Arena

Grendelwulf · Post by **Grendelwulf** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 3:43 am

Davad slinks into the shadows, picking his teeth. He takes a step, but instead of hearing his foot crunch on ground, the ground squeaks.
"What the?"
The Fnar plushie Grendel was playing with before is lying on the ground, lightly dusted with dirt.
"Aw... that's so cute!"
He picks it up and squeaks it a couple times, then looks around to make sure no one's watching, then hugs it with all his might. He notices a cord and a ring on the back of the toy, so he pulls it unsuspectingly. The toy starts to spout off a line.
"Hey mister, I can see your ding-a-ling!"
Davad zips his fly as the C4 charge in the toy detonates. His arms fly off like bleeding rockets, while his head is totally obliterated by the blast. All that's left is the remains of a torso and a pair of legs.
"Woohoo!" Grendel yells as he runs by in his Terminator and punts Davad's remains, sending them flying out of the arena. He hears them land with a wet smacking sound, then he hears a car alarm in the distance.
"Booya!" He fires a couple rounds from his storm bolter off in the air. Then, he persues other targets...------------------
I have head explodey!

Grendelwulf · Post by **Grendelwulf** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 3:58 am

Davad slinks into the shadows, picking his teeth. He takes a step, but instead of hearing his foot crunch on ground, the ground squeaks.
"What the?"
The Fnar plushie Grendel was playing with before is lying on the ground, lightly dusted with dirt.
"Aw... that's so cute!"
He picks it up and squeaks it a couple times, then looks around to make sure no one's watching, then hugs it with all his might. He notices a cord and a ring on the back of the toy, so he pulls it unsuspectingly. The toy starts to spout off a line.
"Hey mister, I can see your ding-a-ling!"
Davad zips his fly as the C4 charge in the toy detonates. His arms fly off like bleeding rockets, while his head is totally obliterated by the blast. All that's left is the remains of a torso and a pair of legs.
"Woohoo!" Grendel yells as he runs by in his Terminator and punts Davad's remains, sending them flying out of the arena. He hears them land with a wet smacking sound, then he hears a car alarm in the distance.
"Booya!" He fires a couple rounds from his storm bolter off in the air. Then, he persues other targets...------------------
I have head explodey!

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 5:07 am

Cypress watches the going ons in the arena, we waves to Ashton's portal and Ashton steps out

"Skilled kids eh?"

Cypress takes the NS (Necromantic Stone) from the pummel of his sword and puts it in his satchel, the armor disapears. He is again in his jeans and shirt with his sheathed sword at his side; ever ready to cut through foes like hot iron through butter. Cypress opens his hand and a margarita appears, hands it to Ashton and makes a glass of water appear for himself.

"This is gonna get interesting, what do you think?"

for the moment I prefer having Cypress drink water... no he is not a pussy!

[ This Message was edited by: Cypress on 2002-03-05 14:16 ]

Thalesin · Post by **Thalesin** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 7:41 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Kurayamino:
the spear of destiny is the spear that was used to spear jesus in the side while he was on the cross. it's supposed to be able to kill the immortal, it's made appearances everywhere, yes wolfenstein and tombrader, and as i recall, neon genesis evangelion and that short lived show "roar" that tryed to capitalize on the medeival fantasy trend set by hercules an xena, in my opinion, it was a better show.meh, arent i a well of info on christian dogma?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well you are partly right. The spear of Destiny was used to spear Jesus on the cross. But it was not a christian artifact. In fact like the grail it is part of four sacred objects to the Anicient people of England and Avalon. These four objects The Grail, THe Spear, The Sword and The platter. Tended to get compleatly adopted by other relgions. The Spear true power was that it would make you armies unstopable and various warlords heald it. Ceaser, Alexander the Great, Napoleon, Hitler and others. But like LOTR ring of power each of these objects tended to have a life force of thier own and would free themselves after so much time of being held by thier current owner. As far as I know the spear actually exsists or an object they are calling the spear in a german museum. That has been where it was held sense the end of the Europeaon front of WWII.

