Nonsense Contest!!!

Postby S.W.Winchester on Thu Jul 19, 2001 3:55 am

Hooray, I'm dead.
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Postby Squinky001 on Sat Jul 21, 2001 2:27 am

"There's no water in hell."
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Postby Illusions abound on Sat Jul 21, 2001 7:24 am

You're getting porn in my video game!
You're getting video game in my porn!<P>whee!
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Postby Jagged tooth grin on Sat Jul 21, 2001 9:58 am

monkey monkey monkey.......
ummm
monkey
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Postby S.W.Winchester on Sun Jul 22, 2001 6:53 am

Now, since we seem to have hit an impasse in the conversation, let's discuss mental disorders found only in lab rats.
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Postby Illusions abound on Sun Jul 22, 2001 11:05 am

SWW has more posts than me
WHO has more posts than me?
SWW has more posts than me
WHO has more posts than me?<P>SWW!!
(me, working up my post total... heheh)
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Postby S.W.Winchester on Mon Jul 23, 2001 7:53 am

(OOG - Can I help it if I'm trying to keep this board alive, active, and THINKING?)<P>IG - Hmm. Now, how to conceal a Tonfa without looking like a beat cop?
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Postby S.W.Winchester on Wed Jul 25, 2001 8:43 am

(OOG - Ya know, if you want to up your post count, POST.)<P>IG - So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?<P>A cop. To a friend of mine. Who was going 70 in a 65.
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Postby Jagged tooth grin on Sat Jul 28, 2001 11:27 am

[ oog : if that wasnt so damn funny i would suggest you get docked 10 points for a double post but it was, so i wont]<P>"is that what i think it is?"
"well that depends, if you think it is a giant purple walrus, then no. if however you think it is a large lump of metal that sort of resembles your car, then maybe"
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Postby Doodler on Mon Jul 30, 2001 6:33 am

"Hermaphrodite robot porn!"<P>-AMiB, in the backseat of Coota's Jeep at BC
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Postby Doodler on Wed Aug 01, 2001 6:55 am

AMiB: Ack, I've got sugar on my lap.
Me: Sugar? Is that what you call it?
AMiB: Mmmmmmm...sugar.<P>-at the deli on Monday at BC
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Postby S.W.Winchester on Wed Aug 01, 2001 7:56 am

K-Rock Radio : Preffered by 4 out of 5 recovering drug addicts to any other radio station in the nation!<P>- Just heard while listening to 92.3 WXRK in New York City. Just so you all know, this is the radio station that actually is the home of Howard Stern - proven by the fact that Stuttering John does thier afternoon show and Crazy Cabbie does the evening show. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
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Postby S.W.Winchester on Wed Aug 01, 2001 10:28 am

Yes, well, the handcuffs are in the backseat allready. <P>-Me, to no less than 3 people, during a drive at Boardiecon.<P>
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Postby Jagged tooth grin on Fri Aug 03, 2001 3:31 am

[oog i will need to give a little backgroud to this quote, recently in sydney school a kid shot himself with a shotgun in a toilet cubicle, the following quote comes from the head of investigations after they found in hiss possesion "several extram rounds some knives bottles of highly flammable chemicals and a list of students and teachers names')
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" there is no reason to suspect he intended to harm any other members of the school"
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Postby S.W.Winchester on Fri Aug 03, 2001 9:01 am

He's the only person I can think of whom would attempt to set up a home LAN without even stopping to think first. <P>-Me, regarding a friend whom just decided to go ahead and set up a home LAN without stopping to bother planning it, knowing full well that I told him not even a day ago that these things REQUIRE planning and forethought. Oddly enough, tonight I'm going to go and help him PLAN it. *sighs*
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Postby Doodler on Sat Aug 04, 2001 8:29 am

If Joe can't move his cheese, I'll just have to move it for him.
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Postby S.W.Winchester on Mon Aug 06, 2001 9:27 am

Why yes, that is a padlock on my keyring. How insightful of you!<P>-me to someone about my keyring.
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Postby S.W.Winchester on Wed Aug 08, 2001 3:57 am

(OOG - more than 24 hours has passed! Legal post!)<P>If you're happy and you know it clank your chains ...
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Postby Jagged tooth grin on Mon Aug 13, 2001 4:42 am

neep<P>thats right
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Postby Doodler on Mon Aug 13, 2001 7:48 am

"I wasn't even supposed to *be* here!"<P>-I can't even remember the guy's name, but I can relate to him, from "Clerks"
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