Or did Allan sabotage the Keenserver because he was behind on the queue?
(3 points for the source of the quote)It wasn't my fault! The server was down! The modem failed! I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts. It wasn't my fault, I swear to God!