Fergus · Post by **Fergus** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 9:35 am

Fergus sneaks up on Grendel, then smacks him upside the head with the fish. Although it makes a very satisfying wet slapping sound, it does little actual damage. Fergus spends a moment considering his choice of weapon, then runs like a frightened schoolgirl.

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 11:06 am

"Hm? Fergus, might I suggest using a swordfish, a sturgeon, a shark, or even a lawyer?"

Wow, no editing required in this one!

[ This Message was edited by: Cypress on 2002-03-05 14:17 ]

Davad · Post by **Davad** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 11:11 am

As the various fights and wars break out, a shadowy figure hangs in the back a bit, his robe flowing a bit in the wind. As Grendel appears in front of him, he looks up...then smiles, showing off a pair of rather sharp canines. Waiting for the proper moment, he padpads up silently, not even his robe rustling as he moves behind Grendel. Suddenly, too fast for even a blur to be seen, he cups one paw over the wolf's mouth, the other wrapped about his chest as his tail moves to wrap around the entire wolf, keeping him completely immobile. He then drags the wolf back into the shadows, chuckles softly, and whispers, "Fresh meat...Heheheh..." The shadowy figure opens his jaws, biting into Grendel's exposed neck, the inhuman canines quickly cutting through the skin and drawing blood into the figure's mouth...After a few moments, the cloaked figure drops the lifeless corpse of Grendel, licking the last of the wolf's blood from his muzzle. Smiling at the lifeless body, he chuckles, fading back into the shadows, with only a soft, "...Delicious..."

Ashton Webster · Post by **Ashton Webster** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 11:47 am

Welcome to the forum, thalesin!------------------
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Ashton Webster · Post by **Ashton Webster** » Sat Feb 09, 2002 3:04 am

*Ashton takes a gulp of his margarita and says*"I wonder, when this fight will end... these guys seem to like it."------------------
"Oh well, in Hell we like it well, we think it's style, we think it's swell!" -Choking Victim (In Hell)In the real world,
as in dreams.
Nothing is quite
what it seems.
-Storm--------------------
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official greeter of
the Jack forum
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Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Sat Feb 09, 2002 7:49 am

"Dunno, but that fish isnt exactly fresh anymore."

Cypress cups his hands and yells at the fish bearers. "Hey! guys! use conventional weapons, your fish is stinking up the joint! They don't stay fresh forever you know..."

Addiing a little to make it flow...

[ This Message was edited by: Cypress on 2002-03-05 14:19 ]

Fergus · Post by **Fergus** » Sat Feb 09, 2002 8:27 am

Sorry about that whole fish thing, needed to get it out of my system...
Fergus snaps his fingers and the fish disappears, leaving behind an intricatly carved metal staff.
"Okay Grendel, once more with feeling!"
Fergus snarls and rushes at grendel, who does the same. at the last second, Fergus screeches to a halt and gestures his staff at the floor. A portal appears, and Grendel halls through. When he emerges in realspace, he finds himself 20,000 feet up, and falling fast...

Fergus · Post by **Fergus** » Sat Feb 09, 2002 8:30 am

Sorry about that whole fish thing, needed to get it out of my system...
Fergus snaps his fingers and the fish disappears, leaving behind an intricatly carved metal staff.
"Okay Grendel, once more with feeling!"
Fergus snarls and rushes at grendel, who does the same. at the last second, Fergus screeches to a halt and gestures his staff at the floor. A portal appears, and Grendel halls through. When he emerges in realspace, he finds himself 20,000 feet up, and falling fast...

