I would like to share something with you.

Darnn · Post by **Darnn** » Sat Mar 16, 2002 12:02 pm

It is not bodily fluids.

It is the fact that I have three assignments to hand in for tomorrow, and a 250 word essay I'd promised to write for a girl for money (about which I now feel guilty, so I'll still write it, but won't take money), and I have written exactly one line out of all of it.
I've been procrastinating all day, reading Slaughterhouse Five, playing on the computer, trying to get the damned forum to work.
In fact, I'm procrastinating right now, by writing this message.
Isn't life beautiful?

Yahtzee · Post by **Yahtzee** » Sat Mar 16, 2002 12:17 pm

[old joke]

I tried to give up procrastinating ... but I never really got round to it ...

[/old joke]

DaveGilbert · Post by **DaveGilbert** » Sat Mar 16, 2002 1:12 pm

Procrastination is an art form I have mastered.

Though I'm confused as to why you feel no guilt actually WRITING the essay for someone else.

RhubarbCelestial · Post by **RhubarbCelestial** » Sat Mar 16, 2002 5:21 pm

I am the procrastination master. I usually don't even get around to doing stuff I actually *want* to do. And my packing/sorting for my trip to England... I need to have it done in four days, haven't started. My room is so full of crap.

UnitedmothersINC · Post by **UnitedmothersINC** » Sat Mar 16, 2002 6:58 pm

my english teacher at high school gives us assignments that takes people monthes to finsh...and she gives us like a day or two...or so it seems because we get the assignment for like a week and then everyone in the class waits until either the last day or two days and then does it....so we all complain her assignments are to big...

Darnn · Post by **Darnn** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 5:22 am

I <i>do</i> feel guilty, but imagine how guilty I'd feel if I took money.

Comic Book Guy · Post by **Comic Book Guy** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 6:27 am

take the money andcopy the television get her in trouble

i'm evil but juts imagine the look on that girls face MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA

DRL · Post by **DRL** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:02 pm

That laugh was painfully unoriginal. Gee, I'm bitter today.

EDIT: BTW, I never say "gee" in real life.

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RhubarbCelestial · Post by **RhubarbCelestial** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 2:39 am

I'm bitter too. Let's huddle in a dark corner and grumble at people.

DRL · Post by **DRL** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 10:08 am

I suppose I could turn off one of the ceiling lights in the corner....

UnitedmothersINC · Post by **UnitedmothersINC** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 10:05 pm

so....did u finish the paper??

dont leave us with suspense like the comic strip!!!

Slade · Post by **Slade** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 7:09 am

I get a project that we have months to do, and I wait until the night before it is due to even start it, still get it done, and get a decent grade.

Darnn · Post by **Darnn** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 8:25 am

Oh, sure, I finished everything.
Half of it I finished the day after, but I still handed everything I needed in.

UnitedmothersINC · Post by **UnitedmothersINC** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 11:54 pm

real question i meant to ask....

did u take the money?

Darnn · Post by **Darnn** » Thu Mar 21, 2002 12:09 am

No...
The girl didn't seem to pleased with this at first, but you'd be surprised just how easily she forgot about it.