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From the looks of his meat pole... he seems to like it, go figure! I would be uh... suicidal if a man shoved something up me bum, especialy a ball of all the damndest things!
Still less disgusting then the previous pic... I still cant eat right.
Still less disgusting then the previous pic... I still cant eat right.
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Well, might as well make captions! 
New handy way to inflate balloons.
Human equivalent of the Easter Bunny.
Would bounce if he fell on the floor.
Soon to be a member of the Depends Family...
He isn't quite as lucky as the horse was.
He is in touch with his feminine side.
Arnold's stunt double from the movie "Junior".
"I see the head!"
A drastic case of constipation.
World's biggest enema.
And finally...
RETARD!
New handy way to inflate balloons.
Human equivalent of the Easter Bunny.
Would bounce if he fell on the floor.
Soon to be a member of the Depends Family...
He isn't quite as lucky as the horse was.
He is in touch with his feminine side.
Arnold's stunt double from the movie "Junior".
"I see the head!"
A drastic case of constipation.
World's biggest enema.
And finally...
RETARD!
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One of the lesser basilisks that had stayed behind.
Dude, don't make eye contact with the thing or you will be turned to stone. And as for this war? It isn't really a war but more a battle for survival, Cypress and Brian went to the training area to spar and digest their meal, but Foddercat showed up and made things interesting. Foddercat was still a dude at the time and decided the fight was a little less than exiting so he summoned a few wolves, gargoyles and even a Cildabrin to keep us busy. A few more people showed up and began to fight along side with us, we where finishing off the last few beasties and was about to leave for dessert but the shadow cloak (David
) showed up and let loose a torrent of black ants. We painstakingly fought the ants and managed to get the upper hand thanks to Foddercat and his choke creepers, but someone got to close to the shadow cloak and it began to unleashed red ants, bigger, tougher and who's bite was poisonous. We fight these things again and a few more fighters arrived, our quality in numbers is enough to get the insects under control. After a while Ashton shows up with a happy batch of aliens or maybe he showed up a little before the red ants... I forget! Anyway, now the ants and the alien are making short work of us, I see this as an opportunity to dispatch the cloak, but have my weapon removed thanks to a giant slug (Forgot about those!) so I ran off but was venomated by an ant emediatly sending me into a coma. I was rescued and the battle raged on, they managed again to reduce the number of ants, aliens and slugs leaving the main area free of foes. I eventually awoke and felt the cooks where coming, so I made a barrier out of the dead slugs, which the cooks began to eat. Now this gave us time to prepare and rest up a bit from the onslaughts, I gave everyone new weapons, armor and talismans to keep them protected. Geardog showed up in a tank and blasted the meat wall, Foddercat seeing how all this was getting really weird (even for him... or was he a women then?) so he had come to the false conclusion it was a dream. He killed off many aliens since he had lost the fear of death, moved over to the tank taking Geardog out of it and pilling into the cooks. He was flung out and sent back to Telnadra where he promptly returned, unconscious of course since rift travel is really taxing on Telnadrians. Foddercat's folly inadvertently created a tougher barrier for the cooks to get through so it again gave us more time to prepare for imminent death.
Whew! You getting this Coraxar?
Anyway to make a long story short... Geardog took the old exo-suit Brian had and remodeled it, I was allowed to "tap" into Maaz's energy (That was rather kind of the dragon lady!) Geardog returned with a gundam and the cooks attacked. Cooks are tough, they killed off all the ants and aliens, we fought again thinning their numbers with emense difficulty. Something happened to the cloak and made it create an egg of pure evil intention, Fodderkitten (For sure a woman at this point thanks to Maaz) selflessly went and retrieved the egg... although Cypress never wanted it in the first place!