Fergus · Post by **Fergus** » Sat Feb 09, 2002 8:33 am

Sorry about that whole fish thing, needed to get it out of my system...
Fergus snaps his fingers and the fish disappears, leaving behind an intricatly carved metal staff.
"Okay Grendel, once more with feeling!"
Fergus snarls and rushes at grendel, who does the same. at the last second, Fergus screeches to a halt and gestures his staff at the floor. A portal appears, and Grendel halls through. When he emerges in realspace, he finds himself 20,000 feet up, and falling fast...

Grendelwulf · Post by **Grendelwulf** » Sat Feb 09, 2002 12:21 pm

Grendel wields an even bigger fish than Fergus and says (In a John Cleese voice) "Oh, so you want to dance, eh?" He catches up with Fergus and whacks him on the back with his fish, sending him flying and leaving a nice red welt in the shape of the fish, fins and all. (I am master of the run on sentence! Oh yeah! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">)------------------
I have head explodey!

Grendelwulf · Post by **Grendelwulf** » Sun Feb 10, 2002 2:13 am

Grendel realizes quickly he has but one option left. He waits for Fergus to appear in his electronically aided vision before acting. As he quickly plummets toward the the ground, he lets his storm bolter rip, sending round after round at Fergus below. One finds its mark at his neecap, blowing off the lower half of his leg. Firing his thrusters, he positions himself above the limping Fergus as he makes his final descent. He makes a few last minute changes with the terminator's fusion reactor core, and the unit begins to turn white hot. Fergus looks above him, seeing a screaming mass of flesh and steel drop down a few yards away from him, kicking up a cloud of dust from the small crater. He breathes a sigh of relief, limping off to care for his massive wound. As he turns his back on Grendel's lifeless body, the mini fusion reactor goes critical, taking a huge chunk out of the arena. Ashton and Cypress sniff the air from a distance and sip their drinks, taking note of the stench of radioactivity spreading within the now shattered arena walls.------------------
I have head explodey!

Fergus · Post by **Fergus** » Sun Feb 10, 2002 4:14 am

As the fusion reactor starts to blow, Fergus suddenly panics, opens another portal and flings himself out of this universe into a parallel dimension with a different time flow. After spending 4 months on a tropical island, seeing the local sights, licking his wounds and generally having a good time, he returns to the Arena, bedecked in a hawaiian shirt and enchanted sunglasses, 4 minutes after the explosion.

Krikkit · Post by **Krikkit** » Sun Feb 10, 2002 8:17 am

I'm sorry for dredging up an old part of this thread, but I just discovered Jack today(I love it)..so forgive me.
But I'd like to call attention to the fact that the ORIGINAL Wolfenstein was in black and white, with stick figure characters, and it ran on a Commodore 64.Thank you. Back to the blood and guts.

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Sun Feb 10, 2002 9:01 am

Looks at the dedimated Arena

"This wont do at all!"

Nods to Ashton and raises his right hand, a flash explodes from his hand and engulfs the entire arena. When the blinding flash had decipated, the arena is repaired and Grendel is rejuvenated, Fergus's scars are gone as well.

"Nice! much better."

(BTW, It's odd, but I cant seem to get my signature to show up, I wonder why?)

Because you are an idiot you dolt!

[ This Message was edited by: Cypress on 2002-03-05 14:21 ]

DJ Pirtu · Post by **DJ Pirtu** » Sun Feb 10, 2002 10:44 am

*DJ and B-15 walk behind Cypress and Ashton. B-15 kneels down and DJ climbs on his shoulders. "Jou Cypress, want to come up? It's a good sight up here." After a while B-15 sayes impatienty: "Wzeucoz?" but DJ replys quickly: "Not yet. This might be intresting."*

Ashton Webster · Post by **Ashton Webster** » Sun Feb 10, 2002 11:10 am

Cypress, we are now the Arena Masters. Put it in your signature like me.------------------
"Oh well, in Hell we like it well, we think it's style, we think it's swell!" -Choking Victim (In Hell)In the real world,
as in dreams.
Nothing is quite
what it seems.
-Storm--------------------
Ashton Webster, the
official greeter of
the Jack forumArena Master
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