Nonsense Contest!!!

Postby Doodler on Fri Apr 27, 2001 2:43 am

Okay, I'm bored, so I'm going to start a nonsense contest right here! Now, just in case anyone from CRfH!!! gets all huffy that I'm having one here, feel free to join in! All credit goes to Roger, as always. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"> <P>So, general guidelines, as stated in the CRfH!!! forum:<P>*Your Post must make no sense with regards to the previous Post.
*No vulgarities or pornographic references and no flaming of other boardies.
*All Posts should aim to keep their post eight lines or less to improve loading time.
*No signatures please, help improve the loading time by leaving them out.
*No multiple posting of the same post and delete accidental multi-posts.
*Remember, if you address other contestants directly, without using an OOG prefix, it's minus ten points!<P>Let the games begin!
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Postby Doodler on Fri Apr 27, 2001 2:44 am

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Postby S.W.Winchester on Mon Apr 30, 2001 5:19 am

Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.<P>(No, I don't know who said it, but it's in my quotes file ....)
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Postby S.W.Winchester on Tue May 01, 2001 9:26 am

I'll have the cleavage ... err ... the special. <P>Barf, Spaceballs. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>(OOG - It would seem to be Illusion's turn, since the established pattern appears to be Doodler, SWW, Illusion, repeat.)<p>[This message has been edited by S.W.Winchester (edited 05-02-2001).]
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Postby Illusions abound on Tue May 01, 2001 11:56 am

That did about the equivalent of feeding cheese to a hippopotamus...<P>-me(of course)
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Postby Doodler on Tue May 01, 2001 11:57 am

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Postby Illusions abound on Thu May 03, 2001 5:06 am

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Postby Doodler on Thu May 03, 2001 9:47 am

Myaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!<P>-Ryo-oh-ki, Tenchi Muyo!
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Postby S.W.Winchester on Fri May 04, 2001 2:00 am

Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.<P>-Annon.
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Postby S.W.Winchester on Fri May 04, 2001 4:42 am

Why, my ancestors would rise from thier graves ... *flatly* and I'd only have to bury them agian. <P>-Groucho Marx, "Duck Soup"<P>--S.W. Winchester
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Postby Illusions abound on Fri May 04, 2001 9:43 am

"SCARY!!!"<P>-Vash, from Trigun
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Postby Doodler on Fri May 04, 2001 11:18 am

GO GO GO JOSEPH, you know what they say! Hang on now Joseph, you'll make it someday! Sha-la-la Joseph, you're doing fine, you and your dreamcoat ahead of your time!!!
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Postby S.W.Winchester on Sat May 05, 2001 3:39 am

OOG - Errrrm ... you do realize that using the "at band camp" is basically the game ending statement for a nonsense contest, because almost ANYTHING that is said after that makes sense, provided you belive that was said "at band camp", doubly so if it could be a double entendre (which we have as the follow up here). I dunno if you guys want to do point deductions or not for it. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
-BACK IN GAME-<P>Nice computers don't go down...<P>-me, while working to fix my computer. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
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Postby Doodler on Sat May 05, 2001 6:29 am

-OOG: You're right, anything would make sense. No point deductions this time, but from now on, maybe it should be added to the rules that open-ended statements are not allowed. Any objections?-
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Postby S.W.Winchester on Sat May 05, 2001 8:21 am

OOG - No argument, unless it's an open ended statement that ends ITSELF, ie : "Nice computers don't go down ..." or "But I didn't know the carrot was loaded ...", since they obviously END with a bit of silence. Statements that DON'T end themselves are dangerous, since some of them will be band camps. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
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Postby Illusions abound on Sat May 05, 2001 10:34 am

"And one time, at band camp..."<P>-whoever the bloody sod it was that Alyson Hannigan played in "American Pie"
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Postby Doodler on Sat May 05, 2001 11:23 am

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Postby Illusions abound on Mon May 07, 2001 2:55 am

OOG- did no one see the end quotation marks on my post? Dammit, that's as much of an ending as I'll ever bloody see. ::tongue stick out-age, then wink::<P>back in game-<P>"I've told you once, I'M NOT MISTER THOU!"
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Postby Doodler on Mon May 07, 2001 4:30 am

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Postby S.W.Winchester on Mon May 07, 2001 9:28 am

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