Ashton Webster (edited 01-23-2002).]

DavidHopkins · Post by **DavidHopkins** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 7:59 am

Driprat@attbi.com

Geardog · Post by **Geardog** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 10:30 am

As Ashton turns around, Geardog whips out a M-16 shooting Ashton's legs and arms off. Geardog stands over the bloody stumpy pile and says,"You can only piss someone off so far."

Ashton Webster · Post by **Ashton Webster** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 12:45 pm

Now I have a reason to kill you again.DROP IT!!!*suddenly, a great anvil falls from the sky and smashes Geardog.*Heh, it's always better to be prepared to kill someone.*Ashton pulls the anvil away, takes the flamethrower and turns Geardog's smashed body to ashes.*

CPOK · Post by **CPOK** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 5:00 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by psychotikitten:
(readies her napalm water balloons)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Bah! Who needs Napalm water balloons when you have Thermo-Nuclear weapons???
And not afraid to use them...}:)------------------
Shoot first, ask questions later!Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."[This message has been edited by CPOK (edited 01-24-2002).]

PyroFox · Post by **PyroFox** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 5:28 am

Welcome psychokitten, or Deanna, whichever you prefer to be called. To answer your question, you can start with Geardog, though to be honest, anyone's a legitiment target.Speaking of which, I'll be walking away very quickly now...------------------
"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example."
- Mark Twain<A HREF="http://www.ffiends.com/Portal/Preview.jsp" TARGET=_blank>The obligitory shamless plug.</A>

Geardog · Post by **Geardog** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 7:09 am

Geardog gets up from the ashes, and pulls out a crossbow. As Ashton turns around, Geardog fire an exploding arrow in Ashtons eye, splattering brains and bone on the ground, then says,"Had enough?!"

ZOMBIE USER 7441 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 7441** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 8:00 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by CPOK:
 Bah! Who needs Napalm water balloons when you have Thermo-Nuclear weapons???
And not afraid to use them...} <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Umm, if you use nukes, wouldn't the EMP zap the Keenspace servers, too?Mind you, of late I can understand if one would care to argue that such an act would improve the Keenspace server performance... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif">

Ashton Webster · Post by **Ashton Webster** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 8:20 am

*Ashton glues his head together.*I don't think so.*Ashton chops Geardog's body to bits with a 'Sword of Neverhealing Wounds'*Yuck... your corpse stinks!*Ashton pulls out a cell phone and makes a call. after a few minutes, a wizard comes and teleports Geardog's chopped body on the surface of the Sun.*

Blackthorn45 · Post by **Blackthorn45** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:01 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by crimsonivory:
Well I'm new around these here parts, and spent the better part of a night reading the whole strip. and I have to admit, the whole *shudders* Musical Holes thing is just plain hellish, something like you'd find ina a rape victim's nightmares. Anyways Hiyo board<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hello.. I'm new, too. I recently discovered this strip through Silverblue. I read through the whole strip in one night as well, and found it most worthwhile. The current storyline is.. well, horrific, as it is intended to be, but I've enjoyed David's work and ability to tell a story immensely. Keep up the good work, David.. and nice to meet everyone!
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That which does not kill
me only makes me
stranger.

Ashton Webster · Post by **Ashton Webster** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:57 am

Another one on the board!Welcome to the forum, Blackthorn45!!!

Geardog · Post by **Geardog** » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:58 am

Geardogs soul appears for the ground and recreates a new body with his spirtual power. He then pulls out a spear gun and shoots Ashton in the back of the skull. With Ashton down, Geardog takes the metal cord connected to the spear and sticks it in a large electric socket. As Ashton fries Geardog replies,"I don't start fights, I only finish them!"

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