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So, while the view of others as little more than playthings if they lack the will to dominate is out of character for Pierce, the capacity to manipulate them gently certainly runs in the family.

Funny how you can be honest with someone, love and respect them, and yet still tug their strings when you deem it neccessary.


Cinni
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Unless it's just me.

Yes, quite right Cinni. *Puts on a velvet collar with a tag inscribed "-PET- Be my Master?" and matching leash* Any takers? Hmm? I live to please.

Micro_fur - Looking for a new home

Sorry, our harem is rather full at the moment.

*leads his own kit fox pet off to the playroom for unspeakable things*

- Jaryaln, I'm no less perverted...just more private. Usually.

cassol203 wrote: Exposition Theater would be awesome. You'd just have bunch of guys in tweed smoking novelty pipes and talking about their lives as they sat around a fire. For an <i>hour</i>. And there's a leaky faucet, and a Newton's Cradle, and a metronome, and an egg timer, and other clicky stuff. Just because.

Do you even know what 'exposition' means?

Right. You see, they'd be talking about all of this epic stuff going on, but the point is you wouldn't see <i>any</i> of it, and huge battles would be dismissed in a few words. The faux upper class and repetitive noises stuff would just be window dressing, giving something that demonstrably happens besides speech. It could be consistently from the perspective of a window, looking into the room, with nothing but the sun's shadows to give the time, and random weather to break the monotony. The main question of course, beyond my eclectic and irrational addenda, would be whether the faux upperclassmen would do psychological analysis on an off-screen individual, or describe the rises and falls of great governments, or something else. Do both! It's <i>War and Peace</i>, the narrated extended Cliff Notes edition! See, you'd need <i>something</i> besides that to keep the audience from committing suicide. Perhaps something more restrained, like a subliminal game of Pong in one of the windowpanes. No, wait. There's a <i>bird's nest</i> outside, and they're always just barely in focus. I'll concede the clicky stuff, but seriously. Faux. Upper. Class.

Ideally, it would feature something far more accessible than <i>War and Peace</i>, perhaps the <i>Lord of the Rings</i> trilogy. And then the audience has to figure out what all of the offhand references and overly in-depth analyses refer to.

On one level it's a commentary on literary analysis, on another, it's a nature documentary! And that concludes my essay on why I'll never be allowed to produce a TV show, ever.

Hmm... eclectic, <i>and</i> irrational... that describes me way too well.

allan_ecker wrote:I daresay my ass has just been handed to me...

... I didn't mean to hand you your ass. It's just that you used some words I didn't understand so I went looking for them and what I found didn't match up with what you were describing. Comparing between direct (translated) quotations by Nietzsche defining those same terms and your use of them left me with a discrepancy between what you were trying to convey and the manner in which you were conveying your message. Rather than assuming you were mistaken, I chose to engage your statement as being an earnest argument.

I'm glad this was just a misunderstanding, so I'll be taking that back. *the ringwolf takes Allan's ass* Thank you very much.

Now Allan just got his ass owned. @_@

Andrick wrote: *the ringwolf takes Allan's ass* Thank you very much.

You know Andrick, it's usually polite to at least ask before doing something like that. Lube is also considered polite.

Nyamaza wrote:

Andrick wrote: *the ringwolf takes Allan's ass* Thank you very much.

You know Andrick, it's usually polite to at least ask before doing something like that. Lube is also considered polite.

And be sure to wash your hands afterward!

You people are horrible.

Considering my comics, I have only myself to blame, however.

Mine was innocent enough.. @_@

That DMFA comic suddenly reminded me of the scene in Kill Bill 2 where Pai Mai pwns the Bride's arm.

Nyamaza wrote:You know Andrick, it's usually polite to at least ask before doing something like that. Lube is also considered polite.

As Allan pointed out, I already had his ass. But you lost me at "lube." I know people that swear by riding bareback, but lube? O.o Why would I want lube when I mount Allan's ass? All I'm planning on doing is riding it around for a bit before I put it out to pasture.

*innuendo overload*

Gah.. Excuse me while I go soak my head for a good 10 or 15 minutes.

Andrick wrote:As Allan pointed out, I already had his ass. But you lost me at "lube." I know people that swear by riding bareback, but lube? O.o Why would I want lube when I mount Allan's ass? All I'm planning on doing is riding it around for a bit before I put it out to pasture.

Dalton wrote:You! Hand over that ass immediately or face death by tailbone!

Dalton? You're not supposed to be here! I haven't even written you into the Paranormals story yet!

Dalton wrote:Do you really think I take orders from you, you flat-faced fool? The Dalton Domination Department WILL control the world, and that includes this insignificant internet forum! I daresay I'll have fun with the local denizens, m'yes!

Umm, since you're here, why don't you comment on the comic. What do you think of it?

Dalton wrote:What do I think? This 'Allan' fellow has clearly stolen my idea!

We've been over this before, Dalton. You don't own copyright on dungeon-themed, evil-overlord-type sex.

Dalton wrote:No, not yet. But soon I shall. Mahahahahahahahaha! *WHAM!*

*Hides frying pan* Sorry about that, folks. I really need to keep better track of my characters. Carry on!