Gather 'round children, and ye shall know the story of the Thor-chucks.
See, there's this company that makes sex toys, <a href="http://ww.zetacreations.com">Zeta Creations</a>. They make toys based on animal, or in some cases, anthro anatomy. (They're really quite nice...) They have a replica of a horse cock known as...you guessed it...the Thor. Well, you get two of those, and a length of chain, and you can make your own Thor-chucks. Why Thor-Chucks?
Because there's probably no worse way to die than being beat to death with silicone horse cocks. Can you imagine it? You get to heaven (or wherever) and St. Peter (or whoever) comes up askes how you died. You mumble something, but he can't hear, so you repeat it. He still can't hear, and askes you to speak up. Frustrated and embarassed, you finally let the cat out of the bag and shout "I was beat to death with rubber horse cocks, all right?!"
The idea of Thor-chucks, and of beating someone to death with them is actually someone else's. I don't remember whose...coulda been Terry Mouse, Xander, or IceFox. Or any number of people whom you wouldn't know, most likely. Nyamaza knows, so I'll poke him to post here later with who gave me the idea.
But, I ran with the idea, and make jokes about Thor-chucks at any opportunity. Somewhere out there, I am recorded as being the one and only keeper of the Sacred Thor-chucks. So...there you have it.
- Jarylan..........horse cock! Say it. It's funny. Horse cock.
Edit: I talked with Shakal (Nyamaza). Turns out it was his idea, but he only got it after talking to me. So...joint discovery. Odd that. I didn't figure I'd had so much to do with it.