To Brian's pleasure, the armor was disintegrating leaving poor Fodderkitten in her birthday fur... Ashton using chaotic energy made her some evil armor which she ended up wearing anyways. The cooks came again so Ashton did something drastic, he took some cook meat and made a bomb out of it, detonating and killing many cooks in the process but injuring himself as well. Cypress brought him back since the armor absorbed most of the initial explosion so he was quickly brought back to life. We fought some more, kill kill yadda yadda the egg hatched, we killed the larva and we fought some more until Fodderkitten P'Oed Cypress to much and he got even. He blasted her armor off and removed all objects to hide her... never mind. She collected all her gear and headed for the armory, which Cypress promptly shut the door in her face causing her to drop her gear. Maaz intervened and removed the enchantment that held the door closed, she went in and changed, she was attacked, killed and sent back to Telnadra when a mature larva possessed her body. She (Fake Fodder) created many draks with the crossbow, they attacked us en-mass, I erected a field to keep us from dying and Cypress and Maaz argued. They where tramped in the field as the draks sent black energy bombs to kill us, only the field could be kept up for a few days thanks to Maaz... all attempts to kill the draks or fake fodder where futile since magic could go no farther than a few feet past the field... they where pinned down! Cypress found out the nature of the fields and magic drak attacks, he came up with an ingenious form of attack that would put no one in harm. Tendrils ripped underneath the marble floor, immune to the magic negating effects of the draks, sped up to where Fake Fodder was and slowly poked through her personal shield, only slow moving physical matter could go through it. Once through the field they mangled Fake Foddercat to shreds, ending the flow of additional draks. Cypress let the things roam as they pleased and concentrated his next attack through the marble blocks of the arena, dislodging them and making them collide into the clueless Draks. Rina, Ashton's GF popped in the training area, she lured him over to the cooks for she was possessed, not listening to Fodderkitten Ash was close to being killed if it where not for the others intervention... ultimately ending up with Rina in hell. Ashton became depressed, commanded Fodderkitten to summon her ki-rin, unleashing the bow's guardian and Maaz striped Cypress of his powers... even his natural ones. Everyone except Cypress was killed by the guardian, he yielded, spoke with Fodderkitten, ended fighting resulting in Fodderkitten to leave in a huff to get battle ready. Maaz was pissed at Cypress for being such an ass and threatened to have him enslaved if he tried it again. Cypress was angry at first but realized the error of his ways, apologizing to Fodderkitten for being such an arse and began reviving the others... oh yeah! he got a cool doomsday device from Geardog! Everyone rezed, Ashton tried to commit suicide... didn't work, cooks came, Buster gave us a few movies, some guests showed up, Fodderkitten went apeshit on the new panther dude... some stoner named Coraxar popped and played retro music and we fought! Fodderkitten summoned Ki-rin and not the smelly guardian, everyone had a happy conversation with the new horsie, Brian was saved by Cypress, Coraxar was saved by Fodderkitten and we fought... some ass hole with a huge asshole showed up and we made fun of him... we fought til now.
Welp, that is about it for memory lane... got that Coraxar? By the way, I'm pulling this from memory so some facts might be wrong.
Dude, don't make eye contact with the thing or you will be turned to stone. And as for this war? It isn't really a war but more a battle for survival, Cypress and Brian went to the training area to spar and digest their meal, but Foddercat showed up and made things interesting. Foddercat was still a dude at the time and decided the fight was a little less than exiting so he summoned a few wolves, gargoyles and even a Cildabrin to keep us busy. A few more people showed up and began to fight along side with us, we where finishing off the last few beasties and was about to leave for dessert but the shadow cloak (David
) showed up and let loose a torrent of black ants. We painstakingly fought the ants and managed to get the upper hand thanks to Foddercat and his choke creepers, but someone got to close to the shadow cloak and it began to unleashed red ants, bigger, tougher and who's bite was poisonous. We fight these things again and a few more fighters arrived, our quality in numbers is enough to get the insects under control. After a while Ashton shows up with a happy batch of aliens or maybe he showed up a little before the red ants... I forget! Anyway, now the ants and the alien are making short work of us, I see this as an opportunity to dispatch the cloak, but have my weapon removed thanks to a giant slug (Forgot about those!) so I ran off but was venomated by an ant emediatly sending me into a coma. I was rescued and the battle raged on, they managed again to reduce the number of ants, aliens and slugs leaving the main area free of foes. I eventually awoke and felt the cooks where coming, so I made a barrier out of the dead slugs, which the cooks began to eat. Now this gave us time to prepare and rest up a bit from the onslaughts, I gave everyone new weapons, armor and talismans to keep them protected. Geardog showed up in a tank and blasted the meat wall, Foddercat seeing how all this was getting really weird (even for him... or was he a women then?) so he had come to the false conclusion it was a dream. He killed off many aliens since he had lost the fear of death, moved over to the tank taking Geardog out of it and pilling into the cooks. He was flung out and sent back to Telnadra where he promptly returned, unconscious of course since rift travel is really taxing on Telnadrians. Foddercat's folly inadvertently created a tougher barrier for the cooks to get through so it again gave us more time to prepare for imminent death.Whew! You getting this Coraxar?
