I would like to share something with you.

Postby Darnn on Sat Mar 16, 2002 12:02 pm

It is not bodily fluids.


It is the fact that I have three assignments to hand in for tomorrow, and a 250 word essay I'd promised to write for a girl for money (about which I now feel guilty, so I'll still write it, but won't take money), and I have written exactly one line out of all of it.
I've been procrastinating all day, reading Slaughterhouse Five, playing on the computer, trying to get the damned forum to work.
In fact, I'm procrastinating right now, by writing this message.
Isn't life beautiful?
Darnn
Regular Poster
 
Posts: 480
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Haifa, Israel

Postby Yahtzee on Sat Mar 16, 2002 12:17 pm

[old joke]

I tried to give up procrastinating ... but I never really got round to it ...

[/old joke]
Yahtzee
Regular Poster
 
Posts: 411
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Rugby, Warwickshire, England

Postby DaveGilbert on Sat Mar 16, 2002 1:12 pm

Procrastination is an art form I have mastered.

Though I'm confused as to why you feel no guilt actually WRITING the essay for someone else.
DaveGilbert
Newbie
 
Posts: 7
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: New York, NY

Postby RhubarbCelestial on Sat Mar 16, 2002 5:21 pm

I am the procrastination master. I usually don't even get around to doing stuff I actually *want* to do. And my packing/sorting for my trip to England... I need to have it done in four days, haven't started. My room is so full of crap.
RhubarbCelestial
Regular Poster
 
Posts: 85
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm

Postby UnitedmothersINC on Sat Mar 16, 2002 6:58 pm

my english teacher at high school gives us assignments that takes people monthes to finsh...and she gives us like a day or two...or so it seems because we get the assignment for like a week and then everyone in the class waits until either the last day or two days and then does it....so we all complain her assignments are to big...
UnitedmothersINC
Regular Poster
 
Posts: 36
Joined: Wed Feb 27, 2002 4:00 pm

Postby Darnn on Sun Mar 17, 2002 5:22 am

I <i>do</i> feel guilty, but imagine how guilty I'd feel if I took money.
Darnn
Regular Poster
 
Posts: 480
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Haifa, Israel

Postby Comic Book Guy on Sun Mar 17, 2002 6:27 am

take the money andcopy the television get her in trouble :razz:
i'm evil but juts imagine the look on that girls face MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA
Comic Book Guy
Regular Poster
 
Posts: 52
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm

Postby DRL on Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:02 pm

That laugh was painfully unoriginal. Gee, I'm bitter today.

EDIT: BTW, I never say "gee" in real life.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: DRL on 2002-03-18 18:02 ]</font>
DRL
Regular Poster
 
Posts: 43
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm

Postby RhubarbCelestial on Tue Mar 19, 2002 2:39 am

I'm bitter too. Let's huddle in a dark corner and grumble at people.
RhubarbCelestial
Regular Poster
 
Posts: 85
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm

Postby DRL on Tue Mar 19, 2002 10:08 am

I suppose I could turn off one of the ceiling lights in the corner....
DRL
Regular Poster
 
Posts: 43
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm

Postby UnitedmothersINC on Tue Mar 19, 2002 10:05 pm

so....did u finish the paper??

dont leave us with suspense like the comic strip!!!
UnitedmothersINC
Regular Poster
 
Posts: 36
Joined: Wed Feb 27, 2002 4:00 pm

Postby Slade on Wed Mar 20, 2002 7:09 am

I get a project that we have months to do, and I wait until the night before it is due to even start it, still get it done, and get a decent grade.
Slade
Newbie
 
Posts: 7
Joined: Sun Mar 17, 2002 4:00 pm
Location: NY, USA

Postby Darnn on Wed Mar 20, 2002 8:25 am

Oh, sure, I finished everything.
Half of it I finished the day after, but I still handed everything I needed in.
Darnn
Regular Poster
 
Posts: 480
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Haifa, Israel

Postby UnitedmothersINC on Wed Mar 20, 2002 11:54 pm

real question i meant to ask....

did u take the money?
UnitedmothersINC
Regular Poster
 
Posts: 36
Joined: Wed Feb 27, 2002 4:00 pm

Postby Darnn on Thu Mar 21, 2002 12:09 am

No...
The girl didn't seem to pleased with this at first, but you'd be surprised just how easily she forgot about it.
Darnn
Regular Poster
 
Posts: 480
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Haifa, Israel


 

Return to Yahtzee Takes On The World



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest