Eek!

Terrycloth · Post by **Terrycloth** » Mon Dec 10, 2001 3:49 am

It looks like *Central* is the one actually doing the judging! Scary. O.OSo... who would you rather have judge you when you died?
(a) Central
(b) Jack
(c) Fnar
(d) Drip <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">

DavidHopkins · Post by **DavidHopkins** » Tue Dec 11, 2001 1:47 am

Oh come on BK <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">Anybody can see that kind of action is comendable, not damning <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">

ZOMBIE USER 6344 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 6344** » Tue Dec 11, 2001 2:57 am

(b) Jack

CPOK · Post by **CPOK** » Tue Dec 11, 2001 3:24 am

Jack...------------------
Shoot first, ask questions later!

Thorne · Post by **Thorne** » Tue Dec 11, 2001 4:17 am

a wombat...possible a swallow.European swallow <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">

PyroFox · Post by **PyroFox** » Tue Dec 11, 2001 4:44 am

Central judging me? Naw, I think I'll pass on that. I'm proud to be a manipulative little bastard, which would probably really piss off a very "by the book" type person that Central seems to be. Even though I may not have done anything quite bad enough to get sent to hell, it'd be more "from a certian point of view, that ain't so bad" kinda stuff, which would likely send me further up shit creek without a paddle when dealing with Central.With Jack judging me, I'd proabably stand a much better chance of at least avoiding hell, if not getting into heaven, but I'm not sure I'd want to put him through that(it's one thing having to reap the souls of those where it's obvious of where they're going, but I wouldn't want to leave someone second-guessing if they did the right thing, wherever I ended up getting sent. His afterlife is allready Hell enough as is).Fnar, well, considering the more or less random nature of the universe, I think I'd choose him. Where you end up in life is as much a matter of chance as what you do, so might as well do something diffrent for the afterlife and throw anything resembeling logic to the winds and take it as it's called.Drip? Defenately pass on that. The last thing I want my afterlife depending on is the mind of someone so fucked up they make me look like a saint in comparison.------------------
"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example."
- Mark Twain

Loneheart · Post by **Loneheart** » Tue Dec 11, 2001 5:17 am

Um. Fnar... I think.

Ashton Webster · Post by **Ashton Webster** » Tue Dec 11, 2001 5:43 am

(b)Jack because,Fnar doesn't have any experience
Drip is a cruel bastard
Central doesn't like people who act as their heart tells them to.

DavidHopkins · Post by **DavidHopkins** » Tue Dec 11, 2001 8:38 am

A.) Central, would be the most fair IMHOFnar, well, Fnar is a moron.... And I say that with all the love I can give him <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"> I am in a way his father after all <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">Jack, Jack isnt even sure about himself...Drip's got it in for me...I know everbody hates Central because she apiers mean. She (myself knowing better than anyone else <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> doesnt hate people who follow they're heart, she hates people who follow they're heart with no recourse, or thoughtfullness to they're actions (Hopefully I'll be able to explain this better in future strips)Example: Theres a movement going on in congress to allow the familys of the victims of the September 11 atack exempt from some taxes for the next two years.While my heart does go out to those people and I do feel they diserve a break, I just can't suport that idea. I know it makes me sound cruel but I just know where this will lead. Lawyers debateing over what qualifies as a victim, just the people killed in the crash or a guy who missed his flight because of it? Lawyers debateing over What qualifies as family, imidiate family (Wife, husband, kids) or others (Father Mother aunt uncle gradmother grandfather). Buisnesses claiming lost personal makes them victims as well with matching trials to cover that. Does everyone who was in New York city qualify as a victim? And on and on and on.A person who follows they're heart and decides that the above mentioned legal deception is worth helping the wronged familys would say yes to this movement.Central (and myself) would Vote no to it knowing that the lost taxes would result in a tax hike that would make all of us more so victims of 9/11. And we all know that such a tax hike would not leave after two years. As well Central would know, there are many far better ways to help those people.I'm sorry this got so long and on such a topic that was ment for humors sake <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"> My apologies to Terrycloth <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">