Anyway to make a long story short... Geardog took the old exo-suit Brian had and remodeled it, I was allowed to "tap" into Maaz's energy (That was rather kind of the dragon lady!) Geardog returned with a gundam and the cooks attacked. Cooks are tough, they killed off all the ants and aliens, we fought again thinning their numbers with emense difficulty. Something happened to the cloak and made it create an egg of pure evil intention, Fodderkitten (For sure a woman at this point thanks to Maaz) selflessly went and retrieved the egg... although Cypress never wanted it in the first place!
To Brian's pleasure, the armor was disintegrating leaving poor Fodderkitten in her birthday fur... Ashton using chaotic energy made her some evil armor which she ended up wearing anyways. The cooks came again so Ashton did something drastic, he took some cook meat and made a bomb out of it, detonating and killing many cooks in the process but injuring himself as well. Cypress brought him back since the armor absorbed most of the initial explosion so he was quickly brought back to life. We fought some more, kill kill yadda yadda the egg hatched, we killed the larva and we fought some more until Fodderkitten P'Oed Cypress to much and he got even. He blasted her armor off and removed all objects to hide her... never mind. She collected all her gear and headed for the armory, which Cypress promptly shut the door in her face causing her to drop her gear. Maaz intervened and removed the enchantment that held the door closed, she went in and changed, she was attacked, killed and sent back to Telnadra when a mature larva possessed her body. She (Fake Fodder) created many draks with the crossbow, they attacked us en-mass, I erected a field to keep us from dying and Cypress and Maaz argued. They where tramped in the field as the draks sent black energy bombs to kill us, only the field could be kept up for a few days thanks to Maaz... all attempts to kill the draks or fake fodder where futile since magic could go no farther than a few feet past the field... they where pinned down! Cypress found out the nature of the fields and magic drak attacks, he came up with an ingenious form of attack that would put no one in harm. Tendrils ripped underneath the marble floor, immune to the magic negating effects of the draks, sped up to where Fake Fodder was and slowly poked through her personal shield, only slow moving physical matter could go through it. Once through the field they mangled Fake Foddercat to shreds, ending the flow of additional draks. Cypress let the things roam as they pleased and concentrated his next attack through the marble blocks of the arena, dislodging them and making them collide into the clueless Draks. Rina, Ashton's GF popped in the training area, she lured him over to the cooks for she was possessed, not listening to Fodderkitten Ash was close to being killed if it where not for the others intervention... ultimately ending up with Rina in hell. Ashton became depressed, commanded Fodderkitten to summon her ki-rin, unleashing the bow's guardian and Maaz striped Cypress of his powers... even his natural ones. Everyone except Cypress was killed by the guardian, he yielded, spoke with Fodderkitten, ended fighting resulting in Fodderkitten to leave in a huff to get battle ready. Maaz was pissed at Cypress for being such an ass and threatened to have him enslaved if he tried it again. Cypress was angry at first but realized the error of his ways, apologizing to Fodderkitten for being such an arse and began reviving the others... oh yeah! he got a cool doomsday device from Geardog! Everyone rezed, Ashton tried to commit suicide... didn't work, cooks came, Buster gave us a few movies, some guests showed up, Fodderkitten went apeshit on the new panther dude... some stoner named Coraxar popped and played retro music and we fought! Fodderkitten summoned Ki-rin and not the smelly guardian, everyone had a happy conversation with the new horsie, Brian was saved by Cypress, Coraxar was saved by Fodderkitten and we fought... some ass hole with a huge asshole showed up and we made fun of him... we fought til now.Welp, that is about it for memory lane... got that Coraxar? By the way, I'm pulling this from memory so some facts might be wrong.
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No problem, that's what I'm here for! BTW, Fodderkitten summoned the slugs (Think transports) a little after the choke creepers. Oh yeah! Maaz let me get my own powers after the pissed guardian episode and let me tap into her own energy when I was healing the Panther (Striker) dude.
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