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Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 7:01 am

Bravo, Hat Kun!

Very nicely formatted.

As for shirtless Volair...

(Volair is less of a gestalt and more of a homunculus, but at this point we're really splitting philosophical hairs.)

I think I may yet draw a shirtless Volair some time in the not -too- distant future...

Alfador · Post by **Alfador** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 10:21 am

Nyamaza wrote:*grins* I think the 27 minute test is pretty good. And personally, I LIKE shirtless avatars.

*glances hastilly at Saundra* MALE! shirtless MALE avatars!

I think the statement is good as it stands, without qualification.

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 12:51 pm

Sure, if you LIKE getting bludgeoned by irate pandas.

Maximuscoolman · Post by **Maximuscoolman** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:39 pm

As long as you're male, I don't see why Saundra would take offense to you saying you think she'd look good topless. Unless she thought you thought expressing it would make her act differently.
After all, she's spent years living with Volair who has often made it clear that he wants sex with her.
One occasion: http://umlauthouse.keenspace.com/d/20030523.html

The_Fox · Post by **The_Fox** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 7:04 pm

As with most women, I think it depends on the relationship you have, and how exactly you go about saying it. If you know them well, and say it tactfully, you'll get a blush. If you know them well, and say it humoursly, you'll get a playfull punch in the arm. If you don't know them, you'd better go tactful. But it might backfire since most humans dislike other unknown humans oggling them.

- Jarylan "You do have a wonderfully beautiful body, Miss Bifrost. It is as a work of art." Vulpine

DetailBear · Post by **DetailBear** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 9:58 pm

Hat-Kun wrote:Completed, tested, fully working.

I love your copyright notice/enforcement notice.

RandomScribe · Post by **RandomScribe** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 10:07 pm

Well! Now that I can see the images in question... (Thanks a ton, Hat-Kun!

)

Yeah, the seven-minute comic is stretching it, at least for the purposes of Umlaut House. The 27-minute one looks fine, although I must add that the 27-minute single image is very nice indeed. ^^

Allan wrote:Sure, if you LIKE getting bludgeoned by irate pandas.

Eh, I'm sure we could find someone who's into that.

--RS, who, far from becoming annoyed at being ogled, would probably be flattered by the attention

Nyamaza · Post by **Nyamaza** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 10:25 pm

two words...

Panda. Attack.

Hat-Kun · Post by **Hat-Kun** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 11:57 pm

DetailBear wrote:
Hat-Kun wrote:Completed, tested, fully working.
I love your copyright notice/enforcement notice.

Thnka ya. I was hoping to get that noticed. ^,^

RandomScribe wrote:Well! Now that I can see the images in question... (Thanks a ton, Hat-Kun! )

Hey, I just like helping people. Which has got to be the reason I've been so active in the Ask the Gay Guys thread on Gaia.

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 12:32 am

Yeah, making comments on the desire to see Saundra naked, especially in an offhand manner, is liable to earn you a particle beam to the face.

However, complimenting her physically in a polite manner will never get you a more negative reaction than a raised eyebrow, and considering she's (presumably) in a long-term relationship, nothing more positive than a smile.

(If you'd caught her back during the Frustration days, things might have been diff-- OW! PLEASE, SANDY DON'T HURT ME! OW! OW! OW!)

Nyamaza · Post by **Nyamaza** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 1:26 am

What Allan just said made me think of something...

Allan? Please... PLEASE tell me that in the UH universe they've come up with better drugs/systems to take care of a female's... "monthly visitor". The thought of a 250 lb all muscle wolverine female with hemerhoging hormones...

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 7:42 am

There are already medications which can help level out the female hormonal cycle, commonly given to women who experience more intense emotional upheval than is normal or healthy. Everything in the Umlaut House universe is, in general, a little better than here.

The female hormonal cycle is usually a little more bearable, but it's still not fun. With the slightly improved biomedical science of the UHniverse, over-the-counter medications better than Midol do exist.

There's no such thing as coming into Heat in this universe. Hormonally, people are pretty much human. Humans do experience a very mild version of this, though.

Nyamaza · Post by **Nyamaza** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 5:25 pm

Yerf. In that case saundra, you still have my upmost respect and sympathy. The male body may turn us into Volairs, but the female version... yerf.

Zavion · Post by **Zavion** » Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:38 pm

Perchance a fourth wall breaking picture of Sandra? And, to be fair, Volair too. ^_^ I personally would like to see it. Although, you could be mean and just have them be naturally clothed as it's never been 'officially' stated because we've never seen it. They could all be naturally clothed and just very modest. Or not.