Yawgmoth · Post by **Yawgmoth** » Tue Dec 11, 2001 8:50 am

I'm hoping to disolve, so.. none o_o

BladeKitsune · Post by **BladeKitsune** » Tue Dec 11, 2001 9:16 am

well, fnar would be weird... He'd either A. have everyone go to have cuase he doesnt know that they done bad or not or B. send everyone to hell so he could be with them, and doesnt see anything wrong with hell.Jack might be good. he seems to understand alot more now then he did in life.Central, i dont care how she is Dave, in my book, she's still a bitch. and i dont want her judging me for everything that could be considered bad even if done for all the right reasons. what if someone took a gun from a robber and shot them dead with out mercy, knowing the robber would of done the same thing, saving his life and the life of his family. he kills for a good reason and saves his family, but is he to be damned cuase he SAVED lives?finally drip. unless you REALLY enjoy all the weirder sides of sex, i dont think you want him to judge you.

Ashton Webster · Post by **Ashton Webster** » Tue Dec 11, 2001 9:23 am

Well i read the comic where Jack asks Central to tell him what Heaven thinks about John. Central didn't want to tell him. Jack looked at her sadly and Central told him. She may be able to learn to like Jack. She's not as big bitch as you think.

Paul_Pinewood · Post by **Paul_Pinewood** » Tue Dec 11, 2001 11:49 am

Personally I would choose Jack. Because I'm currently pretty sure I'm not jumping to do any massmurder & stuff <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">Fnar? Well. That would be quite random judgement despite what you done.Drip? I'm not going to even TRY to figure out that <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">Central? I'm sure there would be a chance for fair judgement. But I got a bit dark spot for vixens (specially angelic ones) in my sense of humour. (I'm sure I can explain it someday in the future, Mr Hopkins <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> ) So I would as well buy a ticket to hell

BladeKitsune · Post by **BladeKitsune** » Thu Dec 13, 2001 4:21 am

On that story with the gun killing the robber. Anyone with good common sense could see that, but of course police don't have any. The police arrested him and held him for two days, was gonna be 6 while waiting a trial, but the people of his town got him released early. So to some in high places it was seen as damnable. I don't remember where i read this story from.

Jen Aside · Post by **Jen Aside** » Thu Dec 13, 2001 11:49 am

To be judged, a Self must exist. Without a self, there is no judgment.I am zen <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">

Bensmith6531 · Post by **Bensmith6531** » Fri Dec 14, 2001 12:04 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by BladeKitsune:
Central, i dont care how she is Dave, in my book, she's still a bitch. and i dont want her judging me for everything that could be considered bad even if done for all the right reasons. what if someone took a gun from a robber and shot them dead with out mercy, knowing the robber would of done the same thing, saving his life and the life of his family. he kills for a good reason and saves his family, but is he to be damned cuase he SAVED lives?B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Thats just the thing, his motive wasn't to save lives, his motive was vengeance, his motive was "I want that guy dead" not "i want these people alive".
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Im all that and less

SharpFang · Post by **SharpFang** » Sat Dec 29, 2001 10:15 am

I woluld give Jack really hard time catching me, and actually caught I'd probably mess up enough that Central would go to hell and I'd take his place.

Q99 · Post by **Q99** » Sat Dec 29, 2001 11:35 am

Hmm....I don't think I'd go with Fnar (too innocent) or Drip (too not innocent).The thing about Central's judgement , as it's based on coldly logical thinking , so it's not hard to tell where I'd go.Jack , on the other hand , is more likely to judge based on his opinion of people instead of just what they'd done for good or il.

DavidHopkins · Post by **DavidHopkins** » Sun Dec 30, 2001 10:26 am

I belive that Central is in the uncomfortable position of defending a group of rules and laws that contradict her own personal feelings on ocation.

Troubled Youth · Post by **Troubled Youth** » Sun Dec 30, 2001 11:51 am

I'm just waiting for this comic to form a new sect of christianity. "and fnar stepped forward, and said unto Jack, 'I wet myself.' And it was good."
-david 6